Kaiooshin-kai: A History

Book of Swords, part 1: Arrival

A DBZ fanfiction by LadyRivka

A/n: When I said "married to the Universe", it's wasn't exactly literal. It's just that the god in question will become the servant of the Universe, protecting it and not going against its will. Kind of like a henpecking wife. LOL

Bibidi and Buu, having retreated to their ship, searched for more worlds on which to find the Star-Child. Not finding what they had searched for, they had turned planets to pizza and galaxies into grape gum. But Bibidi was beginning to lose sight of his original objective, and was just beginning to like destroying life-forms, planets, and galaxies for the sheer pleasure of it, the sense of absolute power and grandeur it gave him. As well as the hunt for the elusive Star-Child.

Then an idea came to his rather dull brain.

"It was so obvious! So terribly, terribly obvious!" he shrieked. " The highest of the high'- the Kaiooshins! Why, oh why didn't I think of it sooner?"

Buu responded, "Maybe you stupid."

"I am NOT stupid!" yelled Bibidi at his creation. "You shut your big pink unchi mouth this instant or I'll destroy you!"

"Me not unchi, me pretty marshmallow."

"Fine, fine, you're a pretty pink marshmallow." Bibidi sighed. "Now, my pet, are you hungry? Do you want something to eat?"

"Buu hungry!" he shouted.

"Well, I'm going to feed you something that's absolutely DIVINE!" the wizard cackled. "How does that sound?"

"Me want eat now!" replied the encapsulated pink blob.

"Good. We will arrive soon on Kaiooshin-kai." With that, he speeded up the ship and changed its navigational pattern.

It was the next day. Hoshiko had bags under her eyes from a lack of sleep, since she spent half the night worrying about the threat known only to her (and Shirotori) as "Majin".

She lay on her bed, with her head stuffed in between two pillows, trying to drown out the noises of the imminent hell that replayed over and over in her brain.

Then, a voice. A familiar voice.

Shirotori…is that you? The Eastern mage inquired telepathically.

Yes, it is I. I can tell that this Majin business had kept you up last night. You had better get your rest.

Agreed. But it sounded like you had something important to tell me…

I did. I sense that, by nightfall, those practitioners of Kuromajutsu that we have loathed would come and destroy Kaiooshin-kai, will indeed commence their destruction.

How…how do you know?

Remember, Miss Hoshiko, that I am from the Southern Quadrant, and the mages there can see into the future much more readily than the others on this planet. Especially myself.

Ummm…yeah, thought Hoshiko, her ego blown to bits.

For some reason, I have a premonition they will be attacking the North first, it being the most vulnerable to warfare. There I must go…

No, no. You leave the North to the Lead Mage there and to the North Kaiooshin.

But my conscience is nagging at me, Hoshiko!

Is your conscience worth dying for another quadrant? I say, let the North defend themselves, and let you have no part. If you must die, please die on your own soil.

I see. You have a point there. The Southern mage pondered for awhile. I will stay, so I may live to see the next day. Peace, I pray you. Now get some sleep.

I will. With that, Hoshiko repositioned her head in between the pillows and closed her eyes, hoping to rest before the cataclysm.

Bibidi's ship inched ever closer to Kaiooshin-kai, going through light-years of vast black space in mere seconds. The ship slowed down through the fourteen suns of the world of Kaiooshins, finally landing gently on the north pole of the planet in a snowbank.

Bibidi marveled at the sights around him, mainly at the artisan's and smith's tents, now empty.

But soon, he mused, they will be forever empty.

With that, he yelled his customary "pa-pa-ta pa-PAAA!" and let Buu free from his shell.

The Star-Child, as well as the power of the highest of gods, would soon be his.

END PART 1

A/N: Unchi = Japanese for "poop". This is a reference to Dr. Slump, Toriyama's other work, in which the pieces of poop are alive, pink, and have squinty eyes. The degree to which they resemble Kid Buu is amazing!!

PART 2- Bibidi and Buu assault the North….