No more disclaimers from me! It isn't mine, it just makes me hyperventilate
typing that, so…
A/N Sofie! OMG, I will never see them again now!!! Evil!!! Oh well… I have yours now… mwehehehehehe, oh, and I have something for you, Playdwarf! I found it, and remembered you!
From the Distance: *Hysterical sobbing*
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Dear Andi,
I feel so sorry for Legolas! Can he actually walk around without his weapons? We have boys here, but, we tend to… forget… when Legolas enters. Or Aragorn, depending on who you are. Iaryavie is having an Aragorn Anonymous meeting today in my room!!! Calenvariel and her make more noise than you would credit them for!! And they stole my special scented green candles!!! I *need* them for tonight's ceremonies!!! It's Legolas' Anniversary of being transferred to this school, so me and Sitara were planning it for weeks!!! This will cost me, like, another bag of gold for more candles!!! Mum wonders where my money goes. I hope she never finds out…
Oh, about capture-…heh heh… getting Legolas' attention, I like your balloon thing, but we did that last year with a plane. It was fun. Until Sitara's boyfriend fired arrows at us and made us crash. That wasn't. and then we had a detention with Gimli. Yay. Cleaning his room. Do you know what we found in there? I'm scarred. Forever. Legolas has kinky stuff you say? Well… On the plus side, Legolas has a black G-string. Well, not any more… and silk condoms. I left him them… in case we need them.
Ick, I had to put up with a hobbits Pippin Party!!! It is soooo annoying. It's kind of weird because Pippin, or Mr Took, whatever, is like a cute little boy, and you wanna like pick him up and hug him and stuff, but, Pervy Hobbit Fanciers are kind of strange. Each to their own… Just a note on the fantasies thing, don't limit yourself to whipped cream. There are things much more delicious… and messy…
You have good classes! We have Quenya 101, Sindarin 204, Archery 102, Healing 103 (with Goldberry), How to Be a King and Yet Retain Rugged Manliness 208 (When Aragorn can be bothered, i.e., when Arwen is anywhere near him) Revenge 304 with Elladan and Elrohir, Sorcery 502 with Saruman and Gandalf when he's here, and Playing God 209 with Some weird voices that always sing, but we can never see, and kind of freak me out. Oh, my favourite teacher, excluding *him*, is… a dead one? Does that work for you? If not tough because I *hate* my teachers. I suppose Revenge 304 is okay, double elvishness, as Elvea can tell you. She is one of us, but she has this thing about them… oh well. And How to be a King and Yet Retain Rugged Manliness 108 is okay, maybe. *Is jumped by Iaryavie and Calenvariel who are reading over her shoulder* ARGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!! I have to go now!!!
Namarie!
Elli ~A~ (Don't expect a reply soon, I may be helping Boromir with his classes after this lot are done with me. Note to self: Slag off Aragorn *after* fangirls have left)
A/N Sofie! OMG, I will never see them again now!!! Evil!!! Oh well… I have yours now… mwehehehehehe, oh, and I have something for you, Playdwarf! I found it, and remembered you!
From the Distance: *Hysterical sobbing*
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Dear Andi,
I feel so sorry for Legolas! Can he actually walk around without his weapons? We have boys here, but, we tend to… forget… when Legolas enters. Or Aragorn, depending on who you are. Iaryavie is having an Aragorn Anonymous meeting today in my room!!! Calenvariel and her make more noise than you would credit them for!! And they stole my special scented green candles!!! I *need* them for tonight's ceremonies!!! It's Legolas' Anniversary of being transferred to this school, so me and Sitara were planning it for weeks!!! This will cost me, like, another bag of gold for more candles!!! Mum wonders where my money goes. I hope she never finds out…
Oh, about capture-…heh heh… getting Legolas' attention, I like your balloon thing, but we did that last year with a plane. It was fun. Until Sitara's boyfriend fired arrows at us and made us crash. That wasn't. and then we had a detention with Gimli. Yay. Cleaning his room. Do you know what we found in there? I'm scarred. Forever. Legolas has kinky stuff you say? Well… On the plus side, Legolas has a black G-string. Well, not any more… and silk condoms. I left him them… in case we need them.
Ick, I had to put up with a hobbits Pippin Party!!! It is soooo annoying. It's kind of weird because Pippin, or Mr Took, whatever, is like a cute little boy, and you wanna like pick him up and hug him and stuff, but, Pervy Hobbit Fanciers are kind of strange. Each to their own… Just a note on the fantasies thing, don't limit yourself to whipped cream. There are things much more delicious… and messy…
You have good classes! We have Quenya 101, Sindarin 204, Archery 102, Healing 103 (with Goldberry), How to Be a King and Yet Retain Rugged Manliness 208 (When Aragorn can be bothered, i.e., when Arwen is anywhere near him) Revenge 304 with Elladan and Elrohir, Sorcery 502 with Saruman and Gandalf when he's here, and Playing God 209 with Some weird voices that always sing, but we can never see, and kind of freak me out. Oh, my favourite teacher, excluding *him*, is… a dead one? Does that work for you? If not tough because I *hate* my teachers. I suppose Revenge 304 is okay, double elvishness, as Elvea can tell you. She is one of us, but she has this thing about them… oh well. And How to be a King and Yet Retain Rugged Manliness 108 is okay, maybe. *Is jumped by Iaryavie and Calenvariel who are reading over her shoulder* ARGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!! I have to go now!!!
Namarie!
Elli ~A~ (Don't expect a reply soon, I may be helping Boromir with his classes after this lot are done with me. Note to self: Slag off Aragorn *after* fangirls have left)