Naomi Wildman! The Crusher-wannabe dressed in vibrant LSD inspired
technicolour. Yes, I will do her next...I can't say anything bad about
Harry...
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Mortimer Harren's Personal Log, stardate 60124.1
Hi, I'm Naomi Wildman. I want to play kadis kot with you. I want to follow you around. I want to declare myself your assistant so I can stick to you like a piece of velcro on fun fur. Let me be your friend. She sounds like one of those f-ing furby dolls. What the hell is with her clothes? Am I the only one who thinks lime green and neon orange doesn't make a fashion statement, just a nightmarish Vegas apparition running through the halls?!? Get rid of those ugly fluffy sweaters, kid, and the stupid looking overalls. Hopefully she'll go through that teenage phase that I never quite ridded myself of, where she'll collect up all that relates to Flotter, burn it, and dress entirely in black. Maybe she'll change her name to Demonica, too. That would be amusing. Then again, every child who grows up on a starship ends up to be the perfect little starfleet officer, size six, and with an IQ that makes Einstein look like a special ed student. Except Wesley Crusher, and after reading about him on the Enterprise, he's become Naomi's idol. Wait 'til she gets to the chapter entitled, "The Sad Conclusion: Straight A's in the academy to Space Hobo." Any kid who grows up without a father, and NEELIX as a father replacement who runs out on her when she's seven is gotta grow up with a couple of screws loose. Expecially since good old Bun O Steel is already clucking about how, "We'll need to repopulate the ship with the next generation," then winking at Icheb and Naomi. Okay, Naomi - seven. Icheb - sixteen. Wrong! Then again, Voyager does seem to have a penchant for the pedophilia.
And am I the only one who's noticed that her and her mom NEVER seem to be together? From what I hear, she dumps the kid with Janeway and runs off to "Daddy Carey's." Then again...it's probably just a rumour. Then again, everyone said Chakotay and Seven getting together was a rumour, and how likely was THAT one to be true.
Someday I'm going to get this published and show the world what the crew is really like...
But for now I'll settle on a synthale.
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I know, bitchy, but c'mon, I couldn't do Harry!
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Mortimer Harren's Personal Log, stardate 60124.1
Hi, I'm Naomi Wildman. I want to play kadis kot with you. I want to follow you around. I want to declare myself your assistant so I can stick to you like a piece of velcro on fun fur. Let me be your friend. She sounds like one of those f-ing furby dolls. What the hell is with her clothes? Am I the only one who thinks lime green and neon orange doesn't make a fashion statement, just a nightmarish Vegas apparition running through the halls?!? Get rid of those ugly fluffy sweaters, kid, and the stupid looking overalls. Hopefully she'll go through that teenage phase that I never quite ridded myself of, where she'll collect up all that relates to Flotter, burn it, and dress entirely in black. Maybe she'll change her name to Demonica, too. That would be amusing. Then again, every child who grows up on a starship ends up to be the perfect little starfleet officer, size six, and with an IQ that makes Einstein look like a special ed student. Except Wesley Crusher, and after reading about him on the Enterprise, he's become Naomi's idol. Wait 'til she gets to the chapter entitled, "The Sad Conclusion: Straight A's in the academy to Space Hobo." Any kid who grows up without a father, and NEELIX as a father replacement who runs out on her when she's seven is gotta grow up with a couple of screws loose. Expecially since good old Bun O Steel is already clucking about how, "We'll need to repopulate the ship with the next generation," then winking at Icheb and Naomi. Okay, Naomi - seven. Icheb - sixteen. Wrong! Then again, Voyager does seem to have a penchant for the pedophilia.
And am I the only one who's noticed that her and her mom NEVER seem to be together? From what I hear, she dumps the kid with Janeway and runs off to "Daddy Carey's." Then again...it's probably just a rumour. Then again, everyone said Chakotay and Seven getting together was a rumour, and how likely was THAT one to be true.
Someday I'm going to get this published and show the world what the crew is really like...
But for now I'll settle on a synthale.
=/\=
I know, bitchy, but c'mon, I couldn't do Harry!