A/N I only own Elli and anyone you have heard of, unless you're featured in
the fic, then you belong to yourself, or your parents. Oooh, you're
confusing me! Sofie, where are my pills? We've been over this, it is *not*
funny to hide them!
From the distance: *Manic laughter*
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Dear Andi,
This is the worst project ever, suggested, thanks a lot, by our very own Miss Undomiel. She's evil. You get detentions from Aragorn? Aragorn the Amazing? The one and only desire of my friend, Iaryavie the Insane? Hahahahahahahahahahaha! He is evil! Undomiel is worse though. For a detention with her, you have to clean the dwarf's bathrooms! *shudder* To answer your question, I am starchly dwarfist. Yes, it was a stupid question. And OMG you desire my one and only!!! My Archery teacher, the Prince of Eryn Lasgalen!!! Mortified. Just mortified. He is *mine*. But since you aren't here, I'll give you tips for catching him, if you promise to help me.
He *loves* honeyed Lembas
He hates it if you pick flowers
He likes trees
He's and elf. That will actually help.
By the way, my favourite colour is green, the colour of his eyes. *Sigh*. We aren't allowed shrines either, so I keep mine in the grounds, with the trees he loves so. And the other one under my bed, and the other one in my drawer, and my portable one in my… well… you don't want to know. Gimli also visits here, ick, but only for short periods when Aragorn is staying with Undomiel. If you ever feel like breaking It's heart, tell her about the impending wedding, mwehehehehe… Oh, my school, I never told you the name. Eryn Las Uni. University, but I just write Uni., whatever… Favourite food is honeyed Lembas for aforementioned reason, what is yours? Ummm, I like bread. Bread is good. Legolas teaches Archery, if you didn't know, he's a supply teacher. I wish we had fewer teachers. Then he could come here more. Elrond teaches here too. He came to be with little Arwie~Kins. Hahahahahahaha. He called her that in assembly. We were standing there, and he said,
"Would you please rise for my little Arwie~Kins," Can you believe that!? Now we put notes on her desk entitled,
Dear Arwie~Kins,
I hope you have had a nice day darling and I miss you terribly. Remember to eat your vegetables at lunch time and don't hang around with the wrong crowd.
Love, Daddy.
Every time she finds one she screeches,
"WHAT *BOY* DID THIS!? I SAY *BOY* BECAUSE NO GIRL IS CAPABLE OF THIS!" so every lesson I put one on her desk and usually Vanadil or Mithfalas gets the blame. I'm so evil. Before I leave for my detention, I have a few questions:
Hobbies? *Your* Favourite food? Worst teacher? Favourite techer? (excluding *him*) Any more questions you can think of?
Get back to me on those. Umm, bye.
Namarie!
Elli ~A~
From the distance: *Manic laughter*
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Dear Andi,
This is the worst project ever, suggested, thanks a lot, by our very own Miss Undomiel. She's evil. You get detentions from Aragorn? Aragorn the Amazing? The one and only desire of my friend, Iaryavie the Insane? Hahahahahahahahahahaha! He is evil! Undomiel is worse though. For a detention with her, you have to clean the dwarf's bathrooms! *shudder* To answer your question, I am starchly dwarfist. Yes, it was a stupid question. And OMG you desire my one and only!!! My Archery teacher, the Prince of Eryn Lasgalen!!! Mortified. Just mortified. He is *mine*. But since you aren't here, I'll give you tips for catching him, if you promise to help me.
He *loves* honeyed Lembas
He hates it if you pick flowers
He likes trees
He's and elf. That will actually help.
By the way, my favourite colour is green, the colour of his eyes. *Sigh*. We aren't allowed shrines either, so I keep mine in the grounds, with the trees he loves so. And the other one under my bed, and the other one in my drawer, and my portable one in my… well… you don't want to know. Gimli also visits here, ick, but only for short periods when Aragorn is staying with Undomiel. If you ever feel like breaking It's heart, tell her about the impending wedding, mwehehehehe… Oh, my school, I never told you the name. Eryn Las Uni. University, but I just write Uni., whatever… Favourite food is honeyed Lembas for aforementioned reason, what is yours? Ummm, I like bread. Bread is good. Legolas teaches Archery, if you didn't know, he's a supply teacher. I wish we had fewer teachers. Then he could come here more. Elrond teaches here too. He came to be with little Arwie~Kins. Hahahahahahaha. He called her that in assembly. We were standing there, and he said,
"Would you please rise for my little Arwie~Kins," Can you believe that!? Now we put notes on her desk entitled,
Dear Arwie~Kins,
I hope you have had a nice day darling and I miss you terribly. Remember to eat your vegetables at lunch time and don't hang around with the wrong crowd.
Love, Daddy.
Every time she finds one she screeches,
"WHAT *BOY* DID THIS!? I SAY *BOY* BECAUSE NO GIRL IS CAPABLE OF THIS!" so every lesson I put one on her desk and usually Vanadil or Mithfalas gets the blame. I'm so evil. Before I leave for my detention, I have a few questions:
Hobbies? *Your* Favourite food? Worst teacher? Favourite techer? (excluding *him*) Any more questions you can think of?
Get back to me on those. Umm, bye.
Namarie!
Elli ~A~