A/N MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! So what if you kill me, you will have to live
with 300 *fun* packed pages! Look out for the extra special 3-page pullout,
featuring the dwarves from Bilbo's adventures! (Those still alive)
From Distance: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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Dear Andi,
We are beginning our petition as I write! LEGOLAS DAY FOREVER!!! *ahem*. Unfortunately this is being boycotted by the Aragorn Anonymous club, who believe the fact their object of desire is married should prevent *us* from fantasising. DAMN YOU, CALENVARIEL!!! Sorry, but the endless meetings are, *ahem* annoying, to say the least. Pippin parties at 2 am are not exactly welcome either. However, me and Sitara have umm, decided, Legolas would like to tutor us in Archery after school, or on Saturdays, and HE AGREED!!!! My life is like, amazing!!!! Ask him, he thinks your enthusiastic, and he puts his arms round you to steady it. Also, try fainting, or hitting yourself when you pull the arrow back too far.
What did I find in Gimli's room? Do you *really* want to know? Okay, prepare for mental scarring, an *open* and *used* pack of flavoured condoms. I refuse to pay psychiatrist bills. I take no responsibility. You asked. BTW, Legolas saw me reading the letter you sent. He now knows twice what you've written. And he confiscated it. And I think Gimli might look at it. *cough*Know so saw him*cough*.
What classes do you have? And what is your favourite colour? Just interested. I have to go now, Arwie~Kins and Elrond are coming!
Namarie!!!
Elli ~A~ (With *NO* e at the end of Elli!!!!!!!!!)
From Distance: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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Dear Andi,
We are beginning our petition as I write! LEGOLAS DAY FOREVER!!! *ahem*. Unfortunately this is being boycotted by the Aragorn Anonymous club, who believe the fact their object of desire is married should prevent *us* from fantasising. DAMN YOU, CALENVARIEL!!! Sorry, but the endless meetings are, *ahem* annoying, to say the least. Pippin parties at 2 am are not exactly welcome either. However, me and Sitara have umm, decided, Legolas would like to tutor us in Archery after school, or on Saturdays, and HE AGREED!!!! My life is like, amazing!!!! Ask him, he thinks your enthusiastic, and he puts his arms round you to steady it. Also, try fainting, or hitting yourself when you pull the arrow back too far.
What did I find in Gimli's room? Do you *really* want to know? Okay, prepare for mental scarring, an *open* and *used* pack of flavoured condoms. I refuse to pay psychiatrist bills. I take no responsibility. You asked. BTW, Legolas saw me reading the letter you sent. He now knows twice what you've written. And he confiscated it. And I think Gimli might look at it. *cough*Know so saw him*cough*.
What classes do you have? And what is your favourite colour? Just interested. I have to go now, Arwie~Kins and Elrond are coming!
Namarie!!!
Elli ~A~ (With *NO* e at the end of Elli!!!!!!!!!)