LOL Rita! Well, now it's my turn… so I guess it's back to Jessica's POV. (I
think I forgot to tell you that chappy 4 was in my POV. Oh well, you got it
anyway cause your all very smart people! O_O)
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"My name is not 'girl' Gandalf!" I said, pointing my nose in the air just for effect. "My name is 'Jessica.' Now say it…"
Gandalf looked at me like I was crazy.
"Say it." I told him again. "Go on…"
He continued to stare at me.
"Go on… say 'Jessica'…" I talked to him like I would a small child learning to talk.
"Jessica." He mumbled under his breath, and the way he said it was just so funny I had to laugh. I turned from him to see Rita finishing her song and skipped up to her.
"Hey Rita, sing another!" I prompted. She was only to glad to.
"They laugh at me, these fellows ,/just because I am small./They laugh at me because I'm not a hundred feel tall!/I tell 'em there's a lot to learn down here on the ground./The world is big, but little people turn it around."
I joined in and we sang together. "A worm can roll a stone/a been can sting a bear./A fly can fly around Versailles/'Cos flies don't care!/A sparrow in a hat/can make a happy home./A flea can bite the bottom of the Pope in Rome!" We continued to sing as loudly as we could, getting strange looks from our traveling companions. Well, who cares. We like to sing. And at least they were noticing us.
"If you to do not stop your singing this instant we will leave you hear!" Boromir threatened.
"Oh." I said in my cutest, most baby voice I could manage. I was the cute one. Rita was the spokesperson. That's just how it was.
"Let's go!" Rita said, stepping forward. "Onward!"
I began to follow, and being me, was reminded of a Disney movie. I began to sing: "We're following the leader/the leader/the leader/We're following the leader/wherever he should go!" I would have continued, but I was *rudely* hit by a flying stick. Of all the places for a stick to fly, right into my head. I glanced up at Rita who was explaining to Legolas all about earth, where we came from. I decided to go help.
"…And there are cars so we don't have to walk everywhere, and you have to be careful, cause some people don't drive very well, and they might hit you and then you'd get hurt, and that's not fun, but usually it's ok cause if you're a good driver you can avoid them." Rita smiled widely.
"It sounds like a dangerous place." Legolas mused, wondering just what a car looked like.
"I'm cold!" I said, popping up out of no where.
"Your always cold!" Rita told me, and I nodded.
"But that doesn't change the fact that I am cold now. Hey Gandalf… do ya think you can make it warmer?" I asked. If I had known I would be meeting the Fellowship and be getting very cold, I would have dressed warmer. Something besides my cute, short, jean skirt and a tank top. Well, no use dwelling on the past.
"I want a-"
"Quiet." Gandalf put a hand over Rita's mouth, who was about to announce that she wanted a latte to wake her up. Come to think about it, so did I.
"There may be danger. Stay close." Aragorn explained, and I was all to happy to comply with his wishes. Rita "stayed close" to Legolas as we continued our journey.
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Well, basically NOTHING productive got done in that chapter. Oh well. It was still fun to write, hope it was fun to read for you guys! Let us know by reviewing! Yes, please please please review!
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"My name is not 'girl' Gandalf!" I said, pointing my nose in the air just for effect. "My name is 'Jessica.' Now say it…"
Gandalf looked at me like I was crazy.
"Say it." I told him again. "Go on…"
He continued to stare at me.
"Go on… say 'Jessica'…" I talked to him like I would a small child learning to talk.
"Jessica." He mumbled under his breath, and the way he said it was just so funny I had to laugh. I turned from him to see Rita finishing her song and skipped up to her.
"Hey Rita, sing another!" I prompted. She was only to glad to.
"They laugh at me, these fellows ,/just because I am small./They laugh at me because I'm not a hundred feel tall!/I tell 'em there's a lot to learn down here on the ground./The world is big, but little people turn it around."
I joined in and we sang together. "A worm can roll a stone/a been can sting a bear./A fly can fly around Versailles/'Cos flies don't care!/A sparrow in a hat/can make a happy home./A flea can bite the bottom of the Pope in Rome!" We continued to sing as loudly as we could, getting strange looks from our traveling companions. Well, who cares. We like to sing. And at least they were noticing us.
"If you to do not stop your singing this instant we will leave you hear!" Boromir threatened.
"Oh." I said in my cutest, most baby voice I could manage. I was the cute one. Rita was the spokesperson. That's just how it was.
"Let's go!" Rita said, stepping forward. "Onward!"
I began to follow, and being me, was reminded of a Disney movie. I began to sing: "We're following the leader/the leader/the leader/We're following the leader/wherever he should go!" I would have continued, but I was *rudely* hit by a flying stick. Of all the places for a stick to fly, right into my head. I glanced up at Rita who was explaining to Legolas all about earth, where we came from. I decided to go help.
"…And there are cars so we don't have to walk everywhere, and you have to be careful, cause some people don't drive very well, and they might hit you and then you'd get hurt, and that's not fun, but usually it's ok cause if you're a good driver you can avoid them." Rita smiled widely.
"It sounds like a dangerous place." Legolas mused, wondering just what a car looked like.
"I'm cold!" I said, popping up out of no where.
"Your always cold!" Rita told me, and I nodded.
"But that doesn't change the fact that I am cold now. Hey Gandalf… do ya think you can make it warmer?" I asked. If I had known I would be meeting the Fellowship and be getting very cold, I would have dressed warmer. Something besides my cute, short, jean skirt and a tank top. Well, no use dwelling on the past.
"I want a-"
"Quiet." Gandalf put a hand over Rita's mouth, who was about to announce that she wanted a latte to wake her up. Come to think about it, so did I.
"There may be danger. Stay close." Aragorn explained, and I was all to happy to comply with his wishes. Rita "stayed close" to Legolas as we continued our journey.
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Well, basically NOTHING productive got done in that chapter. Oh well. It was still fun to write, hope it was fun to read for you guys! Let us know by reviewing! Yes, please please please review!