The One With The Attack
By Jason Chess
Pheobe walked out of her bedroom. It was about three o'clock in the morning. She went to the kitchen. She wanted to get some chocolate milk. There was none in the fridge. So, she got her jacket and left.
She was walking along the road. She looked behind her to see a gang. They started whistling at her. She started to quicken her pace. Then she started running. She ran down an alley. There was a fence at the other end. She was trapped. The gang was at the other end. They were drunk she could tell. Then out of nowhere…
" No one messes with the Pheebs."
She starts kicking all of them like no tomorrow. Then she woke up. She smiles. Then she falls of the couch. She goes into the bathroom. When she is about to come out she hears someone out there. She gets so scared she stays in there.
Joey is making out with a girl from the coffee house. Then a knock at the door made Joey jump. He gets up and starts yelling in Italian. He opens up the door to see Janice. He screams.
" What do you want?"
" Remember last month, I'm preganent."
He was frozen solid. Then the girl from the coffee house left. Joey was going to be a father.
Pheobe walked into Central Perk to find Rachel and Gunther making out and Monica reading the paper. Rachel stopped kissing and left Gunther handing there.
" You guys, guess what, I was attacked, by Vicki."
Then they all laughed.
By Jason Chess
Pheobe walked out of her bedroom. It was about three o'clock in the morning. She went to the kitchen. She wanted to get some chocolate milk. There was none in the fridge. So, she got her jacket and left.
She was walking along the road. She looked behind her to see a gang. They started whistling at her. She started to quicken her pace. Then she started running. She ran down an alley. There was a fence at the other end. She was trapped. The gang was at the other end. They were drunk she could tell. Then out of nowhere…
" No one messes with the Pheebs."
She starts kicking all of them like no tomorrow. Then she woke up. She smiles. Then she falls of the couch. She goes into the bathroom. When she is about to come out she hears someone out there. She gets so scared she stays in there.
Joey is making out with a girl from the coffee house. Then a knock at the door made Joey jump. He gets up and starts yelling in Italian. He opens up the door to see Janice. He screams.
" What do you want?"
" Remember last month, I'm preganent."
He was frozen solid. Then the girl from the coffee house left. Joey was going to be a father.
Pheobe walked into Central Perk to find Rachel and Gunther making out and Monica reading the paper. Rachel stopped kissing and left Gunther handing there.
" You guys, guess what, I was attacked, by Vicki."
Then they all laughed.