1 SING A LOT
1.1 Snake's musical mission
Snake was on the tanker hiding behind some crates. He stood up and sung like an opera singer.
SNAKE: "I have landed on the tanker!
No thanks to octacon the wanker!
Must take pictures of Metal gear Ray!
And once I am done, I must get away!
Now where is the Metallic monster's lair?
I was given an crap m9 but I brought a spare"!
He gets out an So-com. He then starts sneaking about on deck while giving a little dance
SNAKE: (to the theme of singing in the rain)
"I am sneaking in the rain
I am sneaking in the rain
Oh what a wonderful felling
Those gear pictures I must gain"
OCTACON: "Snake stop being a pain.
It isn't a bloody game."
Are you Insane?
Running out of words that sounds like rain."
Snake Sneaks into the ship and sneaks around the corridors
SNAKE: Sneak, sneak, sneak, sneaking around the corridor
Sneak, sneak, sneak, better not trip and hit the floor
Sneaky sneak sneak, don't want to be seen by the guards
Sneaky sneak sneak, cause I can't run fast due to my body lard
He hides behind a box to listen to a group of guards
GUARDS: (Chorus) "We are patrolling, we are patrolling,
Our stomachs are growling
And we rather be bowling
But we are Patrolling, we are patrolling
We are Patrolling, we are patrolling
Our stomachs are growling
And we rather be bowling
But we are patrolling, we are patrolling
(Repeat)
GUARD LEAD SINGER: We Patrol in Search of Snake
We do it for Russia's sake
And maybe for reward a piece of cake
Hope no food that Ocelot baked
SNAKE: (In whisper) Oh oh, I fell my ass cheeks parting
I do hope they wont hear my farting
Snake nosily farts to the theme of Metal gears solid's game over theme
GUARD LEAD SINGER: Hush…what was that?
I hope that was…the ship's cat!
The Guard Turns the corner and sees Snake
GUARD LEAD SINGER: (Still singing) Ahuh Ahuh! I have ffffooound you!
SNAKE: Damn man!
GUARD LEAD SINGER: I see snake, Snake I see
I see snake in front of me
Guard radios in
GUARD LEAD SINGER: Guards be nimble, guards be fast
Come here and shoot Snake in the arse
The alarm goes off and loads of Guards armed with guns and shields run in Snake's direction
ARMY OF GUARDS: Run, run, run, run, run
Shooting Snake is fun, fun, fun
OCTACON: (Over codic in theme of Run rabbit)
Run Snakey, run Snakey, run, run, run
Here come the Russians with their guns, guns, guns
Bang, bang, bang, bullets up your buns
So run Snakey, run Snakey, run, run, run
Snake runs pursued by the Guards, he legs it outside on front of the ship to see Ogla.
SNAKE: Oh damn I don't have to fight her do I?
I might as well since I am the good guy!
He points his So-com at her, but she throws her gun away and get out two marackers
SNAKE: What the hell?
What's with this girl?
She starts shaking the marackers
OGLA: All we vant is Russia back in power
And loads and loads of porn by ze hour
And their only one thing that will stop our Dismay
And that is Metal gear Ray!
All the Russian soliders on the ship including Ocelot and Guvlokabith come out and surround them,
GUVLOKABITH: Taking Metal gear is what we will do
Taking it away all the way trough
To change Russia in the worlds view
OCELOT: Only for me to betray all of you
ALL: WHAT?
OCELOT: ugh…..nothing
OLGA: And you Snake we will capture to be our Maiden
RAIDEN: And for no apparent reason here is Raiden!
SNAKE: Huh?
Olga, Ocelot and guvlokabith start singing the main chorus of the song they are singing
"Metal gear ray, Metal gear ray
Shine the torch and lead the way
To the brink of a brand new day
Metal gear ray, metal gear ray.
As the three sing all the Guards start doing the cancan dance and join along in the singing
Metal gear ray, metal gear ray
Shine the torch and lead the way
To the brink of a brand new day
Metal gear ray, metal gear ray
SNAKE: Okay this is just screwed up now
As everyone is singing and dancing Ocelot steals Metal gear ray and causes the ship to sink.
OCELOT: Ga hahaha losers!
Note: yeah I kinda went abit mad on that one, hope people like it all the same
1.1 Snake's musical mission
Snake was on the tanker hiding behind some crates. He stood up and sung like an opera singer.
SNAKE: "I have landed on the tanker!
No thanks to octacon the wanker!
Must take pictures of Metal gear Ray!
And once I am done, I must get away!
Now where is the Metallic monster's lair?
I was given an crap m9 but I brought a spare"!
He gets out an So-com. He then starts sneaking about on deck while giving a little dance
SNAKE: (to the theme of singing in the rain)
"I am sneaking in the rain
I am sneaking in the rain
Oh what a wonderful felling
Those gear pictures I must gain"
OCTACON: "Snake stop being a pain.
It isn't a bloody game."
Are you Insane?
Running out of words that sounds like rain."
Snake Sneaks into the ship and sneaks around the corridors
SNAKE: Sneak, sneak, sneak, sneaking around the corridor
Sneak, sneak, sneak, better not trip and hit the floor
Sneaky sneak sneak, don't want to be seen by the guards
Sneaky sneak sneak, cause I can't run fast due to my body lard
He hides behind a box to listen to a group of guards
GUARDS: (Chorus) "We are patrolling, we are patrolling,
Our stomachs are growling
And we rather be bowling
But we are Patrolling, we are patrolling
We are Patrolling, we are patrolling
Our stomachs are growling
And we rather be bowling
But we are patrolling, we are patrolling
(Repeat)
GUARD LEAD SINGER: We Patrol in Search of Snake
We do it for Russia's sake
And maybe for reward a piece of cake
Hope no food that Ocelot baked
SNAKE: (In whisper) Oh oh, I fell my ass cheeks parting
I do hope they wont hear my farting
Snake nosily farts to the theme of Metal gears solid's game over theme
GUARD LEAD SINGER: Hush…what was that?
I hope that was…the ship's cat!
The Guard Turns the corner and sees Snake
GUARD LEAD SINGER: (Still singing) Ahuh Ahuh! I have ffffooound you!
SNAKE: Damn man!
GUARD LEAD SINGER: I see snake, Snake I see
I see snake in front of me
Guard radios in
GUARD LEAD SINGER: Guards be nimble, guards be fast
Come here and shoot Snake in the arse
The alarm goes off and loads of Guards armed with guns and shields run in Snake's direction
ARMY OF GUARDS: Run, run, run, run, run
Shooting Snake is fun, fun, fun
OCTACON: (Over codic in theme of Run rabbit)
Run Snakey, run Snakey, run, run, run
Here come the Russians with their guns, guns, guns
Bang, bang, bang, bullets up your buns
So run Snakey, run Snakey, run, run, run
Snake runs pursued by the Guards, he legs it outside on front of the ship to see Ogla.
SNAKE: Oh damn I don't have to fight her do I?
I might as well since I am the good guy!
He points his So-com at her, but she throws her gun away and get out two marackers
SNAKE: What the hell?
What's with this girl?
She starts shaking the marackers
OGLA: All we vant is Russia back in power
And loads and loads of porn by ze hour
And their only one thing that will stop our Dismay
And that is Metal gear Ray!
All the Russian soliders on the ship including Ocelot and Guvlokabith come out and surround them,
GUVLOKABITH: Taking Metal gear is what we will do
Taking it away all the way trough
To change Russia in the worlds view
OCELOT: Only for me to betray all of you
ALL: WHAT?
OCELOT: ugh…..nothing
OLGA: And you Snake we will capture to be our Maiden
RAIDEN: And for no apparent reason here is Raiden!
SNAKE: Huh?
Olga, Ocelot and guvlokabith start singing the main chorus of the song they are singing
"Metal gear ray, Metal gear ray
Shine the torch and lead the way
To the brink of a brand new day
Metal gear ray, metal gear ray.
As the three sing all the Guards start doing the cancan dance and join along in the singing
Metal gear ray, metal gear ray
Shine the torch and lead the way
To the brink of a brand new day
Metal gear ray, metal gear ray
SNAKE: Okay this is just screwed up now
As everyone is singing and dancing Ocelot steals Metal gear ray and causes the ship to sink.
OCELOT: Ga hahaha losers!
Note: yeah I kinda went abit mad on that one, hope people like it all the same