Authors Note:thanx for SO many reviews -_-; You'll never get your 'pills'
back now sarah, I hid them in Gimlis room! MWAH HAH HAH! Do you *know* what
I went through in there? And let us never speak of it again!
Disclaimer:I don't own anything, even my prozac.
Ellie,
I was laughing out loud at the Arwen thing! We have no boys at our school, stupid really, its only gonna get most of the male (gorgeous) teachers mobbed. We punish Galadriel for the no shrines rule by thinking, literally. You know, Fantasys (including whipped cream) about Legolas, Galadriel and gimli together, (That one never fails to make her pass out)That sort of thing. Anyway, food, well, it *used* to be Chocolate Lembas but now its honeyed Lembas. Do the maths. So, Anyway, My favourite teacher is Eowyn in Quenya 101, she is sooo easy, she spends all her time dreaming abut Faramir while we plot new ways to kidnap-er-I mean get Legolas' attention. The latest idea, is climb up a tree when he's there and pretend to get stuck. But wouldn't he think you couldn't climb trees? I may try and fly a hot air balloon with 'I LOVE YOU LEGOLAS' Written on it around the school grounds. Anyway, the worst teacher *has* to be Sauron. He is a drag queen. Seriously, we walked on on him wearing a bra and makeup. The screams could be heard in the archery field! Its furthest away from anything because its some bright idea that fangirls will have to run so far to get Legolas they will pass out before they get there. Needless to say, now they have started using aeroplanes, balrogs, tractors, anything that moves to get over there. What's your favourite subject? Excluding archery! Catching Desire Class 305 with Galadriel is best. It's a makeover basically! We have it today actually. Today was *so* funny, we has Sam for Cookery classes, and someone put *something* into the (Gross) Spinach Lembas. Mr. Gamgee did NOT like being a *spoon* He was quite sweet actually. Someone took him back to their dorm as a pet, and he will probably stay that way. No one will miss him! Gotta go, If I'm late for How to die gracefully with Boromir *again* he is going to kill me! Oh well Leggy will save me. O.o, someone found leggys room, and he has *Spiky* Condoms! Kinky! Bye!
Andi –x-
Disclaimer:I don't own anything, even my prozac.
Ellie,
I was laughing out loud at the Arwen thing! We have no boys at our school, stupid really, its only gonna get most of the male (gorgeous) teachers mobbed. We punish Galadriel for the no shrines rule by thinking, literally. You know, Fantasys (including whipped cream) about Legolas, Galadriel and gimli together, (That one never fails to make her pass out)That sort of thing. Anyway, food, well, it *used* to be Chocolate Lembas but now its honeyed Lembas. Do the maths. So, Anyway, My favourite teacher is Eowyn in Quenya 101, she is sooo easy, she spends all her time dreaming abut Faramir while we plot new ways to kidnap-er-I mean get Legolas' attention. The latest idea, is climb up a tree when he's there and pretend to get stuck. But wouldn't he think you couldn't climb trees? I may try and fly a hot air balloon with 'I LOVE YOU LEGOLAS' Written on it around the school grounds. Anyway, the worst teacher *has* to be Sauron. He is a drag queen. Seriously, we walked on on him wearing a bra and makeup. The screams could be heard in the archery field! Its furthest away from anything because its some bright idea that fangirls will have to run so far to get Legolas they will pass out before they get there. Needless to say, now they have started using aeroplanes, balrogs, tractors, anything that moves to get over there. What's your favourite subject? Excluding archery! Catching Desire Class 305 with Galadriel is best. It's a makeover basically! We have it today actually. Today was *so* funny, we has Sam for Cookery classes, and someone put *something* into the (Gross) Spinach Lembas. Mr. Gamgee did NOT like being a *spoon* He was quite sweet actually. Someone took him back to their dorm as a pet, and he will probably stay that way. No one will miss him! Gotta go, If I'm late for How to die gracefully with Boromir *again* he is going to kill me! Oh well Leggy will save me. O.o, someone found leggys room, and he has *Spiky* Condoms! Kinky! Bye!
Andi –x-