Disclaimer: I don't own FY…

Explanation: My friend asked me to think of a plot for a story that involves Mitsukake and Tomo as a pair. I was curious, I didn't know if she wanted to do one because they were her favorite characters or she just wanted to do something with an unusual pairing. So…me, having no sleep and an over imaginative mind, came up with a list of…

FY WEIRDEST COUPLES

Amoboshi and Tomo—two words. Flute and feathers.

Nakago and Ashitare—c'mon, dya honestly think that whole whip thing was just a form of punishment?

Chiriko and Miboshi—*LOL* okay, think about this, remember when Miaka summoned Suzaku? Whenever she made a wish, he'd go inside of her (not like that!) and they'd "unite." Heehee, okay, now imagine it was Chiriko and Miboshi, only Miboshi has to possess Chiriko…

Nuriko and Ashitare—Just. Don't Say. A. Word.

Mitsukake and Tama—like, ewwww!

Ashitare and Miboshi—well, kinda makes sense, ne?

Kutou's Emperor and Hotohori's Advisor—*keels over laughing*

Soi and Subaru—oh, I dunno. Has something to do with hair, I guess.

Taiitsukun and Kutou's Emperor—good God…

Chichiri and Kasa on Kesa—…Dude. This'd be a threesome!

Monster in Boushin's bear and Monster that pretended to be a servant—ehhh…

Eiken and anyone—uhm…see…I…

Taiitsukun and Ashitare—…okay, did I say weirdest? Well, scratch that. This is definitely the GROSSEST pairing one can come up with.

Ahh…I can't think of anything that strikes me as funny anymore. I think I should get some sleep…

Oh, to everyone: if you see your favorite character here…I'm sorry. I wasn't trying to violate them in any way…just…I've had no sleep.