Chapter 7
I'm so proud! Chapter seven! My lucky number! Wow! I'd like to thank all my reviewers, I dunno if they would be considered faithful, but then again I am a blonde.
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The morning was dark, and riddled with dark clouds. The clouds made the day seem as if it were night. There was no sun, the wind was cold and blowing boisterously. All in all the day was predicted to be bleak, cold and dull.
Renee was woken up on this lovely morning, by a very loud and annoying noise. Which ended up to be Chad. As Renee was awoken from her peaceful slumber by his voice, she turned and smacked him in the face. Chad stopped, stunned for a moment at what she had done. This really didn't seem to affect him as he continued to make the noise.
Finally Renee cracked open one green eye and looked at him. Chad grinned triumphantly. That was until she closed her eye again and went back to sleep. Irritated with her he brought his wand out of his robes, pointed it at her, and just as he opened his mouth to speak, Renee rolled out of bed.
Muttering something that wasn't quiet coherent she got dressed. Then she realized Chad was in the room. She glared at him for a moment, then quickly ran a brush through her hair. Finding the nearest hair accessory that she could find, which was a hot pink hair tie, she pulled her hair back. She glared at Chad again, who left her room, grinning.
She made the long, horrifying distance from her room to the common room. Well it was horrifying for her as she started to fall asleep while walking. This led to her tripping over her robes, which caused her to fall flat on her face. It took her a moment to realize what she was doing, and where she was going before getting up again.
When she finally got to the common room, she saw that Fred, George, and Chad were already down there waiting for her. They grinned and then Renee remembered something relatively important.
"AH! I can't believe that I forgot it! Ah! AH! AHHHHHHH!" Well whatever it was, it was important to her.
Chad stared at her for a few moments, before making any attempt to talk to her. Then he thought better of it and didn't say anything at all. He let George do that.
"Uh, what did you forget?" He asked.
"My eyeball!!!"
This confused the three boys.
"What?" Fred asked.
"I left my eyeball at my house, along with my thingymabobber, that I use!"
Since Chad, had no idea what she was talking about he decided the best thing to do was to humor her.
"Oh, those things. I'm sure we'll get them. C'mon let's go."
"Do you have any idea what I'm talking about?" She asked.
"Yes, I d. Now come on. We're late."
A sleepy voice come down the stairs asked, "Late for what?"
Fred and George turned around and saw that Ron was coming down the stairs. He could possibly ruin their plan. They shot Renee and Chad a look asking what they were going to do. Renee motioned for Fred to follow her.
"Ron, dear, what are you doing up? It is three in the morning. Way to early for you," Renee said.
Fred said, as he grabbed Ron's arm, "Yes, it is. Why don't you go back to sleep."
"I don't wanna."
"Ron, Hermonie is not gonna to be happy if you're grumpy," Fred said, grinning.
Ron flushed and ran back to his bed. Renee followed him just to be sure that he was in bed. She found him underneath his covers sound asleep. She smirked, and was about to pull her wand out when a voice stopped her.
It was the voice of Harry Potter. Renee cursed under her breath and turned around to face him.
"What did you say, Harry?" She asked sweetly.
"What are you doing here?"
"Me, here? Oh, Ron was being a dear, and I just wanted to be sure that he you know, made it up here."
"I don't believe you."
1 Renee sighed. This could be a problem. She couldn't tell Harry what she was really doing up there. And she couldn't tell him what she and the other three boys were going to do, because that would just ruin the element of surprise. Then a brilliant idea hit her.
"Well I didn't want to have to tell you this, but... Well you see, I kind of really like Ron. And I thought that if I came up here I could steal a pair of his (she paused here, and tried not to make a gagging sound, before she continued) um, underwear... Well...Yeah...."
Her face grew extremely red at this, and Harry thought it was because she was embarrassed. Little did he know she was trying desperately hard not to laugh.
He bought this and went back to bed. Sighing in relief she walked quickly and silently down the stairs. The boys on the other hand, still had Harry's invisibility cloak, and had put it on while she dealt with Ron. They grabbed her and shoved her underneath the cloak, and they made their way out the portrait door.
Since they had followed a Slytherin first year the night before they already knew the password. The only problem was going to be getting to the Slytherin room. They walked silently arguing ocassionly on what direction they needed to go in. Finally they managed to make it outside of the Slytherin common room.
George said the password, "Um, glowing basilisks."
They were admitted into the room and almost immediately Chad started to giggle. He was amazed that the Slytherin common room looked so much like, well like the Gryfyndor's common room. There were few differences. One of them was that on the left side of the room was a ledge that went out far enough to be a a little balcony. The other was that the room was decked out in green and silver. Which was cool, if you liked those colors. The other was that there was a large picture of a giant silver snake, with glowing red eyes.
Fred and George looked around their surroundings for a bit, before they walked up the stairs. Renee followed, then went back down to get Chad who was still staring around the room. Chad, being dragged by Renee suddenly remembered the real reason why they were there and became more alert. Well, the most alert that he could be.
They successfully snuck up the stairs to the fifth year boys dormitory. Quietly they snuck in to the dormitory that Malfoy and his goons were staying in. Silently they drew back all the curtains, and grinned.
Since there were only three Slytherins that they wanted to torture for the day, Renee and Chad both choose Malfoy. They pulled their wands out and grinned deviously. So did Fred and George.
Pointing their wands at each of their victims they said, "Gitar Talias."
Unfortunately this was all they had to say, and they had to wait an hour before the spell actually kicked in. They left the room as silently as they had entered it. They walked to their common, room, and found that unsurprisingly that Hermonie was up. Along with Harry and Ron.
"If you wanted my underwear you could have asked," Ron said.
Renee grinned and said," What would be the point of that? I live for being in danger."
She then skipped upstairs leaving six very confused people downstairs.
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An hour later, when breakfast was to start, Chad started to grin. At first it was a small grin, then it turned into a full fledged grin. Fred and George had the same grin on their faces, Renee more then likely would have had the same grin on her face if it weren't for the fact that she was desperately trying to find the bag of pixi-stix that she had hidden in her backpack the day before they had made their abrupt landing in the middle of Hogwarts. Sighing she gave up.
She ran downstairs and found that the others had already left for breakfast. Grumbling under her breath about how many ways there were to kill your fellow partners in crime, she ran to the hall.
Draco and his body guards as Renee had decided to call them, had still not arrived yet. She took her usual place next to Hermonie and Ron. Ron gave her a scared look and tried to scoot a way, but once Hermonie glared at him he stopped. To anxious to eat, she waited for Malfoy's grand entrance.
He came in looking smug, as he usually did, but there was something different about him. Well that much was obvious. The entire hall roared with laughter and Renee found herself grinning.
Draco and his body guards had their heads, but his body was that of a fish. His arms were long green glittery fins and the rest of his body was we green, shiny and scaly. His legs were the weirdest of all. They were goat legs. White goat legs. When Draco looked at himself, he turned bright red, which made him look like a tall Christmas tree. Then he realized that Crabbe and Goyle looked the same he shot the Gryfyndors a look that could have melted ice. The look was directed at Harry and Ron.
Renee shook her head, still laughing.
Chad grinned, at the sight of Malfoy. I mean who wouldn't if you saw someone that looked like a fish? He saw the look shot at Harry and Ron and if possible grinned even wider.
Yes, they had definitely managed to cause trouble. Chad wondered just how much trouble they could cause before the school term ended. He didn't seem to care much though, as he opened a pixi-stix and ate it.
He made a mental note to thank Renee later, for bringing his favorite candy in the world. Ah, the wonders of pure sugar.
I'm so proud! Chapter seven! My lucky number! Wow! I'd like to thank all my reviewers, I dunno if they would be considered faithful, but then again I am a blonde.
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The morning was dark, and riddled with dark clouds. The clouds made the day seem as if it were night. There was no sun, the wind was cold and blowing boisterously. All in all the day was predicted to be bleak, cold and dull.
Renee was woken up on this lovely morning, by a very loud and annoying noise. Which ended up to be Chad. As Renee was awoken from her peaceful slumber by his voice, she turned and smacked him in the face. Chad stopped, stunned for a moment at what she had done. This really didn't seem to affect him as he continued to make the noise.
Finally Renee cracked open one green eye and looked at him. Chad grinned triumphantly. That was until she closed her eye again and went back to sleep. Irritated with her he brought his wand out of his robes, pointed it at her, and just as he opened his mouth to speak, Renee rolled out of bed.
Muttering something that wasn't quiet coherent she got dressed. Then she realized Chad was in the room. She glared at him for a moment, then quickly ran a brush through her hair. Finding the nearest hair accessory that she could find, which was a hot pink hair tie, she pulled her hair back. She glared at Chad again, who left her room, grinning.
She made the long, horrifying distance from her room to the common room. Well it was horrifying for her as she started to fall asleep while walking. This led to her tripping over her robes, which caused her to fall flat on her face. It took her a moment to realize what she was doing, and where she was going before getting up again.
When she finally got to the common room, she saw that Fred, George, and Chad were already down there waiting for her. They grinned and then Renee remembered something relatively important.
"AH! I can't believe that I forgot it! Ah! AH! AHHHHHHH!" Well whatever it was, it was important to her.
Chad stared at her for a few moments, before making any attempt to talk to her. Then he thought better of it and didn't say anything at all. He let George do that.
"Uh, what did you forget?" He asked.
"My eyeball!!!"
This confused the three boys.
"What?" Fred asked.
"I left my eyeball at my house, along with my thingymabobber, that I use!"
Since Chad, had no idea what she was talking about he decided the best thing to do was to humor her.
"Oh, those things. I'm sure we'll get them. C'mon let's go."
"Do you have any idea what I'm talking about?" She asked.
"Yes, I d. Now come on. We're late."
A sleepy voice come down the stairs asked, "Late for what?"
Fred and George turned around and saw that Ron was coming down the stairs. He could possibly ruin their plan. They shot Renee and Chad a look asking what they were going to do. Renee motioned for Fred to follow her.
"Ron, dear, what are you doing up? It is three in the morning. Way to early for you," Renee said.
Fred said, as he grabbed Ron's arm, "Yes, it is. Why don't you go back to sleep."
"I don't wanna."
"Ron, Hermonie is not gonna to be happy if you're grumpy," Fred said, grinning.
Ron flushed and ran back to his bed. Renee followed him just to be sure that he was in bed. She found him underneath his covers sound asleep. She smirked, and was about to pull her wand out when a voice stopped her.
It was the voice of Harry Potter. Renee cursed under her breath and turned around to face him.
"What did you say, Harry?" She asked sweetly.
"What are you doing here?"
"Me, here? Oh, Ron was being a dear, and I just wanted to be sure that he you know, made it up here."
"I don't believe you."
1 Renee sighed. This could be a problem. She couldn't tell Harry what she was really doing up there. And she couldn't tell him what she and the other three boys were going to do, because that would just ruin the element of surprise. Then a brilliant idea hit her.
"Well I didn't want to have to tell you this, but... Well you see, I kind of really like Ron. And I thought that if I came up here I could steal a pair of his (she paused here, and tried not to make a gagging sound, before she continued) um, underwear... Well...Yeah...."
Her face grew extremely red at this, and Harry thought it was because she was embarrassed. Little did he know she was trying desperately hard not to laugh.
He bought this and went back to bed. Sighing in relief she walked quickly and silently down the stairs. The boys on the other hand, still had Harry's invisibility cloak, and had put it on while she dealt with Ron. They grabbed her and shoved her underneath the cloak, and they made their way out the portrait door.
Since they had followed a Slytherin first year the night before they already knew the password. The only problem was going to be getting to the Slytherin room. They walked silently arguing ocassionly on what direction they needed to go in. Finally they managed to make it outside of the Slytherin common room.
George said the password, "Um, glowing basilisks."
They were admitted into the room and almost immediately Chad started to giggle. He was amazed that the Slytherin common room looked so much like, well like the Gryfyndor's common room. There were few differences. One of them was that on the left side of the room was a ledge that went out far enough to be a a little balcony. The other was that the room was decked out in green and silver. Which was cool, if you liked those colors. The other was that there was a large picture of a giant silver snake, with glowing red eyes.
Fred and George looked around their surroundings for a bit, before they walked up the stairs. Renee followed, then went back down to get Chad who was still staring around the room. Chad, being dragged by Renee suddenly remembered the real reason why they were there and became more alert. Well, the most alert that he could be.
They successfully snuck up the stairs to the fifth year boys dormitory. Quietly they snuck in to the dormitory that Malfoy and his goons were staying in. Silently they drew back all the curtains, and grinned.
Since there were only three Slytherins that they wanted to torture for the day, Renee and Chad both choose Malfoy. They pulled their wands out and grinned deviously. So did Fred and George.
Pointing their wands at each of their victims they said, "Gitar Talias."
Unfortunately this was all they had to say, and they had to wait an hour before the spell actually kicked in. They left the room as silently as they had entered it. They walked to their common, room, and found that unsurprisingly that Hermonie was up. Along with Harry and Ron.
"If you wanted my underwear you could have asked," Ron said.
Renee grinned and said," What would be the point of that? I live for being in danger."
She then skipped upstairs leaving six very confused people downstairs.
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An hour later, when breakfast was to start, Chad started to grin. At first it was a small grin, then it turned into a full fledged grin. Fred and George had the same grin on their faces, Renee more then likely would have had the same grin on her face if it weren't for the fact that she was desperately trying to find the bag of pixi-stix that she had hidden in her backpack the day before they had made their abrupt landing in the middle of Hogwarts. Sighing she gave up.
She ran downstairs and found that the others had already left for breakfast. Grumbling under her breath about how many ways there were to kill your fellow partners in crime, she ran to the hall.
Draco and his body guards as Renee had decided to call them, had still not arrived yet. She took her usual place next to Hermonie and Ron. Ron gave her a scared look and tried to scoot a way, but once Hermonie glared at him he stopped. To anxious to eat, she waited for Malfoy's grand entrance.
He came in looking smug, as he usually did, but there was something different about him. Well that much was obvious. The entire hall roared with laughter and Renee found herself grinning.
Draco and his body guards had their heads, but his body was that of a fish. His arms were long green glittery fins and the rest of his body was we green, shiny and scaly. His legs were the weirdest of all. They were goat legs. White goat legs. When Draco looked at himself, he turned bright red, which made him look like a tall Christmas tree. Then he realized that Crabbe and Goyle looked the same he shot the Gryfyndors a look that could have melted ice. The look was directed at Harry and Ron.
Renee shook her head, still laughing.
Chad grinned, at the sight of Malfoy. I mean who wouldn't if you saw someone that looked like a fish? He saw the look shot at Harry and Ron and if possible grinned even wider.
Yes, they had definitely managed to cause trouble. Chad wondered just how much trouble they could cause before the school term ended. He didn't seem to care much though, as he opened a pixi-stix and ate it.
He made a mental note to thank Renee later, for bringing his favorite candy in the world. Ah, the wonders of pure sugar.