A/n: Howdy, y'all! I'm PowerLeca and this is my very first fic. Very short, I'm just dipping my toes in the water and getting myself used to using ffn. One thing I'm somewhat good at is thinking up really bad jokes. So here goes! Whaddya think?
Disclaimer: Oh, how I wish I owned them! But alas, the wonderful Ms. Rowling does...
The Really Awful, Horribly Bad Joke
"Heh! Good one, George! But I've got a better!"
Fred and George Weasley were _supposed_ to be working on their Secrecy Potion this one Friday morning, but, as Fridays are with most students, it was proving quite hard to concentrate on how many grams of powdered brimstone they had added, and the twins had turned to telling bad jokes to pass the time.
"All right, Fred, but just a minute, Snape's getting a little too close for comfort."
The twins put on their best "I'm-just-innocently-brewing-my-potion" look as the greasy-haired Professor Snape sneered at their lumpy potions.
"Ok, he's gone for now. Tell the joke!" whispered George.
"Just till he's out of earshot... Ok here goes: What do you get when you cross Professor Snape, a pair of slacks, and an eye-patch?"
"Ummm, got me. What?"
"A One-eyed Trouser-Snape!"
"Wha...? OH! Oh, bad mental image!" George then proceeded to punch his brother in the arm for his nasty mind.
A/n: Hehe! Do ya get it? Huh? Do ya? Huh? All right y'all know what to do: R/R!
Oh, and if anyone would like to contribute, I'm looking for ideas on what pranks an in-character Snape might pull on another teacher. Thanx!
Disclaimer: Oh, how I wish I owned them! But alas, the wonderful Ms. Rowling does...
The Really Awful, Horribly Bad Joke
"Heh! Good one, George! But I've got a better!"
Fred and George Weasley were _supposed_ to be working on their Secrecy Potion this one Friday morning, but, as Fridays are with most students, it was proving quite hard to concentrate on how many grams of powdered brimstone they had added, and the twins had turned to telling bad jokes to pass the time.
"All right, Fred, but just a minute, Snape's getting a little too close for comfort."
The twins put on their best "I'm-just-innocently-brewing-my-potion" look as the greasy-haired Professor Snape sneered at their lumpy potions.
"Ok, he's gone for now. Tell the joke!" whispered George.
"Just till he's out of earshot... Ok here goes: What do you get when you cross Professor Snape, a pair of slacks, and an eye-patch?"
"Ummm, got me. What?"
"A One-eyed Trouser-Snape!"
"Wha...? OH! Oh, bad mental image!" George then proceeded to punch his brother in the arm for his nasty mind.
A/n: Hehe! Do ya get it? Huh? Do ya? Huh? All right y'all know what to do: R/R!
Oh, and if anyone would like to contribute, I'm looking for ideas on what pranks an in-character Snape might pull on another teacher. Thanx!