Metal gear singalot 2

Sons of melody



SNAKE: I sneak about in search for metal gear on a boat

Always seen when I stop to wonder how it floats

Taking pictures of metal gear

And the posters of Brittany spears

RAIDEN: I got a big butt and I am cute

All wrapped up in a tight suit

I act stupid but I don't care

Even if I have girly hair

OCTACON: My sister dies oh dear, oh cry

Why do my love ones always die?

This whole patriots thing is absurd

Why do I have to be the frigging nerd?

SOLIDUS: As you can plainly see

I have tentacles sticking out of me

I use them to choke Jack till he starts to cry

That's what he gets for taking my eye

OLGA: My family is ze unit so I cant quit

I ave no time to shave me arm pits

I will stay ith the unit wherever so far

While underneath I wear no bra

EMMA: I am a girl with a parrot for my pal

(Falls asleep) mmm…Hal

I am like Hal I search for the answer

(Falls asleep again) Oh Venus in cancer

OCELOT: Train the kid the patriots say

Obeying them is how I get my pay

Then later I plan to take a Ray to somewhere warm with sand

With lovely Russian ladies and Uggggghhhh my hand!

LIQUID: I was in Ocelot all along

Even at night when he wears his thong

I need to get out, I need to be free

Before Ocelot wisens up and gets rid of me

VAMP: Ga hahahaha I cannot die

So why do you guyz even try?

Stop peace offering me cakez and pud

Cauze all I want iz your Blud

FORTUNE: Oh why, oh why can't I die?

Even though how hard I try

When I try shooting myself in the head

It always misses and hits Vamp instead

FATMAN: I have a huge body and a fat face

But who cares cause I am blowing up the place!

I love to wave my fat and that is that

While I cry "laugh and grow fat!"

PLISKIN: Hello I am a navel seal

So I have the licence to fell

Oh Raiden for goodness sake

Stop calling me Pliskin my name is Snake……….whoopsie