"Christmas Frenzy"



A/N Konnichiwa minna-san!! This is my first and /sigh/ only fic about Trigun… and much to my dismay… this fic has a few… a LOT of errors in it… but please… easy on the review!!!





A tall blonde haired man stood by the window facing the road, it was 9:30 in the evening but the road was swarming of 'spiders' as his twin puts it. Spiders from all ages, different shapes and sizes gather around the town, some were playing while the others were just foolin' around… three days to go and the 'dreaded' day will come, and yet the 'spiders' looks like it was that 'day' already… everyone seemed to be happy… except them. A little girl from outside noticed him and calls out "Onichan!!!" and waves at him. He smiles and waves back. The girl acknowledges, and went back to her friends. He sighs.



"Quit Whining!!!" someone yelled from behind him.

His twin called out from behind, a few pace away from him sitting on a chair, cleaning his gun.

Still his half just stared at the window, now drooling as a group of ladies goes by, one of which gives him a smile.

"Vash!" his twin yelled again.

When the poor guy turned around to face him, he found a small frying pan flying towards him.

It hit him, it hit him hard that caused him flying out side their own porch.

It would be easy for him to dodge that pan, but knowing his twin things will really get serious when his twin will start to fume up. But at least his brother laughed… he always laughs when someone gets hurt… especially him.



Three whole years have past, good thing the twins finally got to communicate in a more calm way and went through some bonding they left a long time ago. Vash manages to find a job in a mining company, he cooks, he cleans, he takes care of everything, while his other half, just stayed home, and let him do the work. But sometimes, he leaves and goes back in the middle of the night, and in the morning gives Vash a lot of money he asks him where he gets it but he'll just smile and cock his gun.

"You know… we haven't spent Christmas in a very long time." Vash sigh as he went back inside, carrying the pan.

"Shut up! And just cook dinner." Knives inquired not looking back at him.



Vash doesn't wear his same red trench coat anymore, he wore normal clothes together with his twin.

"Why can't we just celebrate Christmas… just this time?" Vash asked him, continuing cooking something up.

"Bah!! That's spider stuff!!" Knives replied approaching the broken window, which just broke vash's fall.

"C'mon it's going to be fun!! Christmas time is a time where we celebrate!! Where we cook a feast!!!" Vash replied, looking like an idiot as we went acting like a deranged singer of some sort. Tears went falling from his eyes like waterfalls.

"LU-NA-TIC" Knives pointed out as a sweat drop form from the back of his head.



After dinner knives went to his quarters. And before he goes in he manages to call out his twin's name.

"Hey!" Knives asked turning to face his brother sitting in the dinning area.

Vash manages to face him as his head tilted slightly to the left, giving him a full view of his brother.

"Do what ever you want!!" He exclaims as he slams the door.



I knew it!! He fell for that 'cook a feast' thing!!! He thought to himself.

It was pretty late but he still had a lot of energy to fix the small house up, he began decorating the ceiling and the walls. Putting up Christmas stuff all around the house. After he was finished he fell dead on his track. He slumped beside the now decorated Christmas tree and dozed off.





----------------Next morning---------------



Knives grouchily got up and open his door to go outside… As he opens the door a ringing sound was heard.

He opened the door back and forth as the ringing sound comes with it.

Pretty pissed of, he fished out his gun and shot a little Santa clause bell dangling above the door. He went to the kitchen, looking for his breakfast only to find out no one is there.



He gaped at the scene before him. The whole house was well decorated with Christmas ornaments, well actually it was OVER decorated with Christmas ornaments.



He spots his brother peacefully sleeping in the floor.

"Get the hell up!!" Knives exclaims, kicking his brother hard.

'Uhng… " vash began to mumble, he rubbed his eyes and finding a foot closing on his face.

"AAAAAH….OOOOF…" Vash began to gasp for air as Knives left foot started kicking the poor guy in the face.

"Knives!! Hey quit it!!" Vash began to yell trying to shove his twin's foot.

"There… awake already?" Knives inquired with a smile.

Vash shook his head and went straight to the kitchen.





Knives sat by the dinner table and notice a letter envelope in the other side. He gets it and read it.

"To.. Meryl Stryfe?" Knives read a loud enough for Vash to hear.

Vash turned around and grabs the letter from him.

"Don't you dare invite that spider over." Knives smirked at him.

"What? I haven't seen her for what only THREE WHOLE YEARS?" Vash replied a- matter-of-factly.

"Isn't it enough that I let you spend Christmas this year? Do you want her to die?!" Knives asked, his patience wearing off.

"What's wrong if I invite Meryl and Millie along?" Vash asked back.

The twins stared at each other intently waiting for the other speaks. Silence intensified.

Knives snarled and walk away from him.



This is for your own good knives… I'll try everything to let you forget everything… every damn painful thing… and besides I really missed those insurance girls… Vash thought as he prepares breakfast.



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Vash checked on Knives before going outside to mail his letter. Knives have his back on him, he was sleeping inside his room… or that was he wants him to think.





Vash mailed his letter and went for a donut. He walked back to home munching on some donuts, he glanced at his side only to find a little store, which is on sale on Christmas ornaments. He smiled to himself and goes in the shop.









Knives decided to went out for fresh air only to find another shocking discovery…



Vash was standing right in front of his room hanging something above his door.

"Is your decorations enough already?" Knives asked impatiently.

Vash manages to smile and goes back hanging them mistletoe.

"What the hell is that for?" Knives asked.

Vash's eyes narrowed at him evilly. He manages to pucker his lips in front of his brother.

Knives frantically fished his gun and points it in his lips.

"Don't you dare." Knives whispered to him.

"Ahem, to explain this… as you may have forgotten EVERYTHING jolly and happy… this is a mistletoe!" Vash replied shoving the gun away from him.

His twin manages to go pass by him as he looks around the house. Knives again gapes at everything, the place was now Over than Over decorated.

The Door to the kitchen has mistletoe, the front door has a mistletoe… heck, and every damn door even the ceiling has mistletoe hanging from it.



He knew better, his brother was a sucker for spider emotions. What the hell does he sees on those… women spiders… he just sees his twin as a plant turning into a spider… he just kept on hoping he'll never give into him.