"JtHm and IZ, a Musical"
or
"Brutal Comedic Butchering of JCV's Characters!"
Act I, Scene 2: Nny
[Enter Nny. He bows.]
NNY:
I'm the Homicidal Maniac, my name is Johnny C.
But when you're in my torture chambers, you can call me Nny.
I've traumatized a little kid, my neighbor, he's called Squee
I tried once to kill the girl I liked, her name was Devi
And then I went to the 24/7 at 2:15
I killed the self-appointed beverage dictator over my Cherry Brainfreezy!
And then I was going to kill me!
But I couldn't, there was one bullet in the gun
Damn, I used it on someone else. That's no fun
But I saw that they had Fiz-Wiz in Cherry!
So I was happy!
Later, I set up a suicide device and then Devi called me!
[Enter Mr. Fuck and Psycho-Doughboy. They exit immediately after saying their lines.]
MR. EFF:
And so he died
D-BOY:
And no one cried
NNY:
Because there was no one left to be!
Not even that vile stuffed bastard Shmee!
I went to Heaven and acquired the power of head-explody!
But they didn't like what I'd done and got rid of me!
I didn't belong it Hell
And that was just as well
They were all assholes and that's all that I will tell.
Just because you too do horrible things with salad tongs
Doesn't mean we'll get along
I killed that 'Darkness' schmuck Jimmy
Because he got a rape-murder pinned on me
Mr. Samsa's like who I want to be
But now I'm in conflict with Reverend Meat
It's times like this I really miss Nailbunny!
But now I'll go and visit my friend Squee!
Good-bye.
[Exit Johnny, running off-stage with a knife in hand.]
or
"Brutal Comedic Butchering of JCV's Characters!"
Act I, Scene 2: Nny
[Enter Nny. He bows.]
NNY:
I'm the Homicidal Maniac, my name is Johnny C.
But when you're in my torture chambers, you can call me Nny.
I've traumatized a little kid, my neighbor, he's called Squee
I tried once to kill the girl I liked, her name was Devi
And then I went to the 24/7 at 2:15
I killed the self-appointed beverage dictator over my Cherry Brainfreezy!
And then I was going to kill me!
But I couldn't, there was one bullet in the gun
Damn, I used it on someone else. That's no fun
But I saw that they had Fiz-Wiz in Cherry!
So I was happy!
Later, I set up a suicide device and then Devi called me!
[Enter Mr. Fuck and Psycho-Doughboy. They exit immediately after saying their lines.]
MR. EFF:
And so he died
D-BOY:
And no one cried
NNY:
Because there was no one left to be!
Not even that vile stuffed bastard Shmee!
I went to Heaven and acquired the power of head-explody!
But they didn't like what I'd done and got rid of me!
I didn't belong it Hell
And that was just as well
They were all assholes and that's all that I will tell.
Just because you too do horrible things with salad tongs
Doesn't mean we'll get along
I killed that 'Darkness' schmuck Jimmy
Because he got a rape-murder pinned on me
Mr. Samsa's like who I want to be
But now I'm in conflict with Reverend Meat
It's times like this I really miss Nailbunny!
But now I'll go and visit my friend Squee!
Good-bye.
[Exit Johnny, running off-stage with a knife in hand.]