Untitled 6
By: The Great One and Hikari
DISCLAIMER: do we own CCS or Harry Potter? probably not, unless Santa decides to be nice for Christmas ^_^
Neville cleared his throat. "Umm... Harry, you're just looking into the mirror, there's no need to be asking what you're doing..."
Harry blinked. "Okay. I am looking in the mirror. But why is Harry there? Where's Kero? Why am I in the Boy's dormitory? Hoe!!! Syaoran-kun! Where's my star key?" The-boy-who-thought-he-was-Sakura asked.
Syaoran and Eriol jumped. "Umm... er, what do you mean Star Key, Harry?" Syaoran asked, trying to calm himself.
"Harry? Syaoran! Stop being stupid! Harry isn't even here!" Sakura er, Harry scolded him. "We must find my star key or the world will go BOOM!" he/she cried making the boom go BOOM.
"Um... sorry to disappoint you HARRY, but... you're not Sakura..." Syaoran informed her, i mean him.
"Syaoran-kun, are you all right?" Harry asked him confused. "OH MY GOD! A RUNAMUCK CLOW CARD!" He panicked
"You caught all of them." Eriol said. "Caught all of what?" Neville asked, scared that he might've done more than just make Harry... different.
"The cards." Eriol said rolling his eyes. "Obviously you haven't been paying attention last year when the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher taught you about the Clow Cards." and then Eriol whacked Neville in the head. "You do realize this is ALL YOU FAULT?" Eriol boomed.
Neville cowered. "Y-yes..." he stammered. Ron poked him. "Uh, Neville never knows anything so we shouldn't blame him."
"Fine, then I'll blame YOU!" Eriol yelled.
Ron eyes went big. "What the hell? You're the one who made my privates turn PURPLE!" and then he turned purple. Syaoran plugged his ears. "I did NOT wanted to hear that!" he proclaimed.
"Me neither!!" Sakura, er Harry, yelled and ran behind Syaoran. "Make them stop!!" he said. "Hey get off me Harry!" Syaoran shouted.
"I'm NOT Harry Syaoran-kun!!" Harry yelled back.
"Then what are you, Spiderman?" Sean shouted back.
~DO DO DO!~
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~Resuming back to the story~
"Hoe? Do I look like Spiderman to you Sean-kun?" Sakura or eh Harry asked.
"Uh... I guess..." Sean replied. "Really?? Hoeee... I'm not a boy!" Harry exclaimed.
"Then are you suggesting that you're... a *cough bisexual cough*?" Syaoran asked.
"You're being mean!" Harry pouted.
Eriol stood there and thought for a while. "You know, I think-"
Sighing Syaoran whacked him on the head. Eriol glared at him. "What did you do that for?"
Syaoran shrugged. "I don't know. I guess I just didn't want to hear the crap that always manages to come out of your mouth."
"Why you little-! Respect your elders!!" Eriol choked Syaoran.
Syaoran choked Eriol back.
Harry's eyes went gigantic big. "HOE! Syaoran!! ERIOL! STOP IT!" She cried, unfortunately they still went at it. All of a sudden...
KNOCK KNOCK
"Let me in! Hiiragizawa-kun! Li-kun!" Someone cried in the other side.
Seamus opened the door and Tomoyo burst in.
"Huh? What's going on?" Tomoyo looked at Syaoran and Eriol murdering each other.
Eriol hung his head. "I'm sorry." Syaoran smirked. Harry pulled his arm. "And YOU! You shouldn't have been doing that too!" he scolded. Syaoran looked at him. "Okay..."
Sakura ran in. "Tomoyo-chan! Why did you run so fast!" she panted.
She looked up. "Oh hi Harry!" Harry looked at her in shock. "HOE! YOU HAVE MY STAR KEY YOU IMPOSTER!" He cried!
Tomoyo froze. "Excuse me?" Sakura asked.
"You're not Sakura!" Harry yelled and reached for the star key around Sakura's neck. "Hey you shouldn't do that!" Syaoran pulled him back.
Sakura looked at Harry. "Hoeeee... what's going on?" she asked, her smile faltering. Syaoran walked up to her and hugged her. He sighed. "You have no idea what Harry's been doing..."
Tomoyo paled. "OH MY GOD! THE CURSE!" She cried and fainted.
"I'll get her!" Ron and Eriol cried at the same time and rushed to her, but instead she fell on to Syaoran, which made Syaoran fall onto Harry who blushed. "Syaoran-kun!!" he protested. "Ahhh!" Syaoran jumped off so fast that Tomoyo fall again onto Seamus. "Uh..."
And then Seamus fell onto Ron who fell onto the REAL Sakura who fell on Eriol who fell on the Neville who fell on Syaoran who fell on to the floor. "Ouch" everyone said rubbing their bottoms. "Ew! Don't touch me!' Eriol cried. "You are Goo! Gross!" He declared glaring at Neville.
"No I'm not. I'm Super Neville." he said. Ron wrinkled his nose. "That's sooooo yesterday."
Tomoyo looked at her watch. "Technically yesterday is still yesterday and today is not yesterday. So Ron, technically you are wrong. Today is still not yesterday, because Neville started his stupid saying today." She told him.
Ron blinked. "Uh... okay..."
Seamus looked at her with stars in his eyes. "Wow, you're smart AND you're beautiful..." Eriol smacked him upside the head. "Hey don't try going NEAR my girl ya hear?"
Seamus blinked "Yea... okay... Hey!!" He jumped on Syaoran. "How do YOU eat your Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?" and then he clamped his jaws on a yummy peanut butter cup.
Syaoran stared at him. "Like that."
"Really?? Cool!!!" Seamus yelled and continued eating that. Sakura looked at the Reese's Cup. "You might want to finish eating that..."
Seamus looked at her. "Why?" Sakura stared at the Reese's cup and licked her lips. "I love chocolate."
Seamus's eyes widened. "HEY! Me too! WOW! You are beautiful AND like chocolate!" He exclaimed.
Syaoran smashed him with a mallet. "Don't you try going near Sakura again or you'll be sorry... but you can try going for Harry... he seems to enjoy pretending to be Sakura..."
Seamus blinked. "Hey! I'm not gonna go that low!" he said.
"Then you better look around for someone else cuz Sakura... and Tomoyo are TAKEN."
Seamus pouted. "Fine then maybe I will." He started walking off but then looked back at Tomoyo and Sakura. "Oh man..." he groaned.
Tomoyo, Sakura, and Sakura/Harry giggled at each other. Suddenly "I'm tired and hungry." Tomoyo declared.
"Me too!" Sakura exclaimed. "Me three." Harry-who-thinks-he's-Sakura agreed as his stomach growled. He blushed. "I'll buy you food and then we can all sleep here!!" Seamus yelled and jumped back in.
Eriol and Syaoran dragged him back out. "What did we tell you about going near our girls? Ehh??"
Tomoyo, Sakura, and the Sakura Wanna-be giggled. "Yea! A Sleepover!" the Wanna-be and Sakura cried at once, but then they stopped and glared at each other.
"You're going to be there??" they both asked at the same time. "Going to be where? What are you guys doing?" Seamus asked. Everyone fell (anime style!). "You don't remember that you offered dinner and this room?" Tomoyo asked, smiling. Eriol narrowed his eyes. Seamus blushed. "OH YEAH! Woohoo!"
"Party! Party!" Neville and Ron cried happily, and with that... they went to get the food behind the really big curtain.
"Hoeee that's a lot of food..." Sakura and Sakura-wanna-be said softly. Tomoyo giggled as she peered through her camera. "You two are so funny! You say everything at the same time!" she exclaimed with stars in her eyes.
Eriol looked at her. "I can be funny too!" He told her with puppy dog eyes. "Aw! Kawaii!" Tomoyo shouted at him hugging him.
"Ah! Mister Potter!" Dobby ran up to Harry or Sakura-wanna-be.
"Hoe? Where's Harry?" Harry asked going around in circles searching for Harry.
Dobby raised an eyebrow and tapped Harry. "Harry Potter sir?"
Harry stamped his foot. "I'm NOT Harry!! Why does everyone keep thinking that! Hoeee!!"
"Ouchies sir!" Dobby rubbed his foot. "That hurt sir!"
"Aw! Kawaii! Little elves!" Tomoyo cried jumping up and down her camera whirling and twirling.
"Really?" Dobby asked, his eyes shining. "Yippee! Dobby is wanted!" he yelled whirling and twirling with Tomoyo. Everyone sweatdropped.
Eriol interrupted them. "Tomoyo!" he whined. "Don't you want ME? Aren't I kawaii too?" He asked her. Tomoyo stopped whirling and twirling and faced her hunny bobkins. "Of course Hunny munchkins!" And hugged him real tight and kissed him on the cheek. "Okay back to whirlin' and twirlin'!" She exclaimed and she started again to whirl and twirl with Dobby.
Eriol sighed. "I guess there's no way to compete unless you do what they do..." he said and started whirling and twirling. "Look at me, Tomoyo dear!!" he yelled.
Tomoyo clapped her hands. "Sugio!" And she grabbed Sakura's hand and made her start whirling and twirling around the spacious kitchen. "Ah! Syaoran!" She exclaimed smacking into him.
They fell on the floor. "Hoee! Gomen Syaoran-kun!! But let's twirl!!" she exclaimed, giggling. "Uh... sure..."
Neville, Seamus, Ron, and Sakura-wanna-be watched them. "I wanna twirl!" Neville whined. Ron pushed him toward the whirling chaos. "Go ahead!"
"But I don't know how too?" Neville whined. Tomoyo stopped. "Hey! I know a song that will help you learn how to whirl and twirl!" She clapped her hands.
*to the theme of London bridges is falling down* (Note: if you would like to, you may sing along ^_^ and whirl and twirl heehee)
"Let's all go and whirl and twirl, whirl and twirl, whirl and twirl, let's all go and whirl and twirl, my fair lady!" Tomoyo sang cheerfully and started twirling again. Neville muttered to himself, "whirl and twirl, whirl and twirl, whirl and twirl, my fair lady... huh? My fair lady?"
"All this is making me wanna whirl and twirl myself!" Ron yelled and started whirling and twirling.
Tomoyo and Sakura and Sakura wanna-be started giggling like mad and fell down. "I ffeeelll ssiickk" Dobby cried his eyes all whirly and twirly. Tomoyo laughed even harder. "Eh-E- Eriol!" She cried and stood up but falling on top of Eriol.
Lucky for Tomoyo, Eriol cushioned her fall. "Ahh..." she sighed happily. Eriol blushed. "Er, Tomoyo dear..." Tomoyo looked at him. "What is it?" Eriol looked nervously past Tomoyo. Tomoyo turned to look at where Eriol was looking.
"OH MY GOD!" Tomoyo screamed, and stood up but fell again on top of Eriol. "Oh, thank you again!" She told and stared at the thing he was looking at. "What is that Eriol?" Tomoyo asked.
Eriol shuddered. "It's a buseriupci."
"Hoeeeee??" Sakura and Sakura-wanna-be said.
Syaoran frowned. "Yeah what the hell is a buser-whatever it is?"
Tomoyo laughed. "It's a flying pink bunnie in english! Eriol just said buse ruo pcha! for fun!" Tomoyo giggled again
Eriol shook his head. "No No No! A buseriupci makes a person stupid and ditzy!! and i think it's affecting Tomoyo!" He cried and started panicking.
"What do you mean?" Tomoyo laughed. Eriol's eyes grew as big as gigantic UFOs. "She has a contagious disease!! Stay back!" he yelled and Eriol backed away.
"Eriol!" Tomoyo whispered. "You don't like me anymore? *sniff*" and then she ran away. "...Oops?" Eriol cried and ran after her. Sakura and Sakura-wannabe looked at Syaoran (but Syaoran was looking at Sakura) and ran after Tomoyo too. "...So..." Neville asked Seamus.
"When are we going to have that party?" Seamus bonked Neville. Ron looked at them then ran after Tomoyo. "Tomoyo, I'm coming!!!" he yelled.
Seamus looked at Neville. "You wanna go get the decorations and food up?" He asked.
Neville shook his head yes. "Come on. I hope they come back soon, but late enough so we can get the dorm all coolies and fun!" He explained to him.
Seamus clapped his hands. "Yes!"
Meanwhile...
Tomoyo sobbed on her bed. "Why doesn't Eriol like me anymore?" she heard her friends yelling for her and hid under the bed. Soon they came in.
"Hoee, I thought Tomoyo-chan was in here." Sakura said thoughtfully. "Me too," said Sakura-wanna-be. "So did I." Syaoran frowned. Eriol looked around. "Where could she be?"
Eriol thought for a moment. "I know! I'll use my superman powers!" And he scanned the room with his ultra sensitive eye things. "AH! THERE SHE IS UNDER THE BED!" And he dragged her out.
Tomoyo wiped her tears with her arm. "Why are you here?" she asked. Eriol looked at her alarmed. "Why wouldn't I be here?" Before Tomoyo could reply, Ron burst in.
"DO NOT WORRY! MOJO! IS HERE! MUAHAHAHAHAH!" he cackled evilly.
Everyone backed away. "Uh..." Tomoyo started then Ron snatched her. "I'LL SAVE YOU MY DEAR!!!" He was about to run out the door when Eriol bonked him. "I think I should tell you what I told Seamus." he said and dragged Ron away.
"ANYWAYS!" Eriol shouted coming into the room. "Tomoyo dear are you allright?" Tomoyo sniffed. "Why would you care you wwwoudntl ccccaaaaaarrrreeee about me because im ssstttuppidd and dense like Sakura chan at times!" and then she stuck her tongue out and pouted.
"Eek! What do you mean 'dense' Tomoyo-chan?" Sakura and Sakura-wanna-be asked. "DENSE I MEAN DENSE WAAAHH!!"
Eriol hushed her. "No it's not that... it's just that... you have a disease..."
Tomoyo pushed him away. "No I don't! I'm just happy!!" she smiled crazily. "Uh..." Eriol backed away for a second.
"Tomoyo?" Syaoran asked. "Are you all right?"
Tomoyo just smiled crazily. "I feel just fine!" And she jumped up and kissed him!
By this time now all S+S and E+T fans are horrified. I am too.
"WAHHH! HOE? TOMOYO-CHAN?" Sakura and Sakura cried.
"T-T-Tomoyo?" Eriol cried.
"What?" Tomoyo looked at each of them, still wearing that crazy smile. Syaoran touched his cheek where she kissed him. "Er, Tomoyo, I think you like HIM?" he said pointing to Eriol. "Nah!" she replied.
"I like you!" She giggled and pointed at Syaoran. "You are so kawaii!" and hugged him and kissed him on the other cheek.
"Eep!" Syaoran yelped and ran away as fast as he could. "Wait for me!!" Tomoyo cried and ran after him. Sakura looked at them. "Doesn't that remind you of Meiling-chan a long time ago?" Then she just realized what happened. "Hoeeee!!! Syaoran-kun!!" she ran and everyone else ran too.
"TOMOYO!" Eriol cried running around the dark hallways chasing after Tomoyo. It was lucky they didn't get caught yet by some stupid teacher. "EEP!" Sakura, who stopped, cried ahead of him.
There was Syaoran sitting down leaning against the wall, and Tomoyo was hugging him tightly and droning on and on and on and on and on about him and kissing him on the cheek time to time. "You are ssssoooooo Kawaii! So is Yukito-san, and Touya-kun! But you are ssssoooooo Kawaii Li-kun!" Tomoyo babbled on.
"EERIIIIIOOLL!!!!!" Sakura shrieked. "DO YOU KNOW A CURE?"
Eriol looked at the ground.
"No, I'm sorry... I don't know any... this is a relatively new disease. We just have to hope that Syaoran doesn't catch it."
"Hoeeee, Syaoran-kun don't get that disease... Tomoyo-chan get better..."
All of a sudden, "Tomoyo?" Li-kun asked. "What?" Tomoyo asked back. "I-I...I don't..." then Syaoran got a goofy smile on his face. "I like you too!" he exclaimed and planted a kiss on Tomoyo's cheek. Everyone became silent. Then Ron commented, "Eww..."
Tomoyo smiled and kissed him again on the cheek and hugged him. "I like you alot too!"
"I like you a lot too too!" Syaoran chimed in back
"I like you a lot too too too!"
"I like you a lot too too too too!"
"I like you a lot too too too too too!"
"I like you a lot too too too too too too!" And Syaoran kissed Tomoyo...
AAAAAHHH!!!!! ON THE LIPS?!?!?!?!?!?
OH MY GOSH!
The Sakura's fainted and Eriol just paled a lot more... I mean A LOT more.
Sakura-wanna-be was about to faint but saw that Sakura already fainted and kept standing. Or more like, running to them. The he/she pulled them apart. "Get a grip you two!"
Tomoyo and Syaoran blinked, and ran towards each other. "Okay! See we got a grip!" They smiled and hugged and planted a kiss on each other's cheeks.
"Eek!" he/she's hair was up and he/she had a look of total utter horror.
Tomoyo stared at Syaoran. "I don't no what's wrong with them. Do you wanna go to the party in my room?" Syaoran asked Tomoyo. Tomoyo nodded her head happily. And they both SKIPPED off.
That's when Sakura-wanna-be fainted. Ron shook his head and ran after Syaoran and Tomoyo.
"Wait up!" He cried running after them wanting to not miss out on the party. Eriol was standing there like there. "My... Tomoyo" and he fell on the floor.
"Ahh... perfect!" Neville exclaimed. Seamus agreed. Syaoran and Tomoyo burst in holding hands. "Hey this looks great!" Syaoran commented and Tomoyo agreed. Neville blushed. "Thanks."
Ron ran in, panting. "Whew you guys run fast!" he remarked.
Seamus smiled. "PARTY!" and he turned up the music. "WOOHOO!" All of a sudden the whole Gryffindor 5, 6, 7th years came out of nowhere and started dancing in their p.j.'s.
(in annoying narrator voice)They partied late into the night, as Eriol, Sakura, and Harry were still unconscious. By the time the party ended, everyone was about to collapse.
"That was fun wasn't it, Tomoyo?" Syaoran asked, his arm around her. Tomoyo smiled.
"It was fun!" And she kissed him on the cheek again (Again!) "But you know what would be more fun?" She leaned in his ear and... Blow. "Ah Tomoyo! That tickles!" Syaoran cried rubbing his ear with a weird smile on his face. Tomoyo just giggled. "This is sssoo much fun! Me and Eriol like never did stuff like this!" She cried laughing.
"Did you do ANYTHING with Eriol?" Syaoran asked. "You got a point there." Tomoyo replied, poking him. (this is shocking us too...)
Syaoran sat there and thought. "Hey! I got an idea! Let's do the chicken dance!" and there right there! They did they chicken dance. Giggling laughing they looked like a perfect couple right there...
Yea right. DUDE! E+T FOREVER! S+S FOREVER!!!!! AAAAHHH!!!
Neville ran out the door, and then came back in wearing his boxers only! Ahhh!! "Super Neville senses that this is very wrong!!" he yelled. Syaoran looked at him. "You're right Captain Underpants... you should wear more clothes..." Neville blushed.
Tomoyo giggled. "You should do that Syaoran!" and Syaoran turned like this TOMATO red... "You think I should?" he asked her ignoring Neville. Tomoyo giggled "Yea! Green would like totally look good on you!"
"Really??" Syaoran grinned. "Be right back!" he rushed to the bathroom. Neville blinked. "Alrighty then..."
"Does this look good?" Syaoran asked, posing. Tomoyo brought out her camera. "Yay! Green!"
Ahem sorry folks we are not going to get a picture for you. Why? I can't draw. What about you Hikari?
Hikari says something unhearable or writeable...
Okayy...
"KA-WA-II! SYAORAN!" Tomoyo jumped up and down and hugged him again kissing him on the cheek "YOU LOOK SO KAWAII THAT I CANT STAND IT!" and continued hugging him.
All of a sudden...
"GET SOME CLOTHING ON! TOMOYO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Eriol cried rushing towards her in a silly batman costume. Tomoyo stared at him. "OH MY GOD! IT'S BATMAN! BATMAN! BATMAN!" Tomoyo and Syaoran shouted happily.
Eriol sweatdropped. "Yes..." he said dryly. Tomoyo squealed, "Can I ride in your batmobile?" Eriol thought for a moment, 'This could be my chance...' "Sure!" he took Tomoyo and ran before Syaoran could come along. "H-Hey!" Syaoran looked around.
"I WANNA RIDE IN THE BATMOBILE!!!" He screamed and then pouted. Poke Poke
He turned around. "OOOOHHHHH MYYY GGGOODD!!!"
There was Sakura dressed in a Powerpuff girl costume. "OH MY GOD IT'S BLOSSOM!!!! AAAHHH! THIS IS MY DREAM COME TRUE!" Syaoran hugged Sakura.
Sakura sighed happily. "Yep that's me!" she decided to pretend being Blossom for a while until Syaoran got over Tomoyo. "Let's go Syaoran-kun!" she yelled and ran.
"OH MY GOD!" and he ran after her.
Review... or else... we will torture you... by keeping Tomoyo and Syaoran together!!! Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!! Ahem... so if you don't want them together... you know what to do... right? Right??