Authors Note: no-no-NOOOOO! Anything but playdwarf! *Voice from distance*
300 porn packed pages of dwarves getting nasty! AXES SPECIAL!!! Dwarf on
dwarf action!
*Shudders* You_must_Die.
Disclaimer:Im posessed by little red M+M's with smily faces and you want me to write a DISCLAIMER!?
Dear Ellie,
Sure he can walk around without his weapons! He can walk around with no clothes on if I-err-He likes… O.o A party just for leggy? He needs a registered holiday! Actually we have signed a petition for one. On Esta Narvinyen (A/N January 1 st) It will be national Middle Earth Legolas day. Amiowielle, Lthuviel (or Argent, it changes weekly. *from the distance* ITS ARGENNNNTTTT…. Yea, sure, whatever, *today*!!) have been helping me plan it.
What else could I do to get Legs' to notice me? Climb a tree!?! Bake him some special honeyed Lembas? What did you find in Gimlis room then? A rock condom?? I bet he's a virgin. Ewww bad mental images! O f***, Yay, now I have to spend *all* my money on pschyiatrist bills. Hmm, a G-string? Kinky! Tasty *drools* gahhhh…. *cough cough* *ANY*way…
Aww! The hobbits are CUTE! But hobbit fangirls are…well…different all the same. Someone told me asparagus was good…caramel perhaps? Oh, I found out my room mates name at last! She was talking in her sleep (And it was pretty X rated x_x ) and kep saying legolas/her name. Which, by the way, is Nursangaiel. She's a wood elf.
How to be king and still maintain rugged manliness? They sure did keep the name to a minimum… Archery sounds fun-one reason only…You think arrows are good sex toys?!? *Legolas walks past and looks at letter* Eee! I have to go nooooooowwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!
Namarie!!!
*Shudders* You_must_Die.
Disclaimer:Im posessed by little red M+M's with smily faces and you want me to write a DISCLAIMER!?
Dear Ellie,
Sure he can walk around without his weapons! He can walk around with no clothes on if I-err-He likes… O.o A party just for leggy? He needs a registered holiday! Actually we have signed a petition for one. On Esta Narvinyen (A/N January 1 st) It will be national Middle Earth Legolas day. Amiowielle, Lthuviel (or Argent, it changes weekly. *from the distance* ITS ARGENNNNTTTT…. Yea, sure, whatever, *today*!!) have been helping me plan it.
What else could I do to get Legs' to notice me? Climb a tree!?! Bake him some special honeyed Lembas? What did you find in Gimlis room then? A rock condom?? I bet he's a virgin. Ewww bad mental images! O f***, Yay, now I have to spend *all* my money on pschyiatrist bills. Hmm, a G-string? Kinky! Tasty *drools* gahhhh…. *cough cough* *ANY*way…
Aww! The hobbits are CUTE! But hobbit fangirls are…well…different all the same. Someone told me asparagus was good…caramel perhaps? Oh, I found out my room mates name at last! She was talking in her sleep (And it was pretty X rated x_x ) and kep saying legolas/her name. Which, by the way, is Nursangaiel. She's a wood elf.
How to be king and still maintain rugged manliness? They sure did keep the name to a minimum… Archery sounds fun-one reason only…You think arrows are good sex toys?!? *Legolas walks past and looks at letter* Eee! I have to go nooooooowwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!
Namarie!!!