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Episode Uno - Deleted Scene Uno - Complete Pot Race Grid Sequence
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The arena is packed. A two-headed announcer, uh, announces.
Fodé: Welcome to the Boonta Eve Classic, pot race fans.
Beed: And lovely weather we're having today.
Fodé: And a big turnout from all corners of the Outer Rim. There's Ben Cloginaros!
Beed: And the drunken fool, Teemto Pagagalees!
Fodé: Two-timer Boles Roor!
Beed: The galaxy-famous Gass Gonzo!
Fodé: And the crowd favorite Sebublug.
Sebublug: Hooray for me!
Fodé: And in the front row, near the crazy side, it's Mawhonic!
Random Fan: My hero!
Fodé: A hearty cheer to Cligg Holdfast in his souped-up, uh, Yugo. Lookee right there! It's Elan Mak, the only podracer with amnesia!
Elan Mak: Eh? Elan Mak, das mee? Wait where am I? Uh, hi.
Fodé: And back again... Monty Dudbolt! In his Dudmobile! And a newcomer, first time, big time, anytime, Mars Guo!
Mars: Humm humm humm humm humm!
Jarari: Dankoo berry much-o!
Fodé: This little guy can't even spell fear, it's Ratts Tirel!
Ratts: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fodé: And the Mrs. is here today, be careful Ratts. And next up... He's not good looking... He's not bright.... He's not even nice.... He's Ark 'BUMPY' Loservelt!
A band play the now popular radio hit "The Ark 'Bumpy' Loservelt Theme Song".
Fodé: And for no apparent reason we have the celebrity Ody Mandalor in the race! And the phenomenally unimportant, Shananakin Moonwalker.
Sebublug breaks off a piece of Shananakin's podracer, then he walks up to Shananakin.
Sebublug: Pasta ravioli shag, duke nookie.*
* You won't live through this one, slave scumumum.
SHANANAKIN: Cho screwy dope-pot slame-o.*
* Don't count on it.
Sebublug: Yoka toe bantha poodoo!*
* You're bantha shink!
Fodé: The Great Garba the Nut has entered the arena.
Garba enters the arena.
Garba: SPOSTIKA BA KOOTI, MA WANNA CHOPATTA. DA RUNGEE DUNOFY BOTILLA SHONWAKA DEY ONO. EMOST TATSALA!*
* Welcome!
Garba: Naki naki!*
*Let's start the annual Boonta Eve Classic pot race.
Fodé: START YOUR ENGINES!
They start their engines. And they're off.
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Episode Uno Deleted Scene 3 - The Waterfall Sequence
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The bongo pulls up into a waterfall.
QUI-GON: Get this thing started.
OBI-WAN: There isn't enough power.
Qui-Gon searches around his tool belt.
QUI-GON: A-HA! Just what I was looking for!
He pulls out a Stretch Armstrong doll.
QUI-GON: Stretch Armstrong to the rescue!
OBI-WAN: Master...
Qui-Gon tosses the doll to shore, but holds on to one hand... it stretches.
QUI-GON: Hurry Obi-Wan, I don't know how much longer Stretch can hold.
They reach shore, just as Stretch Armstrong lets go. The bongo goes over the waterfall. Qui-Gon hugs Stretch Armstrong.
OBI-WAN: Where's Jarari?
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Episode Uno Deleted Scene 4 - The Air Taxi Sequence
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PALPATINE: Come now, we must hurry off. Goodbye, Chancellor.
QUI-GON: And we must speak to the Jedi Council immediately, there's been a plot complication.
Shananakin turns around, hearing Qui-Gon say this. Qui-Gon plays innocent.
PADMÉ: Shananakin, come here! Sit! Good boy.
Jarari and Shananakin get on the air taxi rollercoaster ride that takes them to the Senate. Jarari sits next to a grossly hairy driver.
JARARI: Dat Queen is pitty hot! She bein nice an stuff, even if me havta sit by grosso hairy guy here.
The rollercoaster ride takes off...
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Episode Uno Deleted Scene 6 - Shananakin "Scuffles" With Guido
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All the kids in the neighboorhood are shouting FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT. Shananakin is fighting with Guido the Rodian. Qui-Gon approaches and all the kids run away.
QUI-GON: What's this fight about?
SHANANAKIN: He says I cheated!
QUI-GON: Well, did you?
SHANANAKIN: Not exactly...
QUI-GON (to Guido): Do you still think he cheated?
He doesn't speak.
QUI-GON: Well?
Silence.
QUI-GON: Speak up son...
Qui-Gon bends over and notices he isn't breathing. He checks his pulse only to find out that Guido is dead.
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Episode Uno Deleted Scene 7 - Farewell to Old Lady
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Qui-Gon and Shananakin are walking back to the Queen's ship. Shananakin approaches the very same old lady who's bones were aching.
SHANANAKIN (very enthusiastically): I'm free.
OLD LADY: Ooh, I'm so happy feryuz!
SHANANAKIN: Here, take this money, buy some teeth or somethin' for all I care. You know sometimes I really worry about you...
OLD LADY: Such a kind boy, can I give you a hug?
SHANANAKIN: No, not in front of all these people. I mean, anyone could be watching. ANYONE... like that Sith probe droid back there.
OLD LADY: Okay, you take care now.
SHANANAKIN: I will.
The old lady doesn't notice the probe droid that flies inches in front of her face. Shani and Qui-Gon walk a little ways, all of the sudden, with no warning Qui-Gon spins around, does a little dance and hacks the probe droid in half.
QUI-GON: YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shananakin looks at him strangely.
QUI-GON: Sorry, sometimes you just have to do that, or something, I guess, well what have we here?
SHANANAKIN: What is it?
QUI-GON: That's what I just asked. Looks like a bowling ball or somethin', but not the kind I'm used to seein', very unusual.
He picks it up.
RANDOM PERSON #1: It's a bomb! He's got a bomb!
QUI-GON: Wait a second, it's not a bomb...
Everyone is in panic.
GEORGE LUCAS: CUT!!!
DVD DELETED SCENES
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Episode Uno - Deleted Scene Uno - Complete Pot Race Grid Sequence
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The arena is packed. A two-headed announcer, uh, announces.
Fodé: Welcome to the Boonta Eve Classic, pot race fans.
Beed: And lovely weather we're having today.
Fodé: And a big turnout from all corners of the Outer Rim. There's Ben Cloginaros!
Beed: And the drunken fool, Teemto Pagagalees!
Fodé: Two-timer Boles Roor!
Beed: The galaxy-famous Gass Gonzo!
Fodé: And the crowd favorite Sebublug.
Sebublug: Hooray for me!
Fodé: And in the front row, near the crazy side, it's Mawhonic!
Random Fan: My hero!
Fodé: A hearty cheer to Cligg Holdfast in his souped-up, uh, Yugo. Lookee right there! It's Elan Mak, the only podracer with amnesia!
Elan Mak: Eh? Elan Mak, das mee? Wait where am I? Uh, hi.
Fodé: And back again... Monty Dudbolt! In his Dudmobile! And a newcomer, first time, big time, anytime, Mars Guo!
Mars: Humm humm humm humm humm!
Jarari: Dankoo berry much-o!
Fodé: This little guy can't even spell fear, it's Ratts Tirel!
Ratts: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fodé: And the Mrs. is here today, be careful Ratts. And next up... He's not good looking... He's not bright.... He's not even nice.... He's Ark 'BUMPY' Loservelt!
A band play the now popular radio hit "The Ark 'Bumpy' Loservelt Theme Song".
Fodé: And for no apparent reason we have the celebrity Ody Mandalor in the race! And the phenomenally unimportant, Shananakin Moonwalker.
Sebublug breaks off a piece of Shananakin's podracer, then he walks up to Shananakin.
Sebublug: Pasta ravioli shag, duke nookie.*
* You won't live through this one, slave scumumum.
SHANANAKIN: Cho screwy dope-pot slame-o.*
* Don't count on it.
Sebublug: Yoka toe bantha poodoo!*
* You're bantha shink!
Fodé: The Great Garba the Nut has entered the arena.
Garba enters the arena.
Garba: SPOSTIKA BA KOOTI, MA WANNA CHOPATTA. DA RUNGEE DUNOFY BOTILLA SHONWAKA DEY ONO. EMOST TATSALA!*
* Welcome!
Garba: Naki naki!*
*Let's start the annual Boonta Eve Classic pot race.
Fodé: START YOUR ENGINES!
They start their engines. And they're off.
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Episode Uno Deleted Scene 3 - The Waterfall Sequence
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The bongo pulls up into a waterfall.
QUI-GON: Get this thing started.
OBI-WAN: There isn't enough power.
Qui-Gon searches around his tool belt.
QUI-GON: A-HA! Just what I was looking for!
He pulls out a Stretch Armstrong doll.
QUI-GON: Stretch Armstrong to the rescue!
OBI-WAN: Master...
Qui-Gon tosses the doll to shore, but holds on to one hand... it stretches.
QUI-GON: Hurry Obi-Wan, I don't know how much longer Stretch can hold.
They reach shore, just as Stretch Armstrong lets go. The bongo goes over the waterfall. Qui-Gon hugs Stretch Armstrong.
OBI-WAN: Where's Jarari?
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Episode Uno Deleted Scene 4 - The Air Taxi Sequence
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PALPATINE: Come now, we must hurry off. Goodbye, Chancellor.
QUI-GON: And we must speak to the Jedi Council immediately, there's been a plot complication.
Shananakin turns around, hearing Qui-Gon say this. Qui-Gon plays innocent.
PADMÉ: Shananakin, come here! Sit! Good boy.
Jarari and Shananakin get on the air taxi rollercoaster ride that takes them to the Senate. Jarari sits next to a grossly hairy driver.
JARARI: Dat Queen is pitty hot! She bein nice an stuff, even if me havta sit by grosso hairy guy here.
The rollercoaster ride takes off...
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Episode Uno Deleted Scene 6 - Shananakin "Scuffles" With Guido
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All the kids in the neighboorhood are shouting FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT. Shananakin is fighting with Guido the Rodian. Qui-Gon approaches and all the kids run away.
QUI-GON: What's this fight about?
SHANANAKIN: He says I cheated!
QUI-GON: Well, did you?
SHANANAKIN: Not exactly...
QUI-GON (to Guido): Do you still think he cheated?
He doesn't speak.
QUI-GON: Well?
Silence.
QUI-GON: Speak up son...
Qui-Gon bends over and notices he isn't breathing. He checks his pulse only to find out that Guido is dead.
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Episode Uno Deleted Scene 7 - Farewell to Old Lady
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Qui-Gon and Shananakin are walking back to the Queen's ship. Shananakin approaches the very same old lady who's bones were aching.
SHANANAKIN (very enthusiastically): I'm free.
OLD LADY: Ooh, I'm so happy feryuz!
SHANANAKIN: Here, take this money, buy some teeth or somethin' for all I care. You know sometimes I really worry about you...
OLD LADY: Such a kind boy, can I give you a hug?
SHANANAKIN: No, not in front of all these people. I mean, anyone could be watching. ANYONE... like that Sith probe droid back there.
OLD LADY: Okay, you take care now.
SHANANAKIN: I will.
The old lady doesn't notice the probe droid that flies inches in front of her face. Shani and Qui-Gon walk a little ways, all of the sudden, with no warning Qui-Gon spins around, does a little dance and hacks the probe droid in half.
QUI-GON: YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shananakin looks at him strangely.
QUI-GON: Sorry, sometimes you just have to do that, or something, I guess, well what have we here?
SHANANAKIN: What is it?
QUI-GON: That's what I just asked. Looks like a bowling ball or somethin', but not the kind I'm used to seein', very unusual.
He picks it up.
RANDOM PERSON #1: It's a bomb! He's got a bomb!
QUI-GON: Wait a second, it's not a bomb...
Everyone is in panic.
GEORGE LUCAS: CUT!!!