Disclaimer: We don't own X-men or Harry Potter.
A/N: No, this is not a crossover. This is- hey FQ what is this anyway?
FQ- ::shrug:: I dunno.
Phoenix- Okay……
FQ- I just started writing this 'cause we ::points to muse:: thought it was good.
Mm- Yea, 'cause we're geniuses
FQ- Shhhhhhhh……we're trying to introduce our story.
Mm- ::grumbling::
Phoenix- Hey!! Will you please…
Mm- ::crickets chirping::
Phoenix- Thank you. Now as I was saying-
M- Hey!!!! How come he gets to speak and I don't?!
Mm- 'Cause I'm special and you're not! ::sticks tongue out at Phoenix's muse::
FQ- Hey! Behave!
Phoenix- *sigh* Can we please get on with this.
FQ- Yes, let's.
Phoenix- And NO more interruptions!
M&Mm- *silence::
Phoenix- Thank you
FQ- That looks weird.
Phoenix- What?
FQ- The "*silence::" thing.
Phoenix- *sigh* Yea, I know. But we write differently, what do you want?!
FQ- Touchy. I was just saying-
Mm- Yea, since when is this all about-
FQ- If you know what's good for you, you'll stop right there.
Mm- ……
FQ- Good.
Phoenix- PEOPLE!!!! Can we please get on with this?!
FQ & Mm- ::blink blink::
M- See what I have to put up with?
FQ- ::nod::
Mm- Wow, how can you stand her?
Phoenix- Ahhhhhhh!!!!! That's it!!! I'm leaving!!! *storms out*
M- I better go after her. *leaves*
Mm- My, my they're touchy.
FQ- Tell me about it.
::look at each other::
FQ- So should we start know?
Mm- No time like the present.
Harry Potter theme music
-screech- "Um, wrong music"
*Oh sorry*
X-men theme music begins to play.
"Nope. I don't like that either."
*Well what am I supposed to play? There is no theme song for the Brotherhood. You guys don't even have your own show.*
::evil glare::
*Fine. Whatever. I guess since it is my fic your wish is my command. Now can we please get on with it.*
Brotherhood theme music.
"That's better." :: lost in thought::
*What now?*
"You know I should have my own theme music!"
*Come on it's hard enough to get music for the Brotherhood and now you want your own theme music. Well no you're not getting it.*
"Fine I'll make my own"
::speeds off somewhere::
*Here we go.*
::speeds back with a c.d.::
*Quicksilver's theme song!?! You got to be kidding me.*
"Nope, it's what it says!"
*Ok. Whatever.*
Some really quick punklike music starts playing. Quicksilver theme song-
"Oh yea that's better."
*Ok now let's get on with it please.*
"Ok!"
Pietro ran high speed towards his destination.
O.O "Oooooooooo. What's this!?!"
::presses red button::
"Uh oh. I didn't do it!"
*Yes you did I saw you*
::everything goes black::
"That can't be good."
*Nope*
::lights flicker back on::
*Uh oh*
"What?"
::Looks down at himself::
Oh great.