The One With The News

By Jason Chess

Monica walked into Central Perk. She sat down and ordered a coffee. Then Rachel came in with Vicki and Pheobe. Then Ross came in with Chandler. Then, Joey came in.

" Ok, you guys can't scream when this person come in."

" Ok." The gang said.

Then Joey opened the door and there stood one month preganent Janice. They all were about to scream. Joey seated her next to Chandler. He made a look of disgused and scooted over.

" Ok you guys, Janice and I are having a baby."

They all looked horrorstruck.

Rachel and Monica walked into Monica's apartment. They sat down on the couch. They started to doze off. Then in five minutes they were out. Chandler walked through the door with some flowers. Chandler woke them up.

" Monica, happy anniversery."

" What? Oh yeah, happy anniversery."

Then Chandler went to get the mail. Then Monica turned to Rachel.

" I forgot."

" Forgot what?"

" Our anniversery."

" Well, lets go get a gift."

So then they left.