A/n: Ya kno, I really shouldn't write another chapter to this, cuz I only
got one more review. But hey! I got another REVIEW! YAY!!! *does another
happy dance* Thanks to VLikesBlueberries! You liked it! You really liked
it! Yeah, and I thought of a follow-up joke for ya. *wink* ;) Read on!
Things I own: this plot, my own set of LOTR books, the characters?? Please? PLEASE?? Aw, crap, no
After Class
"So, once again, Weasley, you think yourselves to be…," here Snape paused to twist his face into an almost-Potter sneer, "_funnymen_. We'll see how funny you can be with some detention, shall we?" Here he turned to face them. "Mr. Filch has been having problems with the plumbing in the bathrooms lately, problems with can be traced to a batch of bad beef."
Fred and George gulped, knowing several friends who were in the hospital wing with some nasty food-poisoning, and all of its symptoms…
"For your detention, you two," he continued. "Will be his assistants in his endeavors for as long as these… *problems* persist. Do you understand?"
After receiving two sullen, "Yes, sir" s from the twins, Snape continued, "You will report to Mr. Filch's office promptly after dinner. I'm sure you know where it is. Now go."
Fred and George lost no time leaving the classroom and the glare of the livid Potions Master. Once safely outside, they began to vent.
"Ugh! I can't believe it!" cried Fred. "It had to happen the same week everyone's got the runs…"
"Really," said George. "Ya wanna know one thing, though?"
"What's that?"
"Snape doesn't need trousers and an eye-patch. He's a prick just the way he is!"
A/n: *pa-dump-chink* Hehehe, I just love puns!
Pranks! Pranks! I need Snape pranks!!
Things I own: this plot, my own set of LOTR books, the characters?? Please? PLEASE?? Aw, crap, no
After Class
"So, once again, Weasley, you think yourselves to be…," here Snape paused to twist his face into an almost-Potter sneer, "_funnymen_. We'll see how funny you can be with some detention, shall we?" Here he turned to face them. "Mr. Filch has been having problems with the plumbing in the bathrooms lately, problems with can be traced to a batch of bad beef."
Fred and George gulped, knowing several friends who were in the hospital wing with some nasty food-poisoning, and all of its symptoms…
"For your detention, you two," he continued. "Will be his assistants in his endeavors for as long as these… *problems* persist. Do you understand?"
After receiving two sullen, "Yes, sir" s from the twins, Snape continued, "You will report to Mr. Filch's office promptly after dinner. I'm sure you know where it is. Now go."
Fred and George lost no time leaving the classroom and the glare of the livid Potions Master. Once safely outside, they began to vent.
"Ugh! I can't believe it!" cried Fred. "It had to happen the same week everyone's got the runs…"
"Really," said George. "Ya wanna know one thing, though?"
"What's that?"
"Snape doesn't need trousers and an eye-patch. He's a prick just the way he is!"
A/n: *pa-dump-chink* Hehehe, I just love puns!
Pranks! Pranks! I need Snape pranks!!