A/n: This one's a bit in another direction (not much). I received the inspiration for this chapter from Christina Teresa's fic "Late Bloomers." In particular, the part where Tara says, "Don't worry, your secret's safe with me." Tag one word onto that and you get the seed of this fic. That there's a good fic to read. Hehehe, the other part to the actual joke comes from the end of book 1 when Quirrell says something about Snape swooping around like a bat... Anyway, read and enjoy!
In the Common Room
Harry noticed Fred and George's unusual attention to cleanliness, and walked over to the twins just as they were recovering from a fresh bout of laughter.
"I heard about your detentions with Filch. Ugh, nasty... So, who gave you two (A/n: must... fight... urge[I've got the urge]... to... put... y'all...) detention this time, anyway?"
"Oh, you know, Mr. I've-got-a-big-swooping-cape-and-a-creepy-underground-hideaway, the bat-man himself," replied George.
Harry stared at them, shocked, "Bruce Wayne???"
A/n: The one word: Batman. Ooo, gotta love those billowy robes... especially in that scene in the movie where he's walking away from the trio in the hallway after "Someone might think you're... up to something!"
that silky voice... *swoon*
Ok, I've got my beta reader...
*drumroll*
Cherry Flavoured Hippo! *cheers*applause*
It may be a while before I actually post my new fic, so in the meantime, I'll try to think up additional Snape jokes. (I love him so, but he leaves himself so open to fun-making!)
In the Common Room
Harry noticed Fred and George's unusual attention to cleanliness, and walked over to the twins just as they were recovering from a fresh bout of laughter.
"I heard about your detentions with Filch. Ugh, nasty... So, who gave you two (A/n: must... fight... urge[I've got the urge]... to... put... y'all...) detention this time, anyway?"
"Oh, you know, Mr. I've-got-a-big-swooping-cape-and-a-creepy-underground-hideaway, the bat-man himself," replied George.
Harry stared at them, shocked, "Bruce Wayne???"
A/n: The one word: Batman. Ooo, gotta love those billowy robes... especially in that scene in the movie where he's walking away from the trio in the hallway after "Someone might think you're... up to something!"
that silky voice... *swoon*
Ok, I've got my beta reader...
*drumroll*
Cherry Flavoured Hippo! *cheers*applause*
It may be a while before I actually post my new fic, so in the meantime, I'll try to think up additional Snape jokes. (I love him so, but he leaves himself so open to fun-making!)