Teenage Baka, as sung as Miaka (Think Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus!)
His name is Tama
I had a dream about him
He's money obsessed
But better than all the rest
He's one of my seishi
Always protecting me
But he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me
Cos I'm just a teenage baka, seishi
I'm just a teenage baka!
And only free food'll keep me happy,
y'see?
Weeheeheeheeheehee!
He's name's Hotohori
He's such a narcissist
Glomped by Nuriko,
Who dresses like a girl, y'know
But with male PMS
And absolutely no breasts
Hotohori has no interest in he
So Nuriko wants to assassinate me!
Cos I'm just a teenage baka, seishi
And a well swooned over Miko
Take me to an all you can eat buffet,
seishi, please!
Plee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ease!
Oh yeah! I'm huuuuungry!
And you do not know what you're missing!
Oh yeah, seishi!
Gimme food and give it no-o-o-w!
Wow I feel like mould
And am absolutely freezing
Oh wait, Tama's back!
... and checking out my rack *slap*
Nakago's tricks never work
He is such a stupid jerk!
And unfortunately he knows who I am
But Tama saves me from being turned into
jam...
"I've got two tickets to Suzaku's summoning
baby,
Come with me miko, ASAP
Cos I'm just a teenage baka baby, like
you
Oohooohooohooohooohooo!"
Oh yeah! Baka!
Yeah they do not know what they're missing!
Seishi: Oh yeah, Baka!
Oh we do not know what we're mi-i-i-ising
out! (Do we want to?)
(Guitar: Da dum dum, da dum dum)
"Tamahome!"
"Miaka!"
"Tamahome"
"Miaka!"
"SHUT UP!"
(da da da da da...)
"Do you have any food?
(DUM!)
Hotohori: "Waaaaaah!"
Nuriko: There, there! -_-;;