Author's Notes: THERE IS A NEW SAILOR MOON SERIES COMING OUT!!! That's right, you heard correctly, a NEW Sailor Moon series! It's called Sailor Moon X, and it's coming out Fall 2002 in Japan. BTW, the X stands for 10, as in the 10th annaversary of Sailor Moon! HOORAY!!! Anywho, enjoy the fic! ^^
Shameless Plug: VISIT MY SITE at www.geocities.com/merc1650!
Discloser: I don't own Sailor Moon, the people who are doing Sailor Moon X do! BWAHAHAHA!!! Viva Sailor Moon!
My Interview With Reeny
Me: Hello everyone and welcome to yet another interview! Seeing as how I was able to escape the other interview unharmed I am here sooner than you'd think with a new person! This little girl was suggested by Mina, who was last interviewed. Hi Reeny!
Reeny: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Me: …Ok…um…so…Reeny how old are you?
Reeny: I'M 9!
Me: So THAT'S why you're so small!
Reeny: Well DUH!
Me: Sorry! So Reeny, I hear you live with Serena and her family.
Reeny: Puh. Yeah I live with them. Mrs. Tsukino is nice and so is Mr. Tsukino and Sammy, but Serena is such a ditz! I hate her!
*Suddenly Serena blasts through the welded-shut door*
Serena: TAKE THAT BACK YOU LITTLE @#$%!!!
*Lunges for Reeny*
Reeny: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
*Reeny makes a run for it. Serena continues to chase Reeny around the room trying to tackle her.*
Serena: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! YOU CAN'T GET AWAY!!!
Reeny: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Serena: DIE!!!
Me: …
*3 men from the nearby mental institution, 20 boxes of Kleenex, 5 band aids, 4 police officers, 3 FBI agents, a blood-hound, a can of pepper spray, and a straight jacket later.*
Me: We are back with Reeny, the lovable little girl with pink hair!
Reeny: (Mumbling) I can't believe she's my mommy…
Me: So Reeny, what's your favorite color?
Reeny: Pink.
Me: Figures. So do you go to Elementary School or Middle School?
Reeny: Elementary School and it's Jr. High, not Middle School.
Me: Close enough. What's 2 + 2?
Reeny: 4
Me: What is NaOH (that's Sodium Hydroxide)?
Reeny: Naoh? An Indian tribe?
Me: Sing the Spanish alphabet.
Reeny: WHAT?!?!?
Me: Scratch it. Um, who discovered the law of gravity?
Reeny: Bill Nye The Science Guy?
Me: What movie had a better sequel then the original?
Reeny: Titanic?
Me: On the Internet, what does www. stand for?
Reeny: I don't know! Um…What Went Wrong?
Me: Um, no. Good try though! Who is your favorite Sailor Scout?
Reeny: SAILOR CHIBI-MOON!!!
Me: And why is that?
Reeny: Because she stands up for the little kids of the world and…
*WHAM!!! Serena crashes through the door, straight jacket and all.*
Serena: (Thinking out loud while she struggles with the straight jacket) grr! I wish these things would let me move my arms!
Me: Uh-oh.
Serena: Anywho, YOU'RE FROM THE NEGAVERSE AREN'T YOU?!?!?!
Me: WHAT IN THE NAME OF MIKE IS THE NEGAVERSE?!?!?!
Serena: Don't even TRY to hide it! I know who you are!
Reeny: SHUT UP!!! YOU'RE BLOWING OUR COVER!!!
Me: What cover?
Serena: REENY YOU IDIOT!!!
Reeny: ME?!?!? IT WAS YOU WHO BLEW IT!!!
*Serena and Reeny charge at each other*
Reeny: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Serena: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
*WHAM!!!*
*WHAP!!!*
*BAM!!!*
*CRASH!!!*
*BOOM!!!*
*OW!!!*
*QUIT IT!!!*
*@#$%!!!*
*SLAM!!!*
*SMASH!!! Serena and Reeny continue to beat the pulp out of each other as Merc quietly sneaks out the back window, one again going down the fire escape.*
The End
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For those of you who didn't read the author's notes, THERE IS A NEW SEASON OF SAILOR MOON COMING OUT!!! Fall 2002 in Japan, Sailor Moon X (X meaning 10 for the 10th annaversary of it being around), will be making its debut! =D Anywho, visit my site at www.geocities.com/merc1650 for more info.
Oh, and please review! ^^
Shameless Plug: VISIT MY SITE at www.geocities.com/merc1650!
Discloser: I don't own Sailor Moon, the people who are doing Sailor Moon X do! BWAHAHAHA!!! Viva Sailor Moon!
My Interview With Reeny
Me: Hello everyone and welcome to yet another interview! Seeing as how I was able to escape the other interview unharmed I am here sooner than you'd think with a new person! This little girl was suggested by Mina, who was last interviewed. Hi Reeny!
Reeny: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Me: …Ok…um…so…Reeny how old are you?
Reeny: I'M 9!
Me: So THAT'S why you're so small!
Reeny: Well DUH!
Me: Sorry! So Reeny, I hear you live with Serena and her family.
Reeny: Puh. Yeah I live with them. Mrs. Tsukino is nice and so is Mr. Tsukino and Sammy, but Serena is such a ditz! I hate her!
*Suddenly Serena blasts through the welded-shut door*
Serena: TAKE THAT BACK YOU LITTLE @#$%!!!
*Lunges for Reeny*
Reeny: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
*Reeny makes a run for it. Serena continues to chase Reeny around the room trying to tackle her.*
Serena: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! YOU CAN'T GET AWAY!!!
Reeny: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Serena: DIE!!!
Me: …
*3 men from the nearby mental institution, 20 boxes of Kleenex, 5 band aids, 4 police officers, 3 FBI agents, a blood-hound, a can of pepper spray, and a straight jacket later.*
Me: We are back with Reeny, the lovable little girl with pink hair!
Reeny: (Mumbling) I can't believe she's my mommy…
Me: So Reeny, what's your favorite color?
Reeny: Pink.
Me: Figures. So do you go to Elementary School or Middle School?
Reeny: Elementary School and it's Jr. High, not Middle School.
Me: Close enough. What's 2 + 2?
Reeny: 4
Me: What is NaOH (that's Sodium Hydroxide)?
Reeny: Naoh? An Indian tribe?
Me: Sing the Spanish alphabet.
Reeny: WHAT?!?!?
Me: Scratch it. Um, who discovered the law of gravity?
Reeny: Bill Nye The Science Guy?
Me: What movie had a better sequel then the original?
Reeny: Titanic?
Me: On the Internet, what does www. stand for?
Reeny: I don't know! Um…What Went Wrong?
Me: Um, no. Good try though! Who is your favorite Sailor Scout?
Reeny: SAILOR CHIBI-MOON!!!
Me: And why is that?
Reeny: Because she stands up for the little kids of the world and…
*WHAM!!! Serena crashes through the door, straight jacket and all.*
Serena: (Thinking out loud while she struggles with the straight jacket) grr! I wish these things would let me move my arms!
Me: Uh-oh.
Serena: Anywho, YOU'RE FROM THE NEGAVERSE AREN'T YOU?!?!?!
Me: WHAT IN THE NAME OF MIKE IS THE NEGAVERSE?!?!?!
Serena: Don't even TRY to hide it! I know who you are!
Reeny: SHUT UP!!! YOU'RE BLOWING OUR COVER!!!
Me: What cover?
Serena: REENY YOU IDIOT!!!
Reeny: ME?!?!? IT WAS YOU WHO BLEW IT!!!
*Serena and Reeny charge at each other*
Reeny: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Serena: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
*WHAM!!!*
*WHAP!!!*
*BAM!!!*
*CRASH!!!*
*BOOM!!!*
*OW!!!*
*QUIT IT!!!*
*@#$%!!!*
*SLAM!!!*
*SMASH!!! Serena and Reeny continue to beat the pulp out of each other as Merc quietly sneaks out the back window, one again going down the fire escape.*
The End
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For those of you who didn't read the author's notes, THERE IS A NEW SEASON OF SAILOR MOON COMING OUT!!! Fall 2002 in Japan, Sailor Moon X (X meaning 10 for the 10th annaversary of it being around), will be making its debut! =D Anywho, visit my site at www.geocities.com/merc1650 for more info.
Oh, and please review! ^^