Disclaimer: So Weird belongs to Disney. This story, however, belongs to me. I think that about says it all.
A/n: Molly/Carey hints are ALL over the place. Disney is discreetly trying to press the idea that they are in a relationship... And it is SO obvious!!!!! I just saw the Banshee episode. Dayumit, they were all related... No love interest there...
A/n: Yes, I am really 12. Uh-oh. I write slash anyway -- well, just the good kind. See: normal person. Yee-ay.
A/n: It's time for me to write a deep, spiritual fanfic.. Keep that in mind. It'll be coming soon. Maybe a few jokes and hints, too.
Clu and Jack climbed safely onto the rugged surface of the land. They were both newly sedated, and both were wearing pants. As soon as it registered that they were in no danger of falling, they started to explore the land at which the truck had crashed. It was showered with pieces of frosted flakes.
"Isn't this what we had for breakfast?" Jack inquired, sniffing the cereal.
Clu rubbed his eye indifferently. "Eh, why not? Pro'lly. And look. They lead somewhere. Blah."
Jack grinned, and his ears perked up excitedly. "Let's follow it -- I mean... " He regained his usual bland countenance. "I mean let's just stay here; a bird probably ate some cereal and pooped it's way back to it's nest."
Clu broke into a rage of ecstatic giggles. "COOL!!!!! Let's follow it!!!!!" Jack sighed and followed his friend into the forest.
Alongside the cereal trail was Gordy's purple snake fluid. Of course, the boys were uneducated of the fact that Gonzo was a snake man, so they paid no attention to it.
"I can't believe Fi is in love with a Gordy," Clu murmured grudgingly. "If only I had known. I could have helped her! I could have shown her the light!"
But Jack wasn't paying attention. He was carefully tracing the buttons on a black cell phone, ripped out of it's usual carrier's pocket and caked with dry mud. Jack tried to pick some of it off.
"Isn't this your mom's cell phone?"
"Maybe."
"Why doesn't she have it?"
"I-uh-no. Carey?"
"Carey what?"
"Carey stole it."
"He would not."
"He's my brother; I know him better than you."
"But nobody knows anything about your mom, she's so narrow minded and serious... " Jack stifled a mocking laugh.
"Yeah, so what?"
"So she would never lose sight of her precious cell phone!"
"But Carey could steal it, if his motivation is sufficient."
"Fi analyzes people's motivations, according to me in the Banshee episode... "
"With the cold girl?"
"Yah, lad."
They looked at each other, lost and blind as a result of the sudden turn in the course of conversation. Clu was the first to resume speech.
"He could have stolen it if he was motivated by a forbidden love interest. One whose dark, hostile exterior had made his mother keep a distance, but he stayed and supported her and loved her and now they may just elope they're so cute together and Disney has a foul mind... "
Jack covered his ears. "STOP IT, STOP IT, DO NOT GO ON, MAN!!!" He started to jog ahead of his friend with an incentive to leave the subject. "How do you think such things?????"
Clu shrugged. "I didn't mean to imply."
So the two boys walked on, each slightly broken apart as opposed to when Clu saved Jack's life. They uncovered a dirt path, deliberately shrouded by frosted flakes, and followed it. It led to a 7 Eleven.
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A/n: Molly/Carey hints are ALL over the place. Disney is discreetly trying to press the idea that they are in a relationship... And it is SO obvious!!!!! I just saw the Banshee episode. Dayumit, they were all related... No love interest there...
A/n: Yes, I am really 12. Uh-oh. I write slash anyway -- well, just the good kind. See: normal person. Yee-ay.
A/n: It's time for me to write a deep, spiritual fanfic.. Keep that in mind. It'll be coming soon. Maybe a few jokes and hints, too.
Clu and Jack climbed safely onto the rugged surface of the land. They were both newly sedated, and both were wearing pants. As soon as it registered that they were in no danger of falling, they started to explore the land at which the truck had crashed. It was showered with pieces of frosted flakes.
"Isn't this what we had for breakfast?" Jack inquired, sniffing the cereal.
Clu rubbed his eye indifferently. "Eh, why not? Pro'lly. And look. They lead somewhere. Blah."
Jack grinned, and his ears perked up excitedly. "Let's follow it -- I mean... " He regained his usual bland countenance. "I mean let's just stay here; a bird probably ate some cereal and pooped it's way back to it's nest."
Clu broke into a rage of ecstatic giggles. "COOL!!!!! Let's follow it!!!!!" Jack sighed and followed his friend into the forest.
Alongside the cereal trail was Gordy's purple snake fluid. Of course, the boys were uneducated of the fact that Gonzo was a snake man, so they paid no attention to it.
"I can't believe Fi is in love with a Gordy," Clu murmured grudgingly. "If only I had known. I could have helped her! I could have shown her the light!"
But Jack wasn't paying attention. He was carefully tracing the buttons on a black cell phone, ripped out of it's usual carrier's pocket and caked with dry mud. Jack tried to pick some of it off.
"Isn't this your mom's cell phone?"
"Maybe."
"Why doesn't she have it?"
"I-uh-no. Carey?"
"Carey what?"
"Carey stole it."
"He would not."
"He's my brother; I know him better than you."
"But nobody knows anything about your mom, she's so narrow minded and serious... " Jack stifled a mocking laugh.
"Yeah, so what?"
"So she would never lose sight of her precious cell phone!"
"But Carey could steal it, if his motivation is sufficient."
"Fi analyzes people's motivations, according to me in the Banshee episode... "
"With the cold girl?"
"Yah, lad."
They looked at each other, lost and blind as a result of the sudden turn in the course of conversation. Clu was the first to resume speech.
"He could have stolen it if he was motivated by a forbidden love interest. One whose dark, hostile exterior had made his mother keep a distance, but he stayed and supported her and loved her and now they may just elope they're so cute together and Disney has a foul mind... "
Jack covered his ears. "STOP IT, STOP IT, DO NOT GO ON, MAN!!!" He started to jog ahead of his friend with an incentive to leave the subject. "How do you think such things?????"
Clu shrugged. "I didn't mean to imply."
So the two boys walked on, each slightly broken apart as opposed to when Clu saved Jack's life. They uncovered a dirt path, deliberately shrouded by frosted flakes, and followed it. It led to a 7 Eleven.
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