A/N NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Wait a second! I don't have to actually READ it! *Throws Porn mag into distance which hits something*

From the distance: hey! Heeeeyy ; ) this is mah luck-ay day!

Me: o.O…

Elli:o.O…

Disclaimer: *Hic*

Dear Elli,

Strangest thing has happened-Belladonna had an idea, a Lego one, *but* she's a hobbit fangirl! I think its cos Pippin-er-Mr. Took gave her detention for *not* stealing mushrooms. Riiigghhhttt… So she's a bit pissed off with him. Anyway, he idea was, make him a theme park, and call it 'Legoland' I'm amazed she didn't tell us to build it out of little multi- coloured plastic bricks.

I used your advice-I asked Lego for lessons and all (But Nursangaiel insisted on coming) And he said yes! Woohoo! I didn't know I could faint so much-but his skin is very soft!

*Mouth remains open for very long time* Oh_my_God. OH_MY_GOD. No way! Are there any other dwarves in your school-cause that is such a scary thought-I'm gonna need serious counselling for a *long* time.

Oops… Well Leggy probably gets letter like that *all* the time. Don't tell me you never sent one to *anyone*. Gimli is so totally gay.

Free periods for the rest of the day, so no classes, but an archery session with Leggy at 6.00. Favourite colour-Blue, green, and brow, cause *he* wears green and brown and his eyes are blue.

Aww, how sweet, does Arwie~Kins need a bodyguard to keep her safe from the nasty ickle rabid fangirls? Hmm?

Andi (Without a 'Y', that would make me a boy)