Disclaimer: me myself and I do not own invader zim, dim oh I mean dib gaz
or any other character that won't appear in this fanfic, however I do own
Cli. Heh heh heh.
Chapter 4: a tale of two note passers.
Cli was once again bored out of her wits. She was just about to fall asleep when something caught her eye. Some white object zooming in then right out of eye range. This place is strange she thought. Just then the same thing happened only it was going in the other direction. "What" she said aloud. Fortunately no one heard her or did they.
Cli decided to give them a little test. She jumped up on her desk and stamped down with her foot. Look everybody she said pointing out the window, it's a U.F.O. Dib jumped up "where" he asked whipping out a camera. "Dib" ms Bitters said sit down. "But there's a U.F…." Dib was cut off. "Dib I told you to sit down" said ms bitters or ill doom you into the darkness of doom. (Note: I try to use doom at least once in every chapter.)
Cli noticed that she looked a little more menacing than usual. "Now for the final test" Cli sneered. All of the sudden she jumped out of her desk and screamed at the top of her lungs. Dib made a fragile attempt to jump out of his desk but tripped on one of the chair legs and fell flat on his face. "Do you see him fall buwahahahahahaha if all scum butts are that stupid than I'll conquer earth in a matter of seconds" quote of zim. Zim started laughing uncontrollably until something hit his foot. He looked down. "No" he thought it was that infernal piece of paper. Dib had kicked it back to him for the second time. Was this some type of earth scum game? He kicked it back to Dib. Dib opened it looked at it then scowled, and he started to wave it in the air. "zim you read what's inside' he yelled across the room.
"DOOM" hissed ms bitters. That was enough to convince dib to stop yelling. Hoping what he said was enough to convince zim to read it; Dib scribbled something on the paper and kicked the paper across the room to zim. Zim stopped it with his foot picked it up and looked at it. "These are no human words" Zim commented. "Zim it's upside down" said a human behind him. "Oh well yes I…I knew that" said zim Dib how dare write them upside down to fool me; I am not a fool Dib. I have unveiled your scheme. Dib looked at Zim with a puzzled expression then said "zim I had no scheme you just opened it upside down". "You lie you lie" zim hissed. Dib scowled "just read it Zim".
Zim turned the note around and read its contents. Zim you smell bad. Zim hurriedly scribbled a reply on the paper and kicked it back to Dib. Dib caught it and opened it. It read: ⃟Dib looked at the paper confused "Zim what does this say" he said waving the paper in the air. Is this the language your alien race writes in huh huh is it Zim? I know it is. "no it isn't" Zim snapped give it to me I'll fix it. "no Zim ill keep this' sneered dib but before he knew it the paper was I Zim's hands and ripped into tiny pieces on the floor. "hey" dib cried out. He grabbed another piece of paper and scribbled something on it, then tossed it at Zim's head. It bounced off and fell into his hand. Zim opened it and read it. Zim what's your home planets name? zim scribbled something on the paper and kicked to dib. lyke im teling yu then dib kicked it back with his reply and so this went on.
Dib: your spelling is really bad zim.
Zim. Kno itss advaanced.
Dib: that is not advanced its wrong.
Zim: itss houw yu wuud spel itt iif yu trannslated itt fromm mie lannguage.
Dib: so you do have an alien language and im gonna find out what planter your from.
And so this went on for a few minutes and Zim's spelling continued to get worse and this proceeded for quite some time and just when it was coming back to zim with all the information zim knew about him on it a foot stopped it. it wasn't Zim's foot or Dib's foot, the foot belonged to Cli. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, both Dib and Zim cried out and both for the same reason. There was all the information Dib knew about Zim on that paper…
Thanks for reading my story this far and don't forget to review please.
Sincerely
Nuna.
Chapter 4: a tale of two note passers.
Cli was once again bored out of her wits. She was just about to fall asleep when something caught her eye. Some white object zooming in then right out of eye range. This place is strange she thought. Just then the same thing happened only it was going in the other direction. "What" she said aloud. Fortunately no one heard her or did they.
Cli decided to give them a little test. She jumped up on her desk and stamped down with her foot. Look everybody she said pointing out the window, it's a U.F.O. Dib jumped up "where" he asked whipping out a camera. "Dib" ms Bitters said sit down. "But there's a U.F…." Dib was cut off. "Dib I told you to sit down" said ms bitters or ill doom you into the darkness of doom. (Note: I try to use doom at least once in every chapter.)
Cli noticed that she looked a little more menacing than usual. "Now for the final test" Cli sneered. All of the sudden she jumped out of her desk and screamed at the top of her lungs. Dib made a fragile attempt to jump out of his desk but tripped on one of the chair legs and fell flat on his face. "Do you see him fall buwahahahahahaha if all scum butts are that stupid than I'll conquer earth in a matter of seconds" quote of zim. Zim started laughing uncontrollably until something hit his foot. He looked down. "No" he thought it was that infernal piece of paper. Dib had kicked it back to him for the second time. Was this some type of earth scum game? He kicked it back to Dib. Dib opened it looked at it then scowled, and he started to wave it in the air. "zim you read what's inside' he yelled across the room.
"DOOM" hissed ms bitters. That was enough to convince dib to stop yelling. Hoping what he said was enough to convince zim to read it; Dib scribbled something on the paper and kicked the paper across the room to zim. Zim stopped it with his foot picked it up and looked at it. "These are no human words" Zim commented. "Zim it's upside down" said a human behind him. "Oh well yes I…I knew that" said zim Dib how dare write them upside down to fool me; I am not a fool Dib. I have unveiled your scheme. Dib looked at Zim with a puzzled expression then said "zim I had no scheme you just opened it upside down". "You lie you lie" zim hissed. Dib scowled "just read it Zim".
Zim turned the note around and read its contents. Zim you smell bad. Zim hurriedly scribbled a reply on the paper and kicked it back to Dib. Dib caught it and opened it. It read: ⃟Dib looked at the paper confused "Zim what does this say" he said waving the paper in the air. Is this the language your alien race writes in huh huh is it Zim? I know it is. "no it isn't" Zim snapped give it to me I'll fix it. "no Zim ill keep this' sneered dib but before he knew it the paper was I Zim's hands and ripped into tiny pieces on the floor. "hey" dib cried out. He grabbed another piece of paper and scribbled something on it, then tossed it at Zim's head. It bounced off and fell into his hand. Zim opened it and read it. Zim what's your home planets name? zim scribbled something on the paper and kicked to dib. lyke im teling yu then dib kicked it back with his reply and so this went on.
Dib: your spelling is really bad zim.
Zim. Kno itss advaanced.
Dib: that is not advanced its wrong.
Zim: itss houw yu wuud spel itt iif yu trannslated itt fromm mie lannguage.
Dib: so you do have an alien language and im gonna find out what planter your from.
And so this went on for a few minutes and Zim's spelling continued to get worse and this proceeded for quite some time and just when it was coming back to zim with all the information zim knew about him on it a foot stopped it. it wasn't Zim's foot or Dib's foot, the foot belonged to Cli. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, both Dib and Zim cried out and both for the same reason. There was all the information Dib knew about Zim on that paper…
Thanks for reading my story this far and don't forget to review please.
Sincerely
Nuna.