So rite I'm here again and yes i don't own drangonball (sniff) but i have a messed up brain that comes up with this stuff. ^-^
Piccolo () will be for his thinks
after being told to get a job piccolo walked to delay the torment to come (how easy will it be for a green person to get a job i might scare them away, no wait that will be good)
oddly enough piccolo spots a local store just out in the middle of nowhere
(never knew that was there i wonder if i can get a job there not too many people in this area, I'd have plenty time to meditate)
so he walks in to the dimly lit shop, the shop was wall to wall in junk, snow globes and chocolate bars. At the far end of the shop was a desk and behind that was a little wrinkled old man.
Piccolo had to bend down so he didn't have to hit his head on the many things hanging down.
Clearing his throat piccolo said " sir do you need some one to work here?"
the old man looked you squinted and put on his bottle bottom glasses. They didn't help the old man could only see a fuzzy shape, he replied "sorry sonny i can't hear you, old age does that! But you look like a nice lad would you like to work here for me?"
piccolo nodded and shock the old mans hand, and after a run through of the shop prices and the till the old man went out leaving piccolo to it.
The first few hours were uneventful but.........
the first customer was a little snotty nosed kid wit a spiderman back pack.
The brat er kid walk about for a bit sniffing every now and again annoying piccolo!
Snotty picked up a small cap gun and look at the desk as he stared to say " hey mister how ......" but right then he notice the mister's colour and stopped dead, paling a little before excitement crossed his face.
Taking a deep breath the kid prepared a mighty vocal attack on all ears with in 20 meters "MUM. MMMMMMUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMM IT IS THE GREEN GOBLIN TOLD YOU HE WAS REALLY REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Poor poor piccolo not a good time to have ears like his but it wasn't over. The kids mum was out side on her mobile and not please at her brats out burst! "yet out here NOW! What have i told you do push me mister. I'd had enough if you and the green goblin! Your not to watch that show again" ^^otepoti here man she is like Chichi! ^^
poor piccolo! His ears were ring and it was a few minutes until the evil pair were out of ear shot (and boy are my ears shot!).
He got back to training his mind and was only interrupted when so one came in and ran out screaming about monsters, demons and not so little green men.
on the next day no one came in as tumble weed rolled past and over the wind church bell could be heard. Piccolo was happy about it but after a bit a small voice started to talk to Piccolo.
"hi you know you want me go on"
piccolo's head snapped up and looked around.
"over here in the fridge, come get me and my friends no one need know"
to Piccolo's disbelief a fridge full of bottled water was talking to him but why argue if it wanted to be his why not. He raced over to it and downed 2 no 4 bottles! " that was soooooo good" he said wiping his mouth.
Over a few weeks piccolo systematically (big word for today ^-^) drank all the water until the little old man walked in one day not so happy looking.
The old man said " I'm sorry sonny, but I'm going to close the store down because I've made no money. It's a shame because you are a god worked here take this snow globe and good luck with life". Piccolo looked at the snow globe and walked out the door being almost blinded by the sun light. (oh well back to my waterfall and Chichi can't say i didn't try).
The end
yippy i managed to do piccolo.
I' really sorry that I've been a right lazy bum and not updated but here is the top how ever many reasons why i didn't.....
1.I'm right lazy its been half finished forever
2. writers melt down
3.exams yuk. I have to get ready for photography on Friday (should do but won't, work is evil)
4. dog ate my home work
5.piccolo ate my home work (no wait he doesn't eat damn)
6. I've got it, Goku ate my home work and lunch too!
7. Little green men nicked the computer
8. brother nicked the computer
9. mum nicked the computer
10. dog nicked the computer
take your pick and thanks to you that read and reviewed ^-^ maybe I'll do more in a bit. Who else should i do any ideas bye for now
Piccolo () will be for his thinks
after being told to get a job piccolo walked to delay the torment to come (how easy will it be for a green person to get a job i might scare them away, no wait that will be good)
oddly enough piccolo spots a local store just out in the middle of nowhere
(never knew that was there i wonder if i can get a job there not too many people in this area, I'd have plenty time to meditate)
so he walks in to the dimly lit shop, the shop was wall to wall in junk, snow globes and chocolate bars. At the far end of the shop was a desk and behind that was a little wrinkled old man.
Piccolo had to bend down so he didn't have to hit his head on the many things hanging down.
Clearing his throat piccolo said " sir do you need some one to work here?"
the old man looked you squinted and put on his bottle bottom glasses. They didn't help the old man could only see a fuzzy shape, he replied "sorry sonny i can't hear you, old age does that! But you look like a nice lad would you like to work here for me?"
piccolo nodded and shock the old mans hand, and after a run through of the shop prices and the till the old man went out leaving piccolo to it.
The first few hours were uneventful but.........
the first customer was a little snotty nosed kid wit a spiderman back pack.
The brat er kid walk about for a bit sniffing every now and again annoying piccolo!
Snotty picked up a small cap gun and look at the desk as he stared to say " hey mister how ......" but right then he notice the mister's colour and stopped dead, paling a little before excitement crossed his face.
Taking a deep breath the kid prepared a mighty vocal attack on all ears with in 20 meters "MUM. MMMMMMUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMM IT IS THE GREEN GOBLIN TOLD YOU HE WAS REALLY REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Poor poor piccolo not a good time to have ears like his but it wasn't over. The kids mum was out side on her mobile and not please at her brats out burst! "yet out here NOW! What have i told you do push me mister. I'd had enough if you and the green goblin! Your not to watch that show again" ^^otepoti here man she is like Chichi! ^^
poor piccolo! His ears were ring and it was a few minutes until the evil pair were out of ear shot (and boy are my ears shot!).
He got back to training his mind and was only interrupted when so one came in and ran out screaming about monsters, demons and not so little green men.
on the next day no one came in as tumble weed rolled past and over the wind church bell could be heard. Piccolo was happy about it but after a bit a small voice started to talk to Piccolo.
"hi you know you want me go on"
piccolo's head snapped up and looked around.
"over here in the fridge, come get me and my friends no one need know"
to Piccolo's disbelief a fridge full of bottled water was talking to him but why argue if it wanted to be his why not. He raced over to it and downed 2 no 4 bottles! " that was soooooo good" he said wiping his mouth.
Over a few weeks piccolo systematically (big word for today ^-^) drank all the water until the little old man walked in one day not so happy looking.
The old man said " I'm sorry sonny, but I'm going to close the store down because I've made no money. It's a shame because you are a god worked here take this snow globe and good luck with life". Piccolo looked at the snow globe and walked out the door being almost blinded by the sun light. (oh well back to my waterfall and Chichi can't say i didn't try).
The end
yippy i managed to do piccolo.
I' really sorry that I've been a right lazy bum and not updated but here is the top how ever many reasons why i didn't.....
1.I'm right lazy its been half finished forever
2. writers melt down
3.exams yuk. I have to get ready for photography on Friday (should do but won't, work is evil)
4. dog ate my home work
5.piccolo ate my home work (no wait he doesn't eat damn)
6. I've got it, Goku ate my home work and lunch too!
7. Little green men nicked the computer
8. brother nicked the computer
9. mum nicked the computer
10. dog nicked the computer
take your pick and thanks to you that read and reviewed ^-^ maybe I'll do more in a bit. Who else should i do any ideas bye for now