Disclaimer: No, I don't own the characters of LOTR. It'd be really funny if
I did. I could make them do whatever I wanted.....but, unfortunately, I
don't! To make it simple, I don't own anything! ...Nor do I own the
Bend/Snap manuever.
A/N: I got this idea while reading a fic that was like this, but with CCS characters instead.
Then I read about Legolas being a blonde. I instantly thought of LOTR! So sue me if this
sucks. I'm not good at writing humorous stuff.
One more thing, try to imagine a hobbit world with cinemarks and all the techno stuff of
today, but somehow also with all the hobbit surroundings! It'll be easier to see it that way.
Keys:
(( )) my notes
( ) narrator notes
~Sam is sad~
One boring morning after elevensies, the three hobbits, Merry, Pip, and Sam, were trying to decide
what to do with their time of nothingness.
"So, my fellow hobbits((think of Pip a bit smarter than usual))what shall we do with our time of
nothingness?" Pip asked in a way-too-cheery manner.
"Oh, I don't know Pip, let's stick your head in a well. Would that satisfy you?" Merry replied with a
hint of sarcasm in his voice.
"Come on, we have to do something! I know! Let's go to the movies!" Pip got out a piece of newspaper
with the movie listings at the dollar theater. (Hobbits never did carry much money)
"Say Sam, what would you like to see? There's something called Big Daddy. Hey Merry! Maybe that's
what you should watch!" Pip exclaimed excitedly. Merry was going to be a daddy soon. He was one of
the few 'straight' hobbits.
Merry leaped up. "Shut your mouth, Pip, or I'll get Gandalf to show what you get to watch." Pip widened
his eyes and slumped away from Merry.
Merry continued."So, buttercheeks, what u wanna see? Hurry it up, we don't got all day."
Sam grumbled, "For the millionth time, don't call me buttercheeks! And I don't care what to see."
Pip and Merry just shrugged and Pip went on naming off all the movies.
In the middle of calling them out, Sam lit up and yelled, "OOO!! I wanna see that one!! Legally Blonde!!!!!!!! Can we invite Mr. Frodo also??"
Merry replied, "uh..sure...."
Sam pranced around. "Oh yes! Oh yes! Mr. Frodo will love it!!"
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At Frodo's home((i 4got where that is, don't kill me!!))
"Sorry mates, I'm rather busy and I can't go fooling around at some theater. See you around friends."
and with that, Frodo closed his door in front of their faces.
Sam started bawling,"Mr. Frodo doesn't want to come along with me for a movie? Oh, how dreadful!
Did I do something wrong??"
Pip confronted the chubby hobbit, "Now, now there, Frodo is just busy. We musn't think that. Now
it's time to go to the movies!! Last one there is a gay hobbit!!" Pip ran ahead, trying to cheer up ol'
Sam.
Coincidentally(or was it?) Sam was the last one farthest from the cinemark,trudging along the dirt path
thinking why the hell Mr. Frodo didn't want to go to the movies with him.
A/N: Did you like? I can't find anyplace to add humor right now! The next one*should* be funny, as ||SPOILER 2 NEXT CHAP||: Sam figures out a way to get Frodo's attention!!
A/N: I got this idea while reading a fic that was like this, but with CCS characters instead.
Then I read about Legolas being a blonde. I instantly thought of LOTR! So sue me if this
sucks. I'm not good at writing humorous stuff.
One more thing, try to imagine a hobbit world with cinemarks and all the techno stuff of
today, but somehow also with all the hobbit surroundings! It'll be easier to see it that way.
Keys:
(( )) my notes
( ) narrator notes
~Sam is sad~
One boring morning after elevensies, the three hobbits, Merry, Pip, and Sam, were trying to decide
what to do with their time of nothingness.
"So, my fellow hobbits((think of Pip a bit smarter than usual))what shall we do with our time of
nothingness?" Pip asked in a way-too-cheery manner.
"Oh, I don't know Pip, let's stick your head in a well. Would that satisfy you?" Merry replied with a
hint of sarcasm in his voice.
"Come on, we have to do something! I know! Let's go to the movies!" Pip got out a piece of newspaper
with the movie listings at the dollar theater. (Hobbits never did carry much money)
"Say Sam, what would you like to see? There's something called Big Daddy. Hey Merry! Maybe that's
what you should watch!" Pip exclaimed excitedly. Merry was going to be a daddy soon. He was one of
the few 'straight' hobbits.
Merry leaped up. "Shut your mouth, Pip, or I'll get Gandalf to show what you get to watch." Pip widened
his eyes and slumped away from Merry.
Merry continued."So, buttercheeks, what u wanna see? Hurry it up, we don't got all day."
Sam grumbled, "For the millionth time, don't call me buttercheeks! And I don't care what to see."
Pip and Merry just shrugged and Pip went on naming off all the movies.
In the middle of calling them out, Sam lit up and yelled, "OOO!! I wanna see that one!! Legally Blonde!!!!!!!! Can we invite Mr. Frodo also??"
Merry replied, "uh..sure...."
Sam pranced around. "Oh yes! Oh yes! Mr. Frodo will love it!!"
********************************
At Frodo's home((i 4got where that is, don't kill me!!))
"Sorry mates, I'm rather busy and I can't go fooling around at some theater. See you around friends."
and with that, Frodo closed his door in front of their faces.
Sam started bawling,"Mr. Frodo doesn't want to come along with me for a movie? Oh, how dreadful!
Did I do something wrong??"
Pip confronted the chubby hobbit, "Now, now there, Frodo is just busy. We musn't think that. Now
it's time to go to the movies!! Last one there is a gay hobbit!!" Pip ran ahead, trying to cheer up ol'
Sam.
Coincidentally(or was it?) Sam was the last one farthest from the cinemark,trudging along the dirt path
thinking why the hell Mr. Frodo didn't want to go to the movies with him.
A/N: Did you like? I can't find anyplace to add humor right now! The next one*should* be funny, as ||SPOILER 2 NEXT CHAP||: Sam figures out a way to get Frodo's attention!!