Mr. Miagi's Banana Factory owns nothing.
*Vivi in corner of Alexandria castle*
Vivi: *thinking to self* Crap. All the people here won't stop staring at me. The walls, they're closing in! No, I must break free. I can't let catch me alive!!!
*this is how Vivi's rampage began*
Garnet: Zidane, did you hear? Vivi's gone off on a killing spree!
Zidane: *looking through porn magazine* Good for him.
Garnet: I'm worried! What is he- AAAAAAHHHH!!!! *dies*
Vivi: Heheheh!! Kill! Must KILL!!! *looks at Zidane*
Zidane: Ah crap…
*Vivi kills Zidane*
Vivi: Must rid the world of all of these atrocities! Only I and my Playboy Bunnies shall remain!
*Kuja in desert palace*
Kuja: Crap! I'm alive again.
*Kuja is informed about Vivi*
Kuja: Killing spree huh? Tight!
*Kuja flies off to find Vivi*
Vivi: *sees Kuja* KILL!
Kuja: *in gangster outfit* No, dude, I'm gonna kill off all those people with you!
Vivi: Why aren't you wearing your slut stuff?
Kuja: It's the authors fault I tell you!!! Mr. Miagi has ransomed all of my Victoria Secrets merchandise. Unless I see you throughout this whole pointless fic, he's gonna give them to… Hillary Clinton!!!
Vivi: Oh the horror!
Kuja: So may I please help you?
Vivi: Fine. You can be my side kick.
Kuja: SIDEKICK?! No way in hell dude! I'm the always the lead guy!
Vivi: Then I guess Hillary's gonna get a truck load of lingerie.
Kuja: Then again, side kick doesn't sound THAT bad.
*An hour later*
Steiner: Watch out men! The homicidal mage is coming!
Knights of Pluto: Eep!
Vivi: I shall destroy you all!
Kuja: And I'll go and take all of your briefs and hide them in m secret stash!
Vivi: *looks at Kuja*
Kuja: Hey, some people collect stamps. It just so happens that I am a collector of undergarments.
Steiner: ATTACK THE PERVERT!!!
Kuja: You don't know me!
Vivi: *kills knight of Pluto with fire magic*
Steiner: Oh shit.
Kuja: HEY!!! Vivi, you've singed the merchandise!
Vivi: It's for the best. Collecting men's underwear is a dirty habit.
Steiner: I SHALL KILL YOU ALL!!!
Kuja: He's still babbling on?
Vivi: KILL! *destroys Steiner*
Kuja: Oh poop. You went and did it again.
Vivi: Sorry. Force of habit.
*at Linblum*
Eiko: Why does Vivi want to kill us?
Freya: I don't know. I wouldn't be surprised if Kuja's behind it though.
Eiko: I hate Kuja!
Kuja: I hate you more!
Vivi: KILL!!!
Kuja: Could you stop saying that already?! Geez, you're like a broken record.
Eiko and Freya: KUJA!
Vivi: What about me?
Freya: Vivi, we'd never think that you'd be hurting people out of your own free will.
Vivi: you wanna bet bitch? *kills Freya*
Eiko: Vivi, why?
Vivi: I dunno. *kills Eiko*
Kuja: Yes! You didn't burn that one! I don't have to many pieces of used little kids' underwear-
Vivi: *burns Freya's and Eiko's bodies and clothes to cinders*
Kuja: You suck.
Vivi: Whatever. Wanna go get smoothies?
Kuja: Okay.
*Vivi and Kuja then went off to get smoothies*
Kuja: *ahem*
*Oh yah. And Hillary Clinton got a truck load of Victoria's Secrets crap*
Kuja: I hate you.
*The End*