CHAPTER 2: Warrior of Heaven
*** In Luigi's Mansion***
Mario walked through the mansion quietly.
Mario: Luigi? Luiiiigiii! LUIGI!
Suddenly a door next to him opened, it was Luigi wearing black clothes.
Mario: I'm-a so glad I-a found-a you!
The Luigi pulled his fist back and punched Mario.
Mario: Wait-a a second. You are-a not-a Luigi!
Mario stood up and did a coin punch on Dark Luigi. Dark Luigi came back with a Fire punch and two green fire balls. Mario flung into a wall and opened his eyes as Dark Luigi ran at him wildly throwing punches. Mario dodged them and then did rapid punches on Dark Luigi. He then grabbed Dark Luigi's feet and swung him around, letting him go flying into a wall. Dark Luigi got up, his eyes glowing Red. Suddenly a door next to Mario opened.
Luigi: Mario? MARIO!
Mario: LUIGI LOOK-A OUT-A!
Dark Luigi elbowed Luigi right in the gut.
Luigi: Mum-a-me-a!
Mario growled and bashed Dark Luigi across the head. Luigi got up and they began to double team Dark Luigi. Then both flung a fireball and when they hit, they jumped into the air and landed on Dark Luigi's head.
Mario: Luigi, Let-a Go!
They turned down the hallway and ran, Dark Luigi following.
***Green Hill Zone***
The blue hedgehog ran speedily across the open green field. He heard the shouts from around here, but could they be true.
Sonic: SHADOW? Shadow! Are you here dude?
Sonic looked over at the nearest tree and saw Shadow up against it, still bloody and beaten from their encounter with the FinalHazard.
Sonic: Shadow, are you OK?
Shadow: I'll Be fine.
That's when from out of no where a bright red ball smacked into Shadow. Sonic turned and saw the ball land and become… him! A red Sonic!
Red Sonic: I finally found you Sonic
Sonic: Quit copying my looks Jerk.
Red Sonic: This world is pathetic. I challenge you Sonic to a fight!
Sonic: A fight?!
Red Sonic leapt into the Air and homing attacked right into sonic. He then landed and did a spin dash. Sonic got up but was hit from behind. He turned to see a Red Shadow!
Red Shadow: Time to die Hedgehog
Sonic: Shitama I am out numbered.
Sonic took off and grabbed Shadow, then sped off as fast as he could. Red Shadow and Red Sonic followed right after them. Sonic came to a cliff's edge and leapt, landing right into a forest. He didn't spare a second and ran down a dirt path. He looked back and saw two red blurs land in the forest. Sonic cursed and sped up. He came to a pit filled with lava. On the other side was a brown temple. Sonic looked right and left then jumped in the air and homing attacked a tree. The tree fell and created a bridge. Sonic crossed then kicked it, sending it falling into the lava. He turned and ran into the temple.
He entered to see a long hallway filled with cobwebs. On the wall nearest to him it read in ancient SUPERNINTENDO-NESE 'Temple of Colra'
Sonic: Colra? Who the hell is colra?
That's when Sonic hear the voices of the red freaks. He growled and dashed down the path, just barely dodging darts that shot out of the wall.
*** Inside the Turtle***
Link landed on the turtle's tongue softly and gagged. He then felt himself being lifted up and he fell back and hear a loud GULP. He fell down the long throat and then landed with a SQUISH on a soft mound of flesh in the turtle's stomach. He looked around and saw pink flesh walls dripping of green slime as they moved with the turtle's breathing.
Link: Arg man this place STINKS.
Dead fish laid in green water all around him. Link took a step into the green water and screamed. It was stomach acid. His left boot had been burnt off.
Link: That stuff will kill. Hmm so the jar is in here somewhere. But where.
Link noticed more mounds of pink flesh in the middle of the green liquid, like islands. Gathering up his speed link ran and leapt and landed softly on another mound.
Link: Ok but now where is that jar.
Link looked across the stomach and saw a white jar in a crystal floating in the acid.
Link: Ohh great. Just wonderful.
***Jungle Japes Stage***
Donkey Kong: I am the leader of the bunch! You know me well!
Cranky: Shut the hell up. My crystal is glowing.
Diddy Kong: SICK!
Cranky: Not that crystal pervert! My necklace. It glows whenever a great evil being is on earth. You dangum youngins got no respect.
Donkey Kong: So what do we do
Cranky: Go find that pink powderpuff with the mallet and the green dinosaur, they can help.
*** Fox's Ship***
Falco: Where the hell is fox? We have detected enemy ships!
Slippy: He's watching Samus vomit from motion sickness
Falco: Yuck.
Hour later…
Fox: What was it you wanted Falco.
Falco: We have detected enemy ship. It looks like ours though.
Samus: And your point?
Slippy: They must be clones
Fox: I'm receiving a message from mario. It says to get to Melee HQ right away.
Suddenly the ship began to shake. They were under fire.
*** Inside the Turtle***
Link used his sword and pushed the crystal towards him. He grabbed it out of the water and then saw there was no hard place to break it. Thats when he heard a gurgle and water came in filling the stomach. Link was then carried down a hole and saw light
(You don't wanna know where he just went)
After Link grew back to normal size he spent about eight hours in the ocean cleaning himself. Then he grabbed the crystal and smashed it against the laboratory. The crystal around the jar shattered. Link then used his sword and smashed the jar. A heavenly light exploded from the Jar. The being Colra appeared before Link.
Colra: Ah link. Welcome. Thanks for freeing me.
Link: Can you explain what is going on.
Colra: At your HQ, but first. Here eat this.
Colra handed Link a white rose and vanished. Link shrugged and ate the rose. He felt an odd tingle in his body and then looked at himself. His tunic was white!
***F-ZERO Race track***
Captain Falcon panted and glared at Izmal. He couldn't beat this guy. He had been trying for hours.
Izmal: So you give. Good because I'm HUNGRY
Izmal began to change and he became a giant 70 ft tall dragon. Captain Falcon gasped as Izmal Dragon opened its wide mouth and inhaled. Captain Falcon was pulled into the giant's mouth. Captain falcon saw the mouth close around him and blackness.
Izmal snickered and listened to Falcon's muffled protests in his mouth. Then with a loud GULP he swallowed Captain Falcon. Izmal laughed and became normal again and belched.
Izmal: That was good. It added more power.
Dark link: That was disgusting.
Izmal: Wanna join him?
Dark Link: NO!
Izmal: Good now. I must eat all of them. When I eat a warrior I gain their power. If I can eat enough I can beat Colra.
Dark link: Excellent!
TO BE CONTINUED
BLOOPERS
James Earl Jones: Hello I am James Earl Jones and Welcome to bloopers! I got my paycheck and doughnuts and gained 500 pounds. So now on to the bloopers!
BLOOPER #1: SONIC LAVA PIT
Sonic panted and looked left and right. He then did a homing attack on a tree and created a bridge. He began to walk on it when a loud CRACK was hear. The log collapsed and Sonic fell into the lava with Shadow.
Director: Aww crap.
BLOOPER #2: Link
Link felt himself fall down the Turtle's throat. Then he landed…in the green liquid. Link was burnt to nothing
Director: OH MY GOD. Someone get Shigeru Miyamoto in here. We need him to make a new link.
Miyamoto: The one from GameCube Legend of Zelda?
Director: NO The melee one, not the cartoon one.
BLOOPER #3: Captain Falcon and Samus
Falco: Wheres Samus
Fox: Good question! CUT! I can't find her.
They hear weird noises in the bathroom.
Falcon: SHES IN HERE
Everyone pukes.
James: Thats all for now! See ya!