~Flashback~
Tatsumi and Watari were in the middle of their usual Friday night slumber party. Tatsumi had just finished putting Watari's hair up into a tight French Twist, when Watari had a brilliant idea. "Hey Tatsumi! Let's see what Hisoka doing on his overly priced web cam!" Watari suggested, as he boot up his computer. Tatsumi pondered, "Is his new domain up and running already?" Watari answered, "Yeppers." He entered Hisoka URL, www.Hisoka4U.net, and reached the main warning page. "Warning: Only enter if you are 18 or above." The two struggled to hold back their laughter, and proceeded to ogle at the boy. "Dude, Hisoka is such a whore." Tatsumi said. "Yeah, but I sure would like to tap that ass." Watari replied. At that moment Tatsumi was struck by a very evil, and not at all nice, but quite enthralling idea. "Ouch, something hit me." Tatsumi stated. "It must have been a very evil, and not at all nice idea! Please, let me in on it!" Tatsumi nodded. "First off we need..." Tatsumi began to whisper incoherently.
The two villains tiptoed through the halls. Tatsumi stopped. "Stop, This is where phase one takes place." They slowly opened the door. Tsuzuki was lying on his bed, drunk out of his mind, and completely unable to defend himself. "Ok, sneak over there and grab his magical monster summoning henshin stick." Tatsumi ordered. Watari sneaked over, and took the stick off of the dresser. "Ok, now what?" Watari asked. Tatsumi answered, "We begin phase two."
Hisoka was sitting under a tree quietly reading a book. The dastardly duo casually approached him. "Hey, Hisoka." Tatsumi said. "Hello". "Hi, Hisoka." Watari says. "Hi." Hisoka answers. Tatsumi spoke, "Watari and I have noticed that Tsuzuki always seems to be on top... is he really that much more powerful than you?" This bothered Hisoka. "No, he's not always on top, and I'm much more powerful than him..." Hisoka replied. Watari responded, "Sure you are... and I'm Queen Elizabeth." Tatsumi added, "how would you like to have the power to prove your dominance over Tsuzuki?" Hisoka replied, "I'd like it very much, but how?" Tatsumi smiled, and revealed Tsuzuki's henshin stick. "With this." He said as he handed it over to Hisoka. "Gasp! Tsuzuki magical-monster- summoning-henshin-stick-that-is- never-shown-but-is-actually-the-source- of-all-of-his-power!" Hisoka takes the stick, and plots his revolution. "Thank you, I'll put this to use." Hisoka said, and than quickly walked away. Tatsumi and Watari smile, everything is going according to plan.
It was now time for phase three. "What's phase three?" Watari asked. "It's the third in a sequence of phases." Tatsumi replies. Watari wasn't amused. "Just tell me what we're doing," he said. "We're now going to catch a pair of GuShoShin." Tatsumi answered. "Why?" Watari asked. "To put in the chili, of course." Tatsumi replied, and they went off to the GuShoShin breeding grounds.
Tatsumi pulled out his pokedex, and punched some buttons. "The GuShoShin breeding ground is a large, wooded area where GuShoShin go to mate." The pokedex buzzed. Tatsumi closes his dex, but before he could act he noticed movement in the bushes. Watari began to move, but Tatsumi stopped him. They waited for a few moments until a wild GuShoShin emerged from behind the bush.
"MAA! ...MAA?" it cried. "There it is!" Whispered Tatsumi, now I just need to weaken it, so that it can be captured. Tatsumi yelled, "Watari! I choose you!" and Watari leapt onto the battlefield ready to fight. "Watari! Use your scientist cannon!" Watari blasked the GuShoShin with the cannon, and the little creature fell. "Good job Watari!" Tatsumi yelled, while capturing the GuShoShin in a little pokeball. Watari wondered, "Now, Tatsumi, what do we do with the GuShoShin?" and Tatsumi answered, "We make chili outta him, and then feed it to Hisoka, so we can get some tail." A large smile formed over Watari's girlish face, as he imagined the fun that was in store.
End of part 2
Tatsumi and Watari were in the middle of their usual Friday night slumber party. Tatsumi had just finished putting Watari's hair up into a tight French Twist, when Watari had a brilliant idea. "Hey Tatsumi! Let's see what Hisoka doing on his overly priced web cam!" Watari suggested, as he boot up his computer. Tatsumi pondered, "Is his new domain up and running already?" Watari answered, "Yeppers." He entered Hisoka URL, www.Hisoka4U.net, and reached the main warning page. "Warning: Only enter if you are 18 or above." The two struggled to hold back their laughter, and proceeded to ogle at the boy. "Dude, Hisoka is such a whore." Tatsumi said. "Yeah, but I sure would like to tap that ass." Watari replied. At that moment Tatsumi was struck by a very evil, and not at all nice, but quite enthralling idea. "Ouch, something hit me." Tatsumi stated. "It must have been a very evil, and not at all nice idea! Please, let me in on it!" Tatsumi nodded. "First off we need..." Tatsumi began to whisper incoherently.
The two villains tiptoed through the halls. Tatsumi stopped. "Stop, This is where phase one takes place." They slowly opened the door. Tsuzuki was lying on his bed, drunk out of his mind, and completely unable to defend himself. "Ok, sneak over there and grab his magical monster summoning henshin stick." Tatsumi ordered. Watari sneaked over, and took the stick off of the dresser. "Ok, now what?" Watari asked. Tatsumi answered, "We begin phase two."
Hisoka was sitting under a tree quietly reading a book. The dastardly duo casually approached him. "Hey, Hisoka." Tatsumi said. "Hello". "Hi, Hisoka." Watari says. "Hi." Hisoka answers. Tatsumi spoke, "Watari and I have noticed that Tsuzuki always seems to be on top... is he really that much more powerful than you?" This bothered Hisoka. "No, he's not always on top, and I'm much more powerful than him..." Hisoka replied. Watari responded, "Sure you are... and I'm Queen Elizabeth." Tatsumi added, "how would you like to have the power to prove your dominance over Tsuzuki?" Hisoka replied, "I'd like it very much, but how?" Tatsumi smiled, and revealed Tsuzuki's henshin stick. "With this." He said as he handed it over to Hisoka. "Gasp! Tsuzuki magical-monster- summoning-henshin-stick-that-is- never-shown-but-is-actually-the-source- of-all-of-his-power!" Hisoka takes the stick, and plots his revolution. "Thank you, I'll put this to use." Hisoka said, and than quickly walked away. Tatsumi and Watari smile, everything is going according to plan.
It was now time for phase three. "What's phase three?" Watari asked. "It's the third in a sequence of phases." Tatsumi replies. Watari wasn't amused. "Just tell me what we're doing," he said. "We're now going to catch a pair of GuShoShin." Tatsumi answered. "Why?" Watari asked. "To put in the chili, of course." Tatsumi replied, and they went off to the GuShoShin breeding grounds.
Tatsumi pulled out his pokedex, and punched some buttons. "The GuShoShin breeding ground is a large, wooded area where GuShoShin go to mate." The pokedex buzzed. Tatsumi closes his dex, but before he could act he noticed movement in the bushes. Watari began to move, but Tatsumi stopped him. They waited for a few moments until a wild GuShoShin emerged from behind the bush.
"MAA! ...MAA?" it cried. "There it is!" Whispered Tatsumi, now I just need to weaken it, so that it can be captured. Tatsumi yelled, "Watari! I choose you!" and Watari leapt onto the battlefield ready to fight. "Watari! Use your scientist cannon!" Watari blasked the GuShoShin with the cannon, and the little creature fell. "Good job Watari!" Tatsumi yelled, while capturing the GuShoShin in a little pokeball. Watari wondered, "Now, Tatsumi, what do we do with the GuShoShin?" and Tatsumi answered, "We make chili outta him, and then feed it to Hisoka, so we can get some tail." A large smile formed over Watari's girlish face, as he imagined the fun that was in store.
End of part 2