Here's my disclaimer. I don't own any of the characters, and this has no
affiliation with the WWF, the dead WCW, and dead ECW. Now, read on!
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Ric's Angels
Once upon a time there were three very different little girls.
The Playground of Kinder Care. On the playground, there are many boys and girls running around, big and small. One, a little brunette, is playing with a Hulk Hogan action figure. A bigger kid comes up, his shadow going over the little girl's figure. Sitting Indian style on the blacktop, she looks up at the bully. The boy bully grabs the Hulk Hogan action figure, saying something about wrestling is for boys and that she should go play with some Barbie's. The bully turns around and the brunette gets pissed. She stands up, runs after the bully, and puts him in a headlock!
The boy screams as teachers gather around, trying to get the headlock off of the boy, but Ivory won't let go.
A classroom in Canada. The classroom is full of six and seven year olds, sitting in awe at what they are witnessing, their mouths dropped, as well as the teacher's mouth. It turns out that they are watching one of their fellow classmates, a blonde haired girl, writing out about Einstein's theory of relativity. She puts the chalk down, and turns around, wearing a red shirt with a Canadian flag on it. She has a big smile on her lips as she puts her hands on her hips.
A rich house in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. A little red headed girl, smiling and wearing a pretty dress, sits up in a chair at the dinner table, well mannered and that sort of thing. She asks her mother if she can go out and play, and her mother says she can. She runs off towards the outside. She runs behind the house, and rips off her dress, showing that she has something more in the 'now' of fashion for kids. She then takes out a pink bandana and ties it around her head. She pulls out a temporary tattoo, licks it, and slaps it on her tricep, or where it would be if she had one.
Three very different little girls who grew up to be three very different women.
The brunette, now in her twenties, is marching around college campus with a megaphone in her hand and her bra in the other. She's shouting into the megaphone about Women's equality and activists issues. She then tosses her megaphone to her friend and takes out a lighter. She holds her bra up in the air and then lights the end of the bra that she isn't holding. It ignites into flames, almost taking her hand off. She drops it quickly into a trash can, frightened, and the fire lights the trash in there on fire, creating a huge bon fire. All of the women scatter, including the brunette.
In a hospital room in Canada, a beautiful blonde doctor walks in, wearing a white lab coat, a stethoscope around her neck, and a clipboard in her hands. All the essentials for being a doctor, which she now is. Very highly qualified, she is, as she meets with the patient and goes over the stuff she has written down on the clipboard. The patient however is too busy staring down her shirt. The blonde doctor notices and gives him a slap and tells him to pay attention to her. He does after that.
Mexico. We see the red head girl, standing surrounded by thugs, wearing sombreros and Mexican attire. One goes for her, but she kicks him in the head with a nice snap kick. The redhead turns, runs up one man, flips back, kicking him as she does, and lands on her feet. The two men are now down on the ground. Another comes up from behind her, grabbing her arms, one of them tattooed, while another comes up towards her. She kicks the charging thug in the gut, sending him into the wall behind himself. Then, she brings her leg up behind herself into the man's groin holding her.
The man lets go of her and drops to his knees. The thug she kicked into the wall takes out a knife, it flashing from the light. The redhead tells him to bring it. They run towards each other, the redhead getting to him quicker than he does to her. She grabs the man by the top of his shoulders, jumping up, wrapping her legs around his head, and does a back flip, bringing his head down to the ground with her legs. She gets up and puts her hands on her hips in disbelief at the poor fight they put up.
But, with three things in common: They're bright, they're beautiful, and they work for me.
I'm a wealthy billionaire who, opened up an agency where people with problems can come and be helped by my Angels. Ivory, the femme fetal. Trish, the beautiful brains. Lita, the extreme assassin.
And my name? My name's Ric. Ric Flair. This is their story.
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Ric's Angels
Once upon a time there were three very different little girls.
The Playground of Kinder Care. On the playground, there are many boys and girls running around, big and small. One, a little brunette, is playing with a Hulk Hogan action figure. A bigger kid comes up, his shadow going over the little girl's figure. Sitting Indian style on the blacktop, she looks up at the bully. The boy bully grabs the Hulk Hogan action figure, saying something about wrestling is for boys and that she should go play with some Barbie's. The bully turns around and the brunette gets pissed. She stands up, runs after the bully, and puts him in a headlock!
The boy screams as teachers gather around, trying to get the headlock off of the boy, but Ivory won't let go.
A classroom in Canada. The classroom is full of six and seven year olds, sitting in awe at what they are witnessing, their mouths dropped, as well as the teacher's mouth. It turns out that they are watching one of their fellow classmates, a blonde haired girl, writing out about Einstein's theory of relativity. She puts the chalk down, and turns around, wearing a red shirt with a Canadian flag on it. She has a big smile on her lips as she puts her hands on her hips.
A rich house in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. A little red headed girl, smiling and wearing a pretty dress, sits up in a chair at the dinner table, well mannered and that sort of thing. She asks her mother if she can go out and play, and her mother says she can. She runs off towards the outside. She runs behind the house, and rips off her dress, showing that she has something more in the 'now' of fashion for kids. She then takes out a pink bandana and ties it around her head. She pulls out a temporary tattoo, licks it, and slaps it on her tricep, or where it would be if she had one.
Three very different little girls who grew up to be three very different women.
The brunette, now in her twenties, is marching around college campus with a megaphone in her hand and her bra in the other. She's shouting into the megaphone about Women's equality and activists issues. She then tosses her megaphone to her friend and takes out a lighter. She holds her bra up in the air and then lights the end of the bra that she isn't holding. It ignites into flames, almost taking her hand off. She drops it quickly into a trash can, frightened, and the fire lights the trash in there on fire, creating a huge bon fire. All of the women scatter, including the brunette.
In a hospital room in Canada, a beautiful blonde doctor walks in, wearing a white lab coat, a stethoscope around her neck, and a clipboard in her hands. All the essentials for being a doctor, which she now is. Very highly qualified, she is, as she meets with the patient and goes over the stuff she has written down on the clipboard. The patient however is too busy staring down her shirt. The blonde doctor notices and gives him a slap and tells him to pay attention to her. He does after that.
Mexico. We see the red head girl, standing surrounded by thugs, wearing sombreros and Mexican attire. One goes for her, but she kicks him in the head with a nice snap kick. The redhead turns, runs up one man, flips back, kicking him as she does, and lands on her feet. The two men are now down on the ground. Another comes up from behind her, grabbing her arms, one of them tattooed, while another comes up towards her. She kicks the charging thug in the gut, sending him into the wall behind himself. Then, she brings her leg up behind herself into the man's groin holding her.
The man lets go of her and drops to his knees. The thug she kicked into the wall takes out a knife, it flashing from the light. The redhead tells him to bring it. They run towards each other, the redhead getting to him quicker than he does to her. She grabs the man by the top of his shoulders, jumping up, wrapping her legs around his head, and does a back flip, bringing his head down to the ground with her legs. She gets up and puts her hands on her hips in disbelief at the poor fight they put up.
But, with three things in common: They're bright, they're beautiful, and they work for me.
I'm a wealthy billionaire who, opened up an agency where people with problems can come and be helped by my Angels. Ivory, the femme fetal. Trish, the beautiful brains. Lita, the extreme assassin.
And my name? My name's Ric. Ric Flair. This is their story.