I was in the car earlier today, and this came on the radio. And I started laughing, because it absolutely describes Fanfiction.net. I'm really poking fun at *bad* writers (no one in particular, really, though I had a few in mind...)

Fanfiction Writer
To the tune of Paperback Writer by the Beatles

Dear Sir or Madam will you read my fic
It took ten minutes to write, will you please just click?
It's based on a game by a company named Square
And I have no life so I want to be a fanfiction writer
Fanfiction writer

It's a brilliant story about our favorite crew
And I swear my OC's not a Mary Sue
Though my self insertion doesn't seem to please,
It's a wonderful story because I want to be a fanfiction writer
Fanfiction writer

Fanfiction writer (fanfiction writer)

It's got a billion reviews, give or take a few (or all)
I'll be posting more in a day or two
I refuse to change it though no one likes script format
I won't spell things right and I want to be a fanfiction writer
Fanfiction writer

If you really like them it's an Aurikku
Because they all seem to get a million reviews
If you really don't like it please don't flame me here
But I'm dumb as a brick and I want to be a fanfiction writer
Fanfiction writer

Fanfiction writer (fanfiction writer)...

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Was it funny? Was it terrible? Should bad, bad Mignonne never write anything like this again? I *really* want a flame (I'm not kidding...but a real one, please!) to put on my wall, so I can look at it and laugh every morning. Though if you liked, it, that's not necessary. Admittedly, not my best work, but hey...