Here I go with Chapter Two! Well I know that I'm slow with Ocean's lovers but it is hard for
me to write about it cause I was in a similar situation so I have to get over it. Well anyways
this is for those that tell me I never write anything funny. *disclaimers* I don't own FF or
any of the characters. Don't sue cause I have nothing. Don't ask, Don't tell.* That being done
with on with the fic!
~If I were a farmer.....~
*Cloud's Dream*
Cloud groaned as he woke up. The last thing he rememberd was looking up and seeing Tidus in his
boxers (with the Blitzballs on the them) then he had passed out. He didn't know why he passed
out. The first thing he noticed was that he was now fully clothed and dry. He remembered that he
had just gotten out of the shower and was wearing a towl. The next thing he noticed was that he
was in a field. "Ok Squall and Tidus have gone too far!" He got up quckly and noticed that he
had no idea in hell where he was. He saw a little house with a barn. Running as fast as he legs
could carry him he ran to the house hoping that he would find Tidus and Squall waiting to laugh
at him. He threw open the door and lots of little human beings ran to him jumping on him and
called him Daddy. He saw Aeris cooking and he turned to her and shouted her name. Part of him was
overjoyed to see her. The other half was in horror. Aeris was dead. She'd been dead for a long
time. Why was she here and now? "Aeris are you ok?" he asked while swatting away little children.
"Yes I'm fine Cloud-dear" She said while turning away from the sink where she was washing dishes.
He gasped at her when he saw her. He belly was round and plup. "You're pregnant?" She blinked at
him. "Of course I am silly. Or have you forgotten?" She winked and wiggled her eyebrows at him.
Clouds's jaw dropped to the floor and he watched her yell up the stairs. "All right everyone! Time
for school!" Four more children ran down the stairs to join the eight that were eating. She then
moved next to the door and opened it. The children lined up and waited. Then Aeris dissapeared as
she ran up the stairs and back down Tifa and Yuffie in tow. Then they lined up on the oppisite
side of the children and all of them looked at Cloud. He just blinked and looked around. "What
the hell is going on around here? Where did all these children come from?" As if on cue Tifa,
Aeris, and Yuffie blushed. Then the kids screamed and ran out the door as the koo-koo clock
sounded. Cloud chased them all the way to the road. Then they (all 12 of them) got on the bus.
He watched as the bus drove away while the children waved and screamed farewells to him. Aeris
had chosen to follow him. "Cloud are you all right?" Aeris asked as Cloud jumped 10 feet in the
air. "No I'm not all right! I don't understand! Aeris you died a long time ago. I live with
Squall and Tidus!" Aeris looked at him funny. " CloudI think that you have been smoking too much
crack." With that she turned and walked back into the house. Yelling out the front door Tifa
reminded him that he needed to do his daily chores. "Chores!? I don't know anything about being
a farmer!" he walked into the barn and looked at the cows and shook his head. Areis came in and
watched him. "Cloud? she asked him. "What the hell are you doing?" He looked at her and spoke
sheepishly "Ummm milking a cow?" blinking at him she stiffiled a giggle. "Cloud that's not a
female cow." He turned and noticed that he was about to milk a male bull. The bull took one look
at him and snorted and began to charge at Cloud. He ran out of the barn and Tifa and Yuffie ran
outside. "What the hell is going on?!" Yuffie yelled over Cloud's screams of terror. Areis walked
up to them and stated calmly. "He tried to milk a bull." "Oh? Again?" Tifa asked. "Yea the last
time he did that was when we first got the farm." replied Yuffie "Don't you thinks it's a little
odd though? I mean he didn't scream this much." They all turned to him as he began to scream for
help. The three girls all sweatdroped and nodded. Finally the bull got tired and lay down to
sleep. Cloud sighed and walked back into the barn. The girls followed him and he looked
at them and he spoke. "What should I do next? Tifa pointed to the pile of hay. "ummm feed the
animals?" He nodded at her and picked up some hay then walked up to the chickens. "Here chicken
chicken. Time to eat." All three of the girls stared at him. Cloud then walked up to the horses
and held out his hand to a horse "Here horsey horsey." The horse then almost bit his hand off.
"Cloud!" Tifa yelled at him. "What has gotten into you?" Cloud stop feeding the horse. "I don't
know!" he cried at them. "The last thing I remember was seeing Tidus half naked!" The horse had
gotten mad that he was no longer getting feed. So he decided to make the Cloud pay. He kicked
him. Cloud went flying across the barn. He got up and stumbled up to the girls. They were torn
between being angery that he just said he saw someone half naked and worry cause he was kicked by
the horse. "Thank you my dear man. I'll have an snow cone" He mumbled then passed out.
me to write about it cause I was in a similar situation so I have to get over it. Well anyways
this is for those that tell me I never write anything funny. *disclaimers* I don't own FF or
any of the characters. Don't sue cause I have nothing. Don't ask, Don't tell.* That being done
with on with the fic!
~If I were a farmer.....~
*Cloud's Dream*
Cloud groaned as he woke up. The last thing he rememberd was looking up and seeing Tidus in his
boxers (with the Blitzballs on the them) then he had passed out. He didn't know why he passed
out. The first thing he noticed was that he was now fully clothed and dry. He remembered that he
had just gotten out of the shower and was wearing a towl. The next thing he noticed was that he
was in a field. "Ok Squall and Tidus have gone too far!" He got up quckly and noticed that he
had no idea in hell where he was. He saw a little house with a barn. Running as fast as he legs
could carry him he ran to the house hoping that he would find Tidus and Squall waiting to laugh
at him. He threw open the door and lots of little human beings ran to him jumping on him and
called him Daddy. He saw Aeris cooking and he turned to her and shouted her name. Part of him was
overjoyed to see her. The other half was in horror. Aeris was dead. She'd been dead for a long
time. Why was she here and now? "Aeris are you ok?" he asked while swatting away little children.
"Yes I'm fine Cloud-dear" She said while turning away from the sink where she was washing dishes.
He gasped at her when he saw her. He belly was round and plup. "You're pregnant?" She blinked at
him. "Of course I am silly. Or have you forgotten?" She winked and wiggled her eyebrows at him.
Clouds's jaw dropped to the floor and he watched her yell up the stairs. "All right everyone! Time
for school!" Four more children ran down the stairs to join the eight that were eating. She then
moved next to the door and opened it. The children lined up and waited. Then Aeris dissapeared as
she ran up the stairs and back down Tifa and Yuffie in tow. Then they lined up on the oppisite
side of the children and all of them looked at Cloud. He just blinked and looked around. "What
the hell is going on around here? Where did all these children come from?" As if on cue Tifa,
Aeris, and Yuffie blushed. Then the kids screamed and ran out the door as the koo-koo clock
sounded. Cloud chased them all the way to the road. Then they (all 12 of them) got on the bus.
He watched as the bus drove away while the children waved and screamed farewells to him. Aeris
had chosen to follow him. "Cloud are you all right?" Aeris asked as Cloud jumped 10 feet in the
air. "No I'm not all right! I don't understand! Aeris you died a long time ago. I live with
Squall and Tidus!" Aeris looked at him funny. " CloudI think that you have been smoking too much
crack." With that she turned and walked back into the house. Yelling out the front door Tifa
reminded him that he needed to do his daily chores. "Chores!? I don't know anything about being
a farmer!" he walked into the barn and looked at the cows and shook his head. Areis came in and
watched him. "Cloud? she asked him. "What the hell are you doing?" He looked at her and spoke
sheepishly "Ummm milking a cow?" blinking at him she stiffiled a giggle. "Cloud that's not a
female cow." He turned and noticed that he was about to milk a male bull. The bull took one look
at him and snorted and began to charge at Cloud. He ran out of the barn and Tifa and Yuffie ran
outside. "What the hell is going on?!" Yuffie yelled over Cloud's screams of terror. Areis walked
up to them and stated calmly. "He tried to milk a bull." "Oh? Again?" Tifa asked. "Yea the last
time he did that was when we first got the farm." replied Yuffie "Don't you thinks it's a little
odd though? I mean he didn't scream this much." They all turned to him as he began to scream for
help. The three girls all sweatdroped and nodded. Finally the bull got tired and lay down to
sleep. Cloud sighed and walked back into the barn. The girls followed him and he looked
at them and he spoke. "What should I do next? Tifa pointed to the pile of hay. "ummm feed the
animals?" He nodded at her and picked up some hay then walked up to the chickens. "Here chicken
chicken. Time to eat." All three of the girls stared at him. Cloud then walked up to the horses
and held out his hand to a horse "Here horsey horsey." The horse then almost bit his hand off.
"Cloud!" Tifa yelled at him. "What has gotten into you?" Cloud stop feeding the horse. "I don't
know!" he cried at them. "The last thing I remember was seeing Tidus half naked!" The horse had
gotten mad that he was no longer getting feed. So he decided to make the Cloud pay. He kicked
him. Cloud went flying across the barn. He got up and stumbled up to the girls. They were torn
between being angery that he just said he saw someone half naked and worry cause he was kicked by
the horse. "Thank you my dear man. I'll have an snow cone" He mumbled then passed out.