The TempestXtreme Talk Show! – Episode Two!

Look out! Lina and Tempest are having it out on stage!!

By TempestXtreme

Disclaimer: Tempest, Rebecca, Danielle and Grylock are MINE, y'hear me?! Mine! Mine! MIIIIIIINE!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!

Rebecca calmly walked on stage and smiled at the audience – and threw a chair at the first male who wolf-whistled. The reason? Not only was Rebecca looking as sexy as ever, but also the outfit she was wearing turned heads. She was wearing red hot pants, red boots, a red leather tank top and red gloves – her new favourite outfit. Oh, she didn't mind when Tempest ogled her, he was her husband, but when some strange male ogled her, that's when she got mad.

"Welcome to the TempestXtreme Talk Show! Here's your host, Tempest!" she said, swinging her arm around to point at Tempest just as he walked onto the stage.

"Hello and welcome to my show!" Tempest said, smiling broadly. He saw the KO'd audience member and the dented chair in front of him. I warned Rebecca what would happen if she wore that outfit…not that I'm complaining…

He shook himself out of the rather hentai-ish thoughts he was having and turned back to the audience. "Today, we don't know who we're interviewing! It's a Mystery Guest Episode!"

 Rebecca looked at her husband and sighed. "This is going to be insane, I just know it."

Tempest smirked and signalled for a commercial break.

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During the commercial, the first 'Mystery Guest' arrived. She was a young sorceress with brown hair and dark eyes.

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"ACK! Get that thing out of my face!" Rebecca shoved the camera out of her face, sending it and its operator crashing to the floor. "Oops, sorry!"

"Welcome back to our show!" Tempest had noticed what had just happened – you'd have to be blind not to – and managed not to laugh. "Here is our first guest…"

Tempest trailed off when he saw Lina Inverse walk on stage. Uh oh…

"Hello Tempest," Lina said. "Where's that bitch wife of yours?"

Rebecca's head snapped up at the sound of the voice. Her eyes narrowed and she drew her sword. "Bitch wife?!" she screamed, the volume of her screech shaking the studio down to its foundations. "HOW DARE YOU?! I'LL MAKE YOU WISH THAT WE HAD NEVER MET!!"

"Go ahead and try, BITCH!" Lina closed her eyes and focused her powers. "Lord of Dreams that terrify, sword of the cold, dark void; free yourself from heaven's bonds! Become one with my power, one with my body and let us walk the path of destruction together!" Her eyes snapped open as she finished the spell, a look of complete hatred on her face. "RAGNA BLADE!"

Grasping the sword of darkness in her hands, Lina leapt towards Rebecca, intent on slicing her in half…

…only to gasp in surprise as another Ragna Blade blocked her own. She looked up in shock, her dark gaze meeting with Tempest's sea blue one. "Touch my wife and you'll pay for it."

Lina laughed. "You think you can stop me?"

Tempest banished his Ragna Blade and slammed his fist into her stomach, winding her and forcing her to banish her own Ragna Blade. She coughed and stepped back, recovering quickly and glaring at him. "You have no idea who you're dealing with." She rose her hands in front of her, and smirked. "Darkness beyond twilight, crimson beyond blood that flows. Buried in the flow of time... In thy great name, I pledge myself to darkness! Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess! DRAGON SLAVE!"

However, at the exact moment that Lina unleashed the spell, Tempest had called upon his own powers. Grey wings appeared on his back, and turned black and changed from feather to a type of material called Laconium. He grabbed Rebecca and closed his wings around them, forming a powerful defence against the spell. The explosion rocked the entire studio right down to its foundations, the anti-magick shields barely able to hold together as the spell attempted to rip everything within the blast radius apart…

But, while the Dragon Slave was tearing at them, Tempest started his own incantation…

"Darkest night, reddest blood, deepest void! I call upon thee, oh powerful Lord of Nightmares! Grant thy awesome power in my hands! Grant me the power to vanquish our foes!!"

Tempest opened his wings and pushed Rebecca aside as he threw his hands forward and finished the destructive Chaos spell. "OMEGA SLAVE!"

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"Lina? You OK?"

Lina opened her eyes slowly. Everything was blurry, as if she were staring out of a mist. Why do I feel like I've been hit with both the Dragon Slave and the Giga Slave?

"Lina! You're OK!"

Lina looked up and blinked. "Zelgadis?"

The chimera nodded. "Thank goodness Tempest didn't use a full power Omega Slave on you – you'd be nothing but ashes."

"Omega Slave? What's that?"

Zelgadis shrugged. "You should ask Rebecca that – she created the spell."

Lina sat up sharply. "Rebecca?! SHE created that spell?! Where is she?"

"Oh be quiet, I've got a headache…" Rebecca walked into the room and glared at Lina. "The last thing I need are your smart-mouthed comments."

Lina glared right back. "What is the Omega Slave?"

"The combined powers of the Dragon Slave and the Giga Slave."

Lina's jaw dropped, and the colour drained from her face. "You combined the Dragon Slave with a spell that calls on the power of the Lord of Nightmares?! ARE YOU INSANE!?"

"I'm starting to wonder about that myself." Tempest walked into the room, grinning when Rebecca sent a Death Glare at him. "What?"

Rebecca glared at him some more. "Smart-mouthed males…" she muttered, turning and stalking out of the room. "And send that little bitch back to her universe before I throw her through a wall!!"

If Zelgadis hadn't restrained her, Lina would have thrown a fireball at Rebecca. "That little…" she muttered. She forced herself out of Zelgadis' grip and glared at him. "Fine, I'll go."

Tempest sighed and opened a portal directly underneath the sorceress, chuckling when she glared at him as she fell through. "You OK, Zel?"

The chimera nodded. "I'll live."

"Give my regards to the others."

"I will…Chicken-boy."

"Oh shut up before I summon a Light Blade!"

Zel gulped and leapt into a portal, leaving Tempest to chuckle. "Wuss."

The End!