Going Home
By Daydream
A/N)Hey everyone! The only thing remotely Mary Sue-ish is the fact that a girl, who is a lot like me, falls into Middle Earth.
My charactor isn't perfect and there is little to no romance. If you have a problem with that you can leave. I'm looking for
a beta reader. E-mail me if your interested. Read and review. Flames are welcome and will be used to burn things. On to the story.
Disclaimer: Like someone once said, "If you recognize it, more than likely I don't own it."
Going Home
By Daydream
It was a cold November afternoon. Circe, having finished "The Eye of the World," was at the library looking for something else
to read.
"Hey Cerc!" someone called, "Check your backpack at the door."
"Hey Marv," Circe replied. "I'm not in the mood today. Got any good books I haven't read 10 times already?"
"Sure, tootsie roll." Marvin hopped on the counter and continued, "I've got Hitchhiker's Guide."
"Read it."
"Right. Um, lets see...The Pigman, The Eye of the World, or Lord of the Rings.
"Read it, just finished readingit, read it but it's been a while so, lets go with LotR." Circe replied in a bored monotone. Marvin
handed her the book. The second Marvin let go of the book, Circe was envoloped in a bright blue beam of light, and in the next
second she was gone. All that was left was the book she had been holding.
"Circ. Circe, thins isn't funny. Circe? Oh shit!"
Meanwhile with Circe...
"Ahh!" *thud* "Crap. What just happened?" Circe asked herself. "Stupid Marvin, when I get my hands on him..." She let the threat
hang in the air. She started to walk to the woods. We, dear readers, shall now skip ahead a few hours, for they are filled with nothing
but Circe walkin through the woods and cussing a blue streak. It was now around noon.
"Quiet. I hear something."
"What is it Legolas?" Aragorn asked.
"John Salbury, when I find my way out of here, you're gonna have a lot of explaing to-Shit!" Circe cried when she tripped over a
tree root, again. When she looked up she found an arrow, an ax, a sword and a staff pointed at her neck. "Uh, hi. I come in
peace?" Circe forced a laugh.
"Who are you?" Gimili asked. "What are you doing here?"
"Funny, I was just about to ask you the same question. Could you face all pointy and dangerous ends of objects away from me?"
They lowered their weapons. "Thanks. I'm Circe. I have no earthly idea how I got here, or even where here is. Now, would you
kindly tell me who you are and where 'here' is?"
"Could shebe a darkfriend?" Gimli asked.
"No, look at her clothing. It's not of this world." Aragorn countered. "Still, we must be careful."
"Uh, guys. I can hear you. And I'm not a dark friend or an Aes Sedai, or any evil being. Although Aes Sedai aren't really
evil, many people believed
them to be." Circe rambled.
"I'm Gandalf the White, my lady." Gandalf introduced himself. Legolas,Gimli and Aragorn followed suite.
"OK, that takes care of the name part. Now, where am I, and don't say Middle Earth, because there is no such place."
"Then where are we if there is no such place?" Gimli asked sardonically.
"That's what I'm asking you, you dimwit!" Circe yelled. She then found the arrow and ax pointed at her once again.
"You had best be careful. You have not yet gained our trust, and insulting us will not help." Legolas stated.
"Now, there are orcs in the distance. Do you have a weapon to defend yourself with?"
"No, I do not and where the hell in Middle Earth are we?" Circe replied.
"Near the Gap of Rohan." Gandalf answered calmly.
"Aw shit! Why me?" Circe asked the sky. And, as the sky could not talk, it didn't answer her.
"I don't understand the question, but we need to get moving. Otherwise the orcs will be apon us by nightfall."
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A/N) Well, how was it? Comments and Critism welcome.
Daydream
By Daydream
A/N)Hey everyone! The only thing remotely Mary Sue-ish is the fact that a girl, who is a lot like me, falls into Middle Earth.
My charactor isn't perfect and there is little to no romance. If you have a problem with that you can leave. I'm looking for
a beta reader. E-mail me if your interested. Read and review. Flames are welcome and will be used to burn things. On to the story.
Disclaimer: Like someone once said, "If you recognize it, more than likely I don't own it."
Going Home
By Daydream
It was a cold November afternoon. Circe, having finished "The Eye of the World," was at the library looking for something else
to read.
"Hey Cerc!" someone called, "Check your backpack at the door."
"Hey Marv," Circe replied. "I'm not in the mood today. Got any good books I haven't read 10 times already?"
"Sure, tootsie roll." Marvin hopped on the counter and continued, "I've got Hitchhiker's Guide."
"Read it."
"Right. Um, lets see...The Pigman, The Eye of the World, or Lord of the Rings.
"Read it, just finished readingit, read it but it's been a while so, lets go with LotR." Circe replied in a bored monotone. Marvin
handed her the book. The second Marvin let go of the book, Circe was envoloped in a bright blue beam of light, and in the next
second she was gone. All that was left was the book she had been holding.
"Circ. Circe, thins isn't funny. Circe? Oh shit!"
Meanwhile with Circe...
"Ahh!" *thud* "Crap. What just happened?" Circe asked herself. "Stupid Marvin, when I get my hands on him..." She let the threat
hang in the air. She started to walk to the woods. We, dear readers, shall now skip ahead a few hours, for they are filled with nothing
but Circe walkin through the woods and cussing a blue streak. It was now around noon.
"Quiet. I hear something."
"What is it Legolas?" Aragorn asked.
"John Salbury, when I find my way out of here, you're gonna have a lot of explaing to-Shit!" Circe cried when she tripped over a
tree root, again. When she looked up she found an arrow, an ax, a sword and a staff pointed at her neck. "Uh, hi. I come in
peace?" Circe forced a laugh.
"Who are you?" Gimili asked. "What are you doing here?"
"Funny, I was just about to ask you the same question. Could you face all pointy and dangerous ends of objects away from me?"
They lowered their weapons. "Thanks. I'm Circe. I have no earthly idea how I got here, or even where here is. Now, would you
kindly tell me who you are and where 'here' is?"
"Could shebe a darkfriend?" Gimli asked.
"No, look at her clothing. It's not of this world." Aragorn countered. "Still, we must be careful."
"Uh, guys. I can hear you. And I'm not a dark friend or an Aes Sedai, or any evil being. Although Aes Sedai aren't really
evil, many people believed
them to be." Circe rambled.
"I'm Gandalf the White, my lady." Gandalf introduced himself. Legolas,Gimli and Aragorn followed suite.
"OK, that takes care of the name part. Now, where am I, and don't say Middle Earth, because there is no such place."
"Then where are we if there is no such place?" Gimli asked sardonically.
"That's what I'm asking you, you dimwit!" Circe yelled. She then found the arrow and ax pointed at her once again.
"You had best be careful. You have not yet gained our trust, and insulting us will not help." Legolas stated.
"Now, there are orcs in the distance. Do you have a weapon to defend yourself with?"
"No, I do not and where the hell in Middle Earth are we?" Circe replied.
"Near the Gap of Rohan." Gandalf answered calmly.
"Aw shit! Why me?" Circe asked the sky. And, as the sky could not talk, it didn't answer her.
"I don't understand the question, but we need to get moving. Otherwise the orcs will be apon us by nightfall."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
A/N) Well, how was it? Comments and Critism welcome.
Daydream