Noodle Boy

Yay! I made a weird-ass songfic based on the Tenacious D song, Wonderboy! Hurray for me! Well, read and enjoy.



Ranting in the park

On a box made of wood...

There rants Happy Noodle Boy

Ranting oh-so-proudly.

Not much to say

When you're ranting on a box of wood... Yeaaauh! Yeuh!

Noodle Boyeee!

What is the secret of your powers?!

Noodle Boyeee!

Won't you take me far away from my sanity?

Well now it's time for me to tell you about Gun Toting Redneck

Who is the arch-rival and nemesis of Noodle Boy

With powers *comparable* to NOODLE BOY!

What kind of powers? you may ask?

Oh I dunno.. how about the power of flight, that do anything for you?

How about the power of blabbing on?

The power to annoy the hell out of you and blow you're fucking mind?!

...How about the power to drive you insane?

History of Noodle Boy and Gun Toting Redneck...

Boop Boop Be-Doop, Boop Boop Be-Doop,

Johnny C.'s work of art that must be seen

Something so very obscene!

Blasting forth delicious insanity!

Yeah!

Well Noodle Boy and Gun Toting Redneck never joined forces

And HNB was shot in the head

And got a head wound likes of which have never been seen in Valhalla!

And and maggots crawled out of it!

That's right-

Maggots!

Crawled out of it!

Haaaapppyyy Nooooodddle Booyeeeee!

Come spread insanity with me!