A/N I do not own the characters they belong to Tamora Pierce nor do I own
Lady Marmalade it belongs to somebody whose famous and has talent.

This is my very first parody of a song in the name of Torall. I hope to do more.
Your support is needed.

As I write this I'm listening to Lady Marmalade CD which has 4 different versions
of Lady Marmalade so please don't mind me.

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Alanna: I'm bored.

Daine: Can you think of anything that we can do?

Thayet: Why don't we sing??

Kel: That's sounds fun!

Alanna: Sing about what?

Daine: Us?

Thayet: Yeah!


*girls disappear and are transported to a stage in a theater*


All: Hey hero, go hero, soul hero, flow hero
Hey hero, go hero, soul hero, go hero

Daine: He met Alanna down in old Corus, Tortall,
Strutting her stuff in the alley
She said, hello, hey Jon
You wanna give it a go, oh

All: Gitchi gitchi ya ya da da (hey hey hey)
Gitchi gitchi ya ya hee(hee oh)
Mocca chocolata ya ya (ooh yeah)
Creole Lady Alannana (ooh)

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir (oh, oh)
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi (yeah yeah yeah yeah)

Alanna: He looked on and stretched while she warmed on up
Boy did all those fancy moves
In the fightin' yards
Is where they started to fence, yeah

All: Gitchi gitchi ya ya da da (da da yeah)
Gitchi gitch ya ya hee (ooh yeah yeah)
Mocca chocolata ya ya
Creole Lady Alannana, uh

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir (ce soir)
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi (ooh)

Lil' Kel: Yeah yeah aw
We come through with the daggers and the sword belts
Let 'em know about that cake, straight out the gate
We independent women, some mistake us for flaws
I'm saying, why be a lady when I can be you
Disagree, well that's you and I'm sorry
I'ma keep fighting these boys out like a knight
Wearin' gold washed mail and getting titles from the king
4 strong bold heroes from Corus, Tortall
Hey heroes, souls heroes
Gotta get the sword, heroes
We use swords with diamonds in the hilt
By the case, the meaning of expensive taste
We wanna gitchi gitchi ya ya (come on)
Mocca chocolata (what)
Creole Lady Alannana
(One more time, come one)

Alannana (ooh)
Lady Alannana (ooh yeah)
Alannana (ohh)

Thayet: Touch of her blade feelin' really sharp
Color of stormwing steel, alright
Made the savage warrior inside
Scream until he cried

More, more, more

Alanna: Now's he back working for the King's Own (King's Own)

Daine: Living a brown tunic life

Thayet: But when he turns off to sleep, injuries keep

More, more, more

All: Gitchi gitchi ya ya da da
Gitchi gitchi ya ya hee (ooh)
Mocca Chocolata ya ya (ooh)
Creole Lady Alannana

Voulez-vouz coucher avec moi, ce soir (ce soir)
Voulez-vouz coucher avec moi
Voulez-vouz coucher avec moi, ce soir (ce soir)
Voulez-vouz coucher avec moi (ooh)

Come on, uh

Thayet
Corus
Alanna
Lady Alannana
Lil' Kel
Hey, uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
Daine
Copper Isles baby
Lady
Corus, Tortall
Ooh
Misdemeanor here

Creole Lady Alannana, ooh yeah






I know it's really bad, but I did my best. That could be a lie, I don't know. Please
review!


Lady Alanna