"JtHm and IZ, a Musical"
or
"Brutal Comedic Butchering of JCV's Characters!"
Act II, Scene 1: The Evil Brainfreezy Song
[The local 24/7. Enter Zim, Gir (as puppy), Gaz, Dib, and Nny.]
GIR: (dancing like a monkey)
Ooh! Brainfreezy! It's my favorite show!
[Dib rolls his eyes. Gaz grabs two cups and fills them with Frosty Peanut, shoving one into Dib's hands.]
GAZ:
Now you can't say I was never nice to you.
DIB:
I'm allergic to peanuts!
GAZ: (singing and looking rather peeved to be doing it)
Duh, dummy-boy
Frosty Peanut's really soy!
DIB:
Oh. Okay.
NNY:
I'm in the mood for a Cherry Doom…
[Nny grabs a cup and jiggles the Cherry Doom handle. Nothing happens.]
[Meanwhile, Gir is dancing around Zim.]
GIR: (singing)
Frosty Peanut, you're for me-nut!
Oh, yes Peanuts are for me-nuts!
ZIM: (throws money at Gir)
Arrg! Buy your stupid Earth-drink!
[Nny is having a nervous breakdown directed at the store clerk.]
NNY:
All I ever wanted was a Cherry Doom!
I sometimes wonder why I ever leave my room!
You are evil for denying what I need,
And as such…you must BLEED!
(starts slashing at clerk)
[Zim ignores this and selects an Icy Ham Freezy. Dib and Gaz are checking out the chip selection in the back of the 24/7 and don't notice the homicidal maniac.]
ZIM: (speed-slurps Freezy) (clutches head in pain)
Aaauuuhhhh! Evil, booby-trapped drink!
Brain function shutting down…(turns to Gir) Hey, you look like Pink!
Why is it that all you Earth-piggies are merry?
My Icy Ham concoction tastes like cherry!
[Nny pauses in his decorative slashing and picks up Zim's dropped cup, taking a swig.]
NNY:
Cherry Doom! I love you!
[Curtain]
or
"Brutal Comedic Butchering of JCV's Characters!"
Act II, Scene 1: The Evil Brainfreezy Song
[The local 24/7. Enter Zim, Gir (as puppy), Gaz, Dib, and Nny.]
GIR: (dancing like a monkey)
Ooh! Brainfreezy! It's my favorite show!
[Dib rolls his eyes. Gaz grabs two cups and fills them with Frosty Peanut, shoving one into Dib's hands.]
GAZ:
Now you can't say I was never nice to you.
DIB:
I'm allergic to peanuts!
GAZ: (singing and looking rather peeved to be doing it)
Duh, dummy-boy
Frosty Peanut's really soy!
DIB:
Oh. Okay.
NNY:
I'm in the mood for a Cherry Doom…
[Nny grabs a cup and jiggles the Cherry Doom handle. Nothing happens.]
[Meanwhile, Gir is dancing around Zim.]
GIR: (singing)
Frosty Peanut, you're for me-nut!
Oh, yes Peanuts are for me-nuts!
ZIM: (throws money at Gir)
Arrg! Buy your stupid Earth-drink!
[Nny is having a nervous breakdown directed at the store clerk.]
NNY:
All I ever wanted was a Cherry Doom!
I sometimes wonder why I ever leave my room!
You are evil for denying what I need,
And as such…you must BLEED!
(starts slashing at clerk)
[Zim ignores this and selects an Icy Ham Freezy. Dib and Gaz are checking out the chip selection in the back of the 24/7 and don't notice the homicidal maniac.]
ZIM: (speed-slurps Freezy) (clutches head in pain)
Aaauuuhhhh! Evil, booby-trapped drink!
Brain function shutting down…(turns to Gir) Hey, you look like Pink!
Why is it that all you Earth-piggies are merry?
My Icy Ham concoction tastes like cherry!
[Nny pauses in his decorative slashing and picks up Zim's dropped cup, taking a swig.]
NNY:
Cherry Doom! I love you!
[Curtain]