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"Dr. Meg, Hades is here to see you now."
"Thank you Ling, send him right in."
~Hades walks in~
"Well hello there Hades, nice to finally meet you."
"With all the souls coming in rapidly, what are you gonna do?"
"That's true. So what's up?"
"I was going to ask you that sweet cheeks."
"Well, someone by the name of Ignatz wanted you to see me."
"For what?"
"I don't know, you tell me. Let's start with your childhood."
"My childhood!?"
"So sue me, it's the first thing they taught us in psychiatric school."
"Well, my childhood was bad. I was eaten by my father and didn't get out until I grew to manhood. I didn't go to school or have a girlfriend."
"What was it like in..well..your dad?"
"It was dark, gloomy, smelled bad."
"Just like where you are now?"
"......you could say that."
"How did you get out?"
"....Zeus."
"Zeus basically saved your life, and from what I saw, you tried to over throw him on Olympus?"
"Ya ya, what's the big deal?"
"Your little brother saved you. So why would you want to over throw him?"
"BECAUSE I GOT SICK AND TIRED OF LIVING IN A PLACE THAT REMINDED ME OF MY DAD'S BELLY!"
*slap* "Don't yell at me!"
*rubs cheek* "Owww...."
"Sorry."
"No you're not."
"Don't start acting like Kuzco."
"But he's not a villain."
"To this woman Inya, he was. Ok ok, now. Why couldn't you just TALK to Zeuz about, let's say, a transfer?"
"I did."
"And?"
"He said he already gave every god and goddess a gift and the only one left was birth-giving."
"Why didn't you take that?"
"I think I like the Underworld better. By the way, who is Ignatz?"
"I don't know. He was small and green and his wife was this fat purple midget woman."
*Hades turning hot* "Pain and Panic....."
"Now calm down. I'll be right back."
*Dr. Meg walks out*
*15 minutes later*
*Dr. Meg walks in* "Sorry about that.."
"Am I going to be charged for those 15 minutes?"
"Yes"
"Why!?"
"Because your burning my couch and I'll need money to replace it!"
"WHAT!?"
"Now calm down. I have the answer to your solution."
"About taking over Olympus!?"
"No no no, I have a better idea."
"What can be better than taking over Olympus?"
"Ever heard of Martha Stewart?"
"No..."
*knock on door*
"Come in."
Martha: "Hello Dr. Meg. Is Hades here?"
Dr. Meg: "Right there Martha."
Martha: "I heard you had problems with your home. Making you angry and depressed."
Hades: "What's it to you?"
Dr. Meg: "Well Hades, how about re-decorating the Underworld how you like it with the help of Martha?"
Hades: "How is THAT going to help?"
Dr. Meg: "Easy, by painting the place up, getting a garden, making the place smell well. It might make you FORGET about living in your dad's belly."
Hades: "How am I ever going to forget that!?"
Dr. Meg: "I think it might work. It may not help you forget about it. But it will make you not think about it as much as you used to."
Hades: "Hmm, good good."
Dr. Meg: "And besides, it's going to look how you want it to look."
Hades: "I like the sound of that."
Dr. Meg: "So what do you say?"
Hades: "I say..thank you doc." *shakes hand*
Dr. Meg: "No problem, now just show Martha the way and you'll be all set." (Meanwhile, down in The Underworld a couple weeks later)
(Hades in a straw hat is kneeling working on his garden)
Panic: "Your royal fireness. Your order of roses came in today!"
Hades: "Good good, just set them beside the daisies."
Panic: "Right boss!"
(Pain and Panic run in and put the roses by the daisies)
Hades: *looking mad* "Pain.....Panic....."
Pain and Panic together: "Y-y-y-yes?"
Hades: "YOU'RE TRAMPLING MY PETUNIAS!!!!!"
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"Dr. Meg, Hades is here to see you now."
"Thank you Ling, send him right in."
~Hades walks in~
"Well hello there Hades, nice to finally meet you."
"With all the souls coming in rapidly, what are you gonna do?"
"That's true. So what's up?"
"I was going to ask you that sweet cheeks."
"Well, someone by the name of Ignatz wanted you to see me."
"For what?"
"I don't know, you tell me. Let's start with your childhood."
"My childhood!?"
"So sue me, it's the first thing they taught us in psychiatric school."
"Well, my childhood was bad. I was eaten by my father and didn't get out until I grew to manhood. I didn't go to school or have a girlfriend."
"What was it like in..well..your dad?"
"It was dark, gloomy, smelled bad."
"Just like where you are now?"
"......you could say that."
"How did you get out?"
"....Zeus."
"Zeus basically saved your life, and from what I saw, you tried to over throw him on Olympus?"
"Ya ya, what's the big deal?"
"Your little brother saved you. So why would you want to over throw him?"
"BECAUSE I GOT SICK AND TIRED OF LIVING IN A PLACE THAT REMINDED ME OF MY DAD'S BELLY!"
*slap* "Don't yell at me!"
*rubs cheek* "Owww...."
"Sorry."
"No you're not."
"Don't start acting like Kuzco."
"But he's not a villain."
"To this woman Inya, he was. Ok ok, now. Why couldn't you just TALK to Zeuz about, let's say, a transfer?"
"I did."
"And?"
"He said he already gave every god and goddess a gift and the only one left was birth-giving."
"Why didn't you take that?"
"I think I like the Underworld better. By the way, who is Ignatz?"
"I don't know. He was small and green and his wife was this fat purple midget woman."
*Hades turning hot* "Pain and Panic....."
"Now calm down. I'll be right back."
*Dr. Meg walks out*
*15 minutes later*
*Dr. Meg walks in* "Sorry about that.."
"Am I going to be charged for those 15 minutes?"
"Yes"
"Why!?"
"Because your burning my couch and I'll need money to replace it!"
"WHAT!?"
"Now calm down. I have the answer to your solution."
"About taking over Olympus!?"
"No no no, I have a better idea."
"What can be better than taking over Olympus?"
"Ever heard of Martha Stewart?"
"No..."
*knock on door*
"Come in."
Martha: "Hello Dr. Meg. Is Hades here?"
Dr. Meg: "Right there Martha."
Martha: "I heard you had problems with your home. Making you angry and depressed."
Hades: "What's it to you?"
Dr. Meg: "Well Hades, how about re-decorating the Underworld how you like it with the help of Martha?"
Hades: "How is THAT going to help?"
Dr. Meg: "Easy, by painting the place up, getting a garden, making the place smell well. It might make you FORGET about living in your dad's belly."
Hades: "How am I ever going to forget that!?"
Dr. Meg: "I think it might work. It may not help you forget about it. But it will make you not think about it as much as you used to."
Hades: "Hmm, good good."
Dr. Meg: "And besides, it's going to look how you want it to look."
Hades: "I like the sound of that."
Dr. Meg: "So what do you say?"
Hades: "I say..thank you doc." *shakes hand*
Dr. Meg: "No problem, now just show Martha the way and you'll be all set." (Meanwhile, down in The Underworld a couple weeks later)
(Hades in a straw hat is kneeling working on his garden)
Panic: "Your royal fireness. Your order of roses came in today!"
Hades: "Good good, just set them beside the daisies."
Panic: "Right boss!"
(Pain and Panic run in and put the roses by the daisies)
Hades: *looking mad* "Pain.....Panic....."
Pain and Panic together: "Y-y-y-yes?"
Hades: "YOU'RE TRAMPLING MY PETUNIAS!!!!!"