"Wha…what the HFIL is going on?" Hana barked angrily! He's chained to me
you hooligans!"
PR saunters forward toward Hana and Piccolo wielding a mighty hiss, baring metal false fangs as sharp as Piccolo's. Sherri follows close behind her, who is in front of Demon Lover, NaK, and Sabrina. I, Mia (waves to everyone ever so cutely!) takes up the rear.
Piccolo swallows hard and clears his throat, trying to keep his mind clean of naughty thoughts.
"Uh…all this to go to the catacombs?" He murmured, averting his gaze.
All the girls turn to him with a wry smile.
"Yes." They all chant in unison.
Demon Lover bit in her lower lip with an amused look on her face, checking herself out in a handy full length mirror. "Damn I'm sexy!"
Hana just rolled her eyes. "You won't be comfortable wearing that down in the catacombs…"
"Wanna bet!" Nak scowled, wielding a whip and snapping it. "You're just jealous cuz you don't have one!"
"I AM NOT YOU…"
Raper interceaded, prancing around in her short tight black leather skirt chanting, "DIE sailor sluts!", and poking her new dagger into the now headless doll.
Everyone just watches as she passes by, sweatdropping.
"Err…I'm on her good side right?" Piccolo
Hana is still growling…
The music to independent women starts to play and the girls line up and start to wag their bottoms to the music as their hips buck sexily to the beet…
Hana growls and starts…
Hana: Question! Tell me what you think about me, I got Pic'lo-san chained to me. I know you're all jealous and feelin' horney, but when it's over I'll have the key!
Before a beat could be lost Piccolo Raper punches the mirror she was admiring herself in and shakes her bloody fist at Hana and embraced the pain of the cuts, not singing, but more like grunge rapping… -_-;;
PR: Question, tell me what you think about this, keep on talking and you'll taste my fist! You better shut up cuz you're making me pissed…and when you're all bloody I'll be in bliss!
Utena: How do you like these cookies that I brought? Take a taste, I swear that they're not bought! You're welcome to have all that you want! It's just one of many things I have to flau-ah-aunt! (smiles and waves shyly at what she had implied)
Nak: I want his booty!
Everyone in piccolo inc. in surprisingly good harmony: I want it!
Nak: It is so sexy!
Everyone: I want it!
Nak: It'd make me happy!
Everyone: I want it!
Nak: But I need the KEY! I WANT IT!
Sherri: The cloths he's wearin'
Everyone: I want him!
Sherri: I'll soon be strip'n!
Everyone: I want him!
Sherri: And soon be hiding!
When I get the key…WHEN I GET THE KEY!
(All the girls are dancing like Destiny's Child while Piccolo sits there on the ground with a dazed look on his face)
Piccolo: '……' (sweat-drop)
(Sabrina grabs the microphone that materialized out of thin air '?!' , and starts singing loudly to pump up the crowd that suddenly appeared '!?!?!?')
Sab: All you women, sick of white men!
Utena and Mia back to back and swaying: why not try some green skin!
Sab: All you honey's, need the yummy's!
Mia and Utena: why not try some green ski-in!
Sab: All you addicts, need the Nameks!
Hmm…wonder who?: Why not try some green skin!
Sab: All ya ladies, do you feel me?
Gotta get the namek!!!
Mia takes a deep breath, ready to sing her solo…
Hana: SHUT UP! THAT'S ENOUGH!
Piccolo: 'twitch twitch' damn…
Hana calms down and yanks piccolo behind her.
Demon Lover and Desert Dweller clapped enthusiasticly, crying, "Enchore! Enchore! Do the Pamprin one!"
Piccolo Raper eyed Hana like a snake it's prey and smirked. "What crawled up her but and died?"
An unattractive vien popped out of the back of Hana's head as she turned, her face burning red with anger. "Luckily not you!"
A fight, of course, followed.
. . . . . . . . . .
In the catacombs…
Hana and Raper are both panting and covered with big white bandages. Hana's getting a begrudged piggy back from Piccolo, Rapers' grumbling something about needing Jack Daniels, and the rest are crowded around them.
Utena sighed and wiped sweat off of her forehead, her school uniform dirty from trudging the catacombs.
"Are we simply going to wander until the spirit of Stupidity shows itself?" She asked, trying to hide her exhaustion from searching.
Mia bent over and began to piggy back her friend so she could rest.
"I don't know. But that thing might know where the key went." Hana replied, pausing a moment to catch her hold on Piccolos heavy cape. "We've been wandering for hours…it's time for a break."
Piccolo happily plopped her down as the others sat and moaned about how tired they were.
Mia inhaled and began to sing a song to calm her nerves. "I am slowly going crazy! 1 2 3 4 5 6 switch! Crazy going slowly am I 6 5 4 3 2 1 switch and I am slowly going crazy! 1 2 3 4 5 6 switch! Crazy going slowly am I 6 5 4 3 2 1 switch and I am slowly going crazy! 1 2 3 4 5 6 switch! Crazy going slowly am I 6 5 4 3 2 1 switch and…"
"SHUT UP!" Everyone demanded in unison.
Then…the dark cloaked figure appeared.
Mia and Utena gasped and clasped onto Piccolo's arms like they did before, and Hana jumped behind him.
Desert dweller, Sherri, Sabrina, Piccolo Raper, Piccolo lover, and Nak (hope I didn't forget anyone) all stared in wonder.
Sabrina gulped and heard her breath shudder as she asked, "This is…the spirit of stupidity?"
Piccolo Raper laughed, "You bet! It has to be stupid to think it can scare us away like those other pansies!" She withdrew a knife from the front of her tight leather pants and crouched battle ready. "So…why are you here…before I pluck your liver from your middle and shove it down your throat!"
The strange creature slowly moved forward, a demonic chuckle echoing off the walls of the catacombs. "I simply heard the song of stupidity…and found you here…now…LEAVE! Or I shall show you the nightmare again!"
The others began to tremble in their knee high boots, forgetting they were armed.
Piccolo gasped! "No! Not…Yajarobi…in the pink tutu!"
The creature nodded. "The same."
Piccolo raper eyed him. "You seem familiar…"
The hooded stranger sweat-dropped.
Desert dweller nodded. "Yeah…you're right! He is familiar somehow…"
Suddenly, Piccolo raper charged forward and slashed out her blade, cutting the robe, clean off the tall creepy figure…
Everyone present gasped at the sight…
There stood Goku, smiling sheepishly with a voice distorter in one hand…and a set of keys in the other.
Hope you liked it!
PR saunters forward toward Hana and Piccolo wielding a mighty hiss, baring metal false fangs as sharp as Piccolo's. Sherri follows close behind her, who is in front of Demon Lover, NaK, and Sabrina. I, Mia (waves to everyone ever so cutely!) takes up the rear.
Piccolo swallows hard and clears his throat, trying to keep his mind clean of naughty thoughts.
"Uh…all this to go to the catacombs?" He murmured, averting his gaze.
All the girls turn to him with a wry smile.
"Yes." They all chant in unison.
Demon Lover bit in her lower lip with an amused look on her face, checking herself out in a handy full length mirror. "Damn I'm sexy!"
Hana just rolled her eyes. "You won't be comfortable wearing that down in the catacombs…"
"Wanna bet!" Nak scowled, wielding a whip and snapping it. "You're just jealous cuz you don't have one!"
"I AM NOT YOU…"
Raper interceaded, prancing around in her short tight black leather skirt chanting, "DIE sailor sluts!", and poking her new dagger into the now headless doll.
Everyone just watches as she passes by, sweatdropping.
"Err…I'm on her good side right?" Piccolo
Hana is still growling…
The music to independent women starts to play and the girls line up and start to wag their bottoms to the music as their hips buck sexily to the beet…
Hana growls and starts…
Hana: Question! Tell me what you think about me, I got Pic'lo-san chained to me. I know you're all jealous and feelin' horney, but when it's over I'll have the key!
Before a beat could be lost Piccolo Raper punches the mirror she was admiring herself in and shakes her bloody fist at Hana and embraced the pain of the cuts, not singing, but more like grunge rapping… -_-;;
PR: Question, tell me what you think about this, keep on talking and you'll taste my fist! You better shut up cuz you're making me pissed…and when you're all bloody I'll be in bliss!
Utena: How do you like these cookies that I brought? Take a taste, I swear that they're not bought! You're welcome to have all that you want! It's just one of many things I have to flau-ah-aunt! (smiles and waves shyly at what she had implied)
Nak: I want his booty!
Everyone in piccolo inc. in surprisingly good harmony: I want it!
Nak: It is so sexy!
Everyone: I want it!
Nak: It'd make me happy!
Everyone: I want it!
Nak: But I need the KEY! I WANT IT!
Sherri: The cloths he's wearin'
Everyone: I want him!
Sherri: I'll soon be strip'n!
Everyone: I want him!
Sherri: And soon be hiding!
When I get the key…WHEN I GET THE KEY!
(All the girls are dancing like Destiny's Child while Piccolo sits there on the ground with a dazed look on his face)
Piccolo: '……' (sweat-drop)
(Sabrina grabs the microphone that materialized out of thin air '?!' , and starts singing loudly to pump up the crowd that suddenly appeared '!?!?!?')
Sab: All you women, sick of white men!
Utena and Mia back to back and swaying: why not try some green skin!
Sab: All you honey's, need the yummy's!
Mia and Utena: why not try some green ski-in!
Sab: All you addicts, need the Nameks!
Hmm…wonder who?: Why not try some green skin!
Sab: All ya ladies, do you feel me?
Gotta get the namek!!!
Mia takes a deep breath, ready to sing her solo…
Hana: SHUT UP! THAT'S ENOUGH!
Piccolo: 'twitch twitch' damn…
Hana calms down and yanks piccolo behind her.
Demon Lover and Desert Dweller clapped enthusiasticly, crying, "Enchore! Enchore! Do the Pamprin one!"
Piccolo Raper eyed Hana like a snake it's prey and smirked. "What crawled up her but and died?"
An unattractive vien popped out of the back of Hana's head as she turned, her face burning red with anger. "Luckily not you!"
A fight, of course, followed.
. . . . . . . . . .
In the catacombs…
Hana and Raper are both panting and covered with big white bandages. Hana's getting a begrudged piggy back from Piccolo, Rapers' grumbling something about needing Jack Daniels, and the rest are crowded around them.
Utena sighed and wiped sweat off of her forehead, her school uniform dirty from trudging the catacombs.
"Are we simply going to wander until the spirit of Stupidity shows itself?" She asked, trying to hide her exhaustion from searching.
Mia bent over and began to piggy back her friend so she could rest.
"I don't know. But that thing might know where the key went." Hana replied, pausing a moment to catch her hold on Piccolos heavy cape. "We've been wandering for hours…it's time for a break."
Piccolo happily plopped her down as the others sat and moaned about how tired they were.
Mia inhaled and began to sing a song to calm her nerves. "I am slowly going crazy! 1 2 3 4 5 6 switch! Crazy going slowly am I 6 5 4 3 2 1 switch and I am slowly going crazy! 1 2 3 4 5 6 switch! Crazy going slowly am I 6 5 4 3 2 1 switch and I am slowly going crazy! 1 2 3 4 5 6 switch! Crazy going slowly am I 6 5 4 3 2 1 switch and…"
"SHUT UP!" Everyone demanded in unison.
Then…the dark cloaked figure appeared.
Mia and Utena gasped and clasped onto Piccolo's arms like they did before, and Hana jumped behind him.
Desert dweller, Sherri, Sabrina, Piccolo Raper, Piccolo lover, and Nak (hope I didn't forget anyone) all stared in wonder.
Sabrina gulped and heard her breath shudder as she asked, "This is…the spirit of stupidity?"
Piccolo Raper laughed, "You bet! It has to be stupid to think it can scare us away like those other pansies!" She withdrew a knife from the front of her tight leather pants and crouched battle ready. "So…why are you here…before I pluck your liver from your middle and shove it down your throat!"
The strange creature slowly moved forward, a demonic chuckle echoing off the walls of the catacombs. "I simply heard the song of stupidity…and found you here…now…LEAVE! Or I shall show you the nightmare again!"
The others began to tremble in their knee high boots, forgetting they were armed.
Piccolo gasped! "No! Not…Yajarobi…in the pink tutu!"
The creature nodded. "The same."
Piccolo raper eyed him. "You seem familiar…"
The hooded stranger sweat-dropped.
Desert dweller nodded. "Yeah…you're right! He is familiar somehow…"
Suddenly, Piccolo raper charged forward and slashed out her blade, cutting the robe, clean off the tall creepy figure…
Everyone present gasped at the sight…
There stood Goku, smiling sheepishly with a voice distorter in one hand…and a set of keys in the other.
Hope you liked it!