"Super Mario Bros.: Saturday Secrets"
Chapter Four: Bowser's Pictures
Mario has anger management problems. Luigi is unfaithful. Peach has a drinking problem. And Bowser… well, you'll see. (Note: I don't own Super Mario Bros., Nintendo does—Nintendo does probably not support these stories. Okay?)
Six AM:
My Saturday went like this. I woke up in my pink bedroom. I made my bed, decorated with my new Hello Kitty bedspreads. I changed out of my nightie and made my way into my kitchen. I had a bowl of Fruit Loops while I watched Saturday cartoons (One Saturday Morning anyone?).
Twelve PM:
Six hours later, I had already cleaned my house and was ready for my tea party with Mr. Cuddles (my stuffed bear since childhood). I brought out my plastic tea set and set up my table. All ready with chocolate chip cookies and milk and of course, air tea. I had a tea party with all my stuffed animals: Mr. Cuddles, Molly the Dolly, Mickey the Lamb, and Mutch the Puppy.
We had a glorious tea party! After the second round of air tea, I passed around my old photo album from when I was a kid.
First Photo:
I was in my little tutu and hugging Mr. Cuddles with a big grin on my face. I had just won my ballet recital and I was happy.
Second Photo:
My grade three school picture; notice my two missing teeth in the front.
Third Photo:
My 12th birthday party. I was blowing out my candles on my heart shaped cake. Princess Peach was there holding a big present.
Fourth Photo:
My 12th birthday party. My mommy had just gave me the best birthday present ever! She bought me a limited edition Nancy Drew book along with my Molly the Dolly.
Fifth Photo:
I was thirteen and I had just gotten my first pair of glasses along with my new
braces.
Sixth Photo:
Fourteen and I was riding my new shiny bike. Pink with black streaks. Training wheels and everything.
Seventh Photo:
My first ever car. Not so great but drove well enough. My mommy was in the front
seat with me, knitting me a new pair of booties. I was sixteen my glasses were thick
like Coke bottles.
Eight Photo:
Finally my braces came off at age sixteen. My teeth were so straight. I was smiling to the camera with a wide toothy grin.
Ninth and Final Photo:
Seventeen years old holding up my brand spanking new Mary had a Little Lamb record.
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