Well, being sick, I have time to write stories! Which means, it won't take
me a long time like chappy 2 did! Yay! I don't like to me sick though. But,
at least I have time to write! Enjoy everyone! =)
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"Well, I don't know. She could always give him.... a makeover." I told the cute little hobbit. Pippin was my favorite. Or maybe it was Merry? Or Frodo? Or Sam? I like them all.
"A makeover?" Sam trembled at the thought. Being a hobbit, he did not know what a makeover was, and to him it sounded very frightening.
Rita, the ever kind one, smiled at the hobbit. "Don't worry, makeovers don't hurt! They're fun!"
Sam sighed in relief. The rest of the Fellowship watched all this with confused looks on their faces. Finally, Gandalf could not take it anymore.
"Caradhras is where we are going, and I think we should go there now and stop this nonsense."
Now, that would have been a good idea, if it had not been night and getting very dark out. I, being me, had to point this out. I like to be right.
"Gandalf..." I tugged on his sleeve to get his attention. I must have looked cute because I heard an "aw" come from Rita followed by giggles.
"Yes?" Gandalf asked, I think a little softer than he wanted to. That's how I know I looked cute.
"It's getting really late, and it's really dark out here, and, well, I don't think it's a good idea to travel 'cause we can't see and I need to sleep. I get really grumpy if I don't get enough sleep." I made puppy eyes and that settled it. According to my friends (and my mom O_O), no one can say no to me when I do that. (To bad I don't know when i'm making them!!)
"Ok." He said simply. I turned around and grinned at Rita, who burst out laughing.
"Jess, that was soo funny!" Rita said around giggles. Her laughter is contagious. soon I was laughing just as hard, and my sides hurt and my ribs hurt, but I kept laughing because I couldn't stop. At this point, I don't think either of us knew why we were laughing. Or at least I didn't. Maybe Rita did.
"Jess, why are we laughing?" Nope, Rita didn't know either.
I answered with more laughter. That went on for awhile. I guess the Fellowship watched us laugh, I don't know. My eyes were watering to much. But by the time we were done, it was dark and the stars were very bright. (and it's a good thing to because I don't think we would have been able to see without them)
"Oh, look at the pretty stars!" Rita said, looking up. I followed her example.
"We never get to see so many stars at home!" I said, giggling happily.
"Yeah… Home!" Rita gasped. "Jessica, we're supposed to be home right now! We were supposed to be home hours ago! Our mom's must be having an all-time worry attack by now!"
"Oh no!!" I looked frightened. "My mom probably called the police! She'll never let me out of the house after this! I'm sure she thinks I've been kidnapped!"
"What are we going to do? We're never going to be able to leave the house again! It'll be worse than when we had mono!" Rita looked horrified now.
"No! I can't handle that!" I yelled. By now I'm sure the Fellowship was wondering what was wrong with us.
"Lady Rita… Lady Jessica… Is something wrong?" Legolas, ever the caring elf, asked.
Rita smiled, completely happy about the fact that Legolas was worried about her, forgetting that we were going to be killed when we got home.
I, on the other hand, was very happy about being called "Lady Jessica". Having the attention span of a two-year-old, I forgot about being dead in the near future.
"He called me 'Lady Jessica'! How sweet! I'm a Lady now! Heeheehee! I've been called 'Young lady' and 'Miss Jessica' by my mom and dad when I was in trouble, but never 'Lady Jessica'!" What do you expect? I'm blonde. Get used to it.
"If we are going to stay, we should sleep to we can travel quickly tomorrow." Aragorn pointed out. I looked at him. I blinked. He interrupted my happiness. =(
"Ok." Rita said, eyeing Legolas, who took a step away.
I just shook my head and yawned. "Good night everybody!" I said and fell to the ground, already sleeping. One thing about me: When I'm tired, I can fall instantly asleep. (Now this is just a story being told from a third person cause I'm technically asleep and don't know what is being said and what is happening.)
"We should find a covered place to sleep." Boromir suggested.
"Yes." Legolas agreed. "Come, Lady Rita…. Lady Rita?"
They looked around. They looked down. Rita was asleep in the grass like Jessica. Legolas picked up Rita while Aragorn picked up Jessica. (To Julia: =)~)
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"Well, I don't know. She could always give him.... a makeover." I told the cute little hobbit. Pippin was my favorite. Or maybe it was Merry? Or Frodo? Or Sam? I like them all.
"A makeover?" Sam trembled at the thought. Being a hobbit, he did not know what a makeover was, and to him it sounded very frightening.
Rita, the ever kind one, smiled at the hobbit. "Don't worry, makeovers don't hurt! They're fun!"
Sam sighed in relief. The rest of the Fellowship watched all this with confused looks on their faces. Finally, Gandalf could not take it anymore.
"Caradhras is where we are going, and I think we should go there now and stop this nonsense."
Now, that would have been a good idea, if it had not been night and getting very dark out. I, being me, had to point this out. I like to be right.
"Gandalf..." I tugged on his sleeve to get his attention. I must have looked cute because I heard an "aw" come from Rita followed by giggles.
"Yes?" Gandalf asked, I think a little softer than he wanted to. That's how I know I looked cute.
"It's getting really late, and it's really dark out here, and, well, I don't think it's a good idea to travel 'cause we can't see and I need to sleep. I get really grumpy if I don't get enough sleep." I made puppy eyes and that settled it. According to my friends (and my mom O_O), no one can say no to me when I do that. (To bad I don't know when i'm making them!!)
"Ok." He said simply. I turned around and grinned at Rita, who burst out laughing.
"Jess, that was soo funny!" Rita said around giggles. Her laughter is contagious. soon I was laughing just as hard, and my sides hurt and my ribs hurt, but I kept laughing because I couldn't stop. At this point, I don't think either of us knew why we were laughing. Or at least I didn't. Maybe Rita did.
"Jess, why are we laughing?" Nope, Rita didn't know either.
I answered with more laughter. That went on for awhile. I guess the Fellowship watched us laugh, I don't know. My eyes were watering to much. But by the time we were done, it was dark and the stars were very bright. (and it's a good thing to because I don't think we would have been able to see without them)
"Oh, look at the pretty stars!" Rita said, looking up. I followed her example.
"We never get to see so many stars at home!" I said, giggling happily.
"Yeah… Home!" Rita gasped. "Jessica, we're supposed to be home right now! We were supposed to be home hours ago! Our mom's must be having an all-time worry attack by now!"
"Oh no!!" I looked frightened. "My mom probably called the police! She'll never let me out of the house after this! I'm sure she thinks I've been kidnapped!"
"What are we going to do? We're never going to be able to leave the house again! It'll be worse than when we had mono!" Rita looked horrified now.
"No! I can't handle that!" I yelled. By now I'm sure the Fellowship was wondering what was wrong with us.
"Lady Rita… Lady Jessica… Is something wrong?" Legolas, ever the caring elf, asked.
Rita smiled, completely happy about the fact that Legolas was worried about her, forgetting that we were going to be killed when we got home.
I, on the other hand, was very happy about being called "Lady Jessica". Having the attention span of a two-year-old, I forgot about being dead in the near future.
"He called me 'Lady Jessica'! How sweet! I'm a Lady now! Heeheehee! I've been called 'Young lady' and 'Miss Jessica' by my mom and dad when I was in trouble, but never 'Lady Jessica'!" What do you expect? I'm blonde. Get used to it.
"If we are going to stay, we should sleep to we can travel quickly tomorrow." Aragorn pointed out. I looked at him. I blinked. He interrupted my happiness. =(
"Ok." Rita said, eyeing Legolas, who took a step away.
I just shook my head and yawned. "Good night everybody!" I said and fell to the ground, already sleeping. One thing about me: When I'm tired, I can fall instantly asleep. (Now this is just a story being told from a third person cause I'm technically asleep and don't know what is being said and what is happening.)
"We should find a covered place to sleep." Boromir suggested.
"Yes." Legolas agreed. "Come, Lady Rita…. Lady Rita?"
They looked around. They looked down. Rita was asleep in the grass like Jessica. Legolas picked up Rita while Aragorn picked up Jessica. (To Julia: =)~)