Okay this I confess came right into my head. I'm going to create a love circle! With ALL of the major/semi major characters! ALL OF THEM!!! I'm not really a fan of Yaoi A.K.A shounen ai, but to use all the characters I don't have much of a choice. This isn't really a fic until the near end right now I'm saying how it works and the characters get to review my random choosing. Okay, SQUARESOFT, and NOT I, owns the characters. Now onward to the end!

Lets start with me, I love Vinnie, Vinnie loves Yuffie, red loves Yuffie, Cid loves red, Barret loves Cid, Tifa loves cid, Cloud loves Tifa, Reeve loves Cloud, Reno loves Reeve, Elena loves Reno, Tseng loves Elena, Rude loves Tseng, Rufus loves Rude, Heidgger loves Rufus, Scarlet loves Heidgger, Hojo loves Scarlet, Sephiroth loves Hojo, Aeris loves Sephiroth, Mukki (not important but hell) loves Aeris, Lucrecia loves Mukki, Godo loves Lucrecia but also loves me! (EEEK)

All the guys in the room stared at A.K. with strange eyes like this O.o while the girls are either crying or puking their guts out.

"I'm telling you know, these couples just popped into my head, and I tried to have at least SOME of them make sense." A.K. said.

"Yeah, I guess so," Rufus said, then held Rude's hand. "Come on, I'll treat ya to a drink."

"...!?"Was Rude's response then took his hand away and ran for Tseng but he ran for Elena.

"Heh, I knew you liked me," Reno said to Elena with a grin on his face. It didn't last long because he got smacked silly by her.

"Yuffie?" Red asked shyly." Want to, ummm go somewhere later, together?"

"KYAAAAAA," Yuffie yelled and ran out of the building. Vincent sighed and tried hard to forget Lucrecia was there and hide.

"Who's Mukki?" Lucrecia asked. Then some really gay guy comes up.

"Sorry, I'm not your type, I'm really after that Cloud guy, I mean he's TOTAL HOTTIE!" Mukki said and walked to the side where all the guys were, and they all ran away.

"She said that HE loves me?" Aeris asked, sounding a bit angry.

"Yeah well, at least he's not Cid," Tifa said and looked back to see Cid Cussing out a five year old boy for bumping into him.

"True."

"OH Vinnie!!!" A.K.'s voice echoed throughout the building." I can't WAIT to see ya!!!" She ran past Vincent hiding in the shadows, silently praying that he wouldn't be seen.

"Heidgger," a very pissed off Scarlet said, her voice sounding VERY treating, "GET AWAY FROM ME!!!"

"Awww, Scarlet," Heidgger began," don't hide your true feelings for m-" before he could finish he got hit in the face by a frying pan that Scarlet magically had in her hands.

"Me in love with that slut?" Hojo asked, "don't make me laugh!"

"There he is!" Aka shouted then pounded Hojo in the ground." that's what you get for being you!"

Sephiroth was also hiding and shaking violently and trying to calm himself down." I don't love him, he's my dad, yeah that's he's only my dad."

Godo yelled, "This is crazy I only love one and that was my beloved wife!"

Barret was leaning against a wall looking around at the chaos that stormed throughout the place," this is all full a shit."

Okay no flames pu-lease, I'll burn. I did this to do something a little different for a change. So I'm not to good at parings and if I insulted anyone no hard feelings I didn't mean anything, just trying to be an idiot on a hard day.