A Day at the Carnival

By: Shadow and Kerry (Me)

Warning: Relena bashing present throughout this part ^_^ Slight Britney Spears bashing too. Also there is a hyper Trowa ^_^;;



Wufei and Trowa smiled as Duo came back, desperately licking at an already melting ice cream cone. Trowa silently shifted, slightly distracted at the sight of his lover licking at the cone. Maybe this wasn't such a good idea after all; they were really only torturing themselves.

He looked over at Wufei and found that the Chinese boy seemed to be having the same problem. Duo, of course, was oblivious as he enjoyed the sweets he usually wasn't allowed to eat often, or in enclosed spaces.

Wufei and Trowa were nearly burning a hole in the side of Duo's head before he looked up to two heated gazes. He looked confused for a moment but then realized what had happened and laughed. This left him vulnerable and his cone, half eaten, was taken from his hand and lips covered his own.

His eyes widened before they slowly closed and kissed back, giving Wufei a taste of the ice cream he had just consumed. Trowa looked on and decided to eat a little of Duo's snack himself. He found it incredibly delicious and couldn't stop until it was all gone.

"Hey!" Duo protested when he broke away from Wufei. "That was my cone, I asked you if you wanted one and you said no!"

Trowa giggled, unused to having sugar, and the other two stared at him incredulously. Trowa giggled?

"Are you ok Trowa?" Wufei asked hesitantly.

"I'm fine, let's go on another ride!" Trowa jumped up and pulled his lovers along, reminiscent of Duo.

Wufei and Duo looked at each other in shock and stumbled along behind Trowa. Wufei sighed; their plan wasn't going very well, but maybe they could still have a lot of fun. Wufei smiled wickedly and whispered something to Duo.

~*~

Heero sighed. Their plan to get to know Zechs wasn't going very well. Relena had recovered from her shock and was being as annoying as usual, until Heero glared at her with a promise of death in his eyes. Quatre was walking next to Zechs, subtly flirting with the taller blond, brushing up against him. Surprisingly Heero watched, but felt no jealousy, only desire for both of them.

Heero ignored Relena, who was pouting about something or another, shifting her bear from one side to another, hoping to get his attention so he would help her.

"Heero, go on that ride with me!" Relena yelled, pointing to a ride that was all pink and played Britney Spears.

Heero about had a heart attack, then decided it was his mission to destroy the ride of evil. Quatre, knowing Heero's reaction looked into his eyes and silently pleaded with him not to freak out on him.

Zechs looked back at them and smiled slightly, then winked, causing Heero's eyes to widen in surprise.

"Relena," he said, "Why don't you go on that ride while we wait for you? I don't think anyone else wants to go, and I'm sure you'll be safe."

There's no assassin who could stand that kind of torture, they would rat out their own mother after going through that kind of horror. Heero sighed in relief when she agreed, only slightly pouting.

She walked to the line, which happened to be insanely long, giving the three pilots some time alone. They all relaxed, having been especially tense around the irritating girl.

They all smiled at each other and went to sit down at a table to have a relaxing talk, as long as they possibly could, with the knowledge that Relena had to come back sooner or later.

As they sat and ordered drinks they were startled as a flash blew by them, giggling madly. Wufei and Duo ran after the hyper boy, whom they assumed was Trowa. Heero and Quatre snickered helplessly as Zechs only looked slightly stunned.

~*~

"Come on, hurry up you slow pokes!" Trowa yelled as he dodged small children and stressed out parents.

"Maybe this wasn't such a good idea, Wu," Duo said as he ran after his lover, who had amazing stamina. [1]

"It was your idea to give him MORE sugar," Wufei said and nearly overturned a baby carriage.

They had seen what transformation went over Trowa from a small amount of sweets, so they gave him some more. Just some chocolate; they hadn't realized he had gone back and gotten some cotton candy and some soda. And more chocolate.

Trowa slowed as he approached the Tunnel of Love. He grinned at his panting lovers, startling them slightly as he was normally solemn, and pulled them into the line. Duo and Wufei looked at what line they were in and smiled: their plan had worked after all.



[1] For running of course, *blinks innocently* What?