Announcer: I'm back from the FFX Tournament! Everyone has been brought back
to life, for some strange reason, so we'll just see what's going on today!
Welcome to…huh? Tidus's Cooking Show?
Tidus: *walks out in dress, apron, high heels, and makeup* That's right. MY cooking show.
Rikku: *beams grenade next to Tidus, then kicks him in the head* Show stealer! Look at the sign!
Sign: Rikku, Lulu, and Yuna's Tidus's Cooking show
Announcer: It says Tidus's Cooking Show.
Rikku: *glares at Announcer* I can read. *grabs sign, crosses out Tidus's, and rewrites Rikku, Lulu, and Yuna's*
Announcer: Can you do that?
Rikku: If not I can now. Tidus, we said you would be a special guest, NOT the host.
Tidus: Sorry.
Rikku: Moron. Anyway, welcome to our show! Lulu, Yunie, come on out!
Lulu and Yuna: *enter amid thunderous applause*
Rikku: And our other special guest, Wakka!
Wakka: I ain't no Al Bhed's special guest. I'm doing this for Yuna and Lu as a favor.
Rikku: By coming here, you did me a favor.
Wakka: Hmph!
Rikku: Anyways, we have three pies here. Lulu, Yuna, if you would.
Lulu, Rikku, and Yuna: *grab pies and place them on a table*
Yuna: One.
Lulu: Two.
Rikku: Three! Okay, each of you can choose one pie. In one pie out of three, is an IOU from Graav, Luca Goers Captain, for 20 million Gil!
Wakka: No way! All right, I choose pie one!
Yuna: *hands Wakka pie one*
Rikku: *to audience* Unbeknownst to Wakka, two of the pies hide special grenades I created for this occasion.
Wakka: *begins to cut open pie when it explodes, taking Wakka with it*
Lulu and Yuna: *stare openmouthed at tiny Wakka bits*
Yuna: Oh dear, I don't think a Phoenix Down will help him now.
Lulu: *points at other pieces* Look, the blitzball exploded too.
Rikku: Sorry Wakka, you lost. Tidus, you're next. *grins evilly*
Tidus: *is holding pie two* Umm…maybe I don't want to anymore…. *places pie back on table and walks off*
Rikku: Too bad Tidus chocoboed out. Pie two held the IOU!
Tidus: *runs back in* Really? Give me that pie! *grabs pie three, cuts it open, and blows up*
Yuna: I don't think a Phoenix Down'll help Tidus either.
Announcer: Ouch, that's gotta hurt!
Rikku: Wrong pie stupid!
Auron: *walks in* A pie? Ah, Rikku. And Yuna and Lulu. Is anyone eating this pie?
Rikku: Go right ahead.
Auron: *cuts open pie, and pulls out IOU* What's this?
Yuna: Congratulations Sir Auron!
Rikku: Yunie, you're not explaining right! Auron, you just won 20 million Gil!
Auron: *completely out of character* I did? Woohoo! In your face losers! I'm headin to Vegas! You're too young to gamble!
Rikku: Do they let the dead gamble Auron?
Auron: Shhh!!!! That's hardly common knowledge is it? ~*~ quote from Princess Bride ~*~
Announcer: Actually, I announced it back at the Tournament.
Auron: Oh. Ah well, later! *runs offstage*
Lulu: Rikku, you have competition for complete randomness. ~*~ quote from RoT ~*~
Announcer: OK, we'll just raise Tidus and Wakka, and move on to our next show. Singing contests! Guest starring Sin! Along with Maester Seymour!
Tidus: *walks out in dress, apron, high heels, and makeup* That's right. MY cooking show.
Rikku: *beams grenade next to Tidus, then kicks him in the head* Show stealer! Look at the sign!
Sign: Rikku, Lulu, and Yuna's Tidus's Cooking show
Announcer: It says Tidus's Cooking Show.
Rikku: *glares at Announcer* I can read. *grabs sign, crosses out Tidus's, and rewrites Rikku, Lulu, and Yuna's*
Announcer: Can you do that?
Rikku: If not I can now. Tidus, we said you would be a special guest, NOT the host.
Tidus: Sorry.
Rikku: Moron. Anyway, welcome to our show! Lulu, Yunie, come on out!
Lulu and Yuna: *enter amid thunderous applause*
Rikku: And our other special guest, Wakka!
Wakka: I ain't no Al Bhed's special guest. I'm doing this for Yuna and Lu as a favor.
Rikku: By coming here, you did me a favor.
Wakka: Hmph!
Rikku: Anyways, we have three pies here. Lulu, Yuna, if you would.
Lulu, Rikku, and Yuna: *grab pies and place them on a table*
Yuna: One.
Lulu: Two.
Rikku: Three! Okay, each of you can choose one pie. In one pie out of three, is an IOU from Graav, Luca Goers Captain, for 20 million Gil!
Wakka: No way! All right, I choose pie one!
Yuna: *hands Wakka pie one*
Rikku: *to audience* Unbeknownst to Wakka, two of the pies hide special grenades I created for this occasion.
Wakka: *begins to cut open pie when it explodes, taking Wakka with it*
Lulu and Yuna: *stare openmouthed at tiny Wakka bits*
Yuna: Oh dear, I don't think a Phoenix Down will help him now.
Lulu: *points at other pieces* Look, the blitzball exploded too.
Rikku: Sorry Wakka, you lost. Tidus, you're next. *grins evilly*
Tidus: *is holding pie two* Umm…maybe I don't want to anymore…. *places pie back on table and walks off*
Rikku: Too bad Tidus chocoboed out. Pie two held the IOU!
Tidus: *runs back in* Really? Give me that pie! *grabs pie three, cuts it open, and blows up*
Yuna: I don't think a Phoenix Down'll help Tidus either.
Announcer: Ouch, that's gotta hurt!
Rikku: Wrong pie stupid!
Auron: *walks in* A pie? Ah, Rikku. And Yuna and Lulu. Is anyone eating this pie?
Rikku: Go right ahead.
Auron: *cuts open pie, and pulls out IOU* What's this?
Yuna: Congratulations Sir Auron!
Rikku: Yunie, you're not explaining right! Auron, you just won 20 million Gil!
Auron: *completely out of character* I did? Woohoo! In your face losers! I'm headin to Vegas! You're too young to gamble!
Rikku: Do they let the dead gamble Auron?
Auron: Shhh!!!! That's hardly common knowledge is it? ~*~ quote from Princess Bride ~*~
Announcer: Actually, I announced it back at the Tournament.
Auron: Oh. Ah well, later! *runs offstage*
Lulu: Rikku, you have competition for complete randomness. ~*~ quote from RoT ~*~
Announcer: OK, we'll just raise Tidus and Wakka, and move on to our next show. Singing contests! Guest starring Sin! Along with Maester Seymour!