The TempestXtreme Talk Show!
Oh dear gods…
By TempestXtreme
Tempest walked on stage and waved to the audience. "Hello and welcome to my show! Today, we're interviewing none other than the Lord of Nightmares, L-Sama!"
And I'm happy to be here.
"ACCCCK!!!" Tempest jumped and faced the Chaos Goddess. "Don't do that! Uh, I mean…"
I'm not offended; don't worry.
Backstage, Lashana and Telca were howling with laughter. Tempest was not impressed. "BE QUIET OR I'LL STRIP REMY AND BLACKY AND TOSS 'EM BOTH TO XELLOS!!"
"Do that and I'll order Xellos to pester Eve!"
Tempest snapped. "DON'T YOU DARE!!!"
The entire studio shook, and crickets chirped. Then: "We fear you not!"
Tempest raised his hand to his forehead in an exasperated smack. "I can't win."
So I've noticed, L-Sama said.
Tempest sighed and looked at her. "You can sit down if you want to."
Thank you.
L-Sama sat down in one of the chairs, and Tempest sighed and got his cards ready. "Glad to have you here, L-Sama. First question: What's with that shovel??"
It represents the Ragna Blade.
"Uh, how?"
Tempest shouldn't have asked her that question.
WHACK!!!
That's how.
Of course, Tempest didn't hear her because he was currently unconscious on the other side of the studio.
I think I hit him too hard, L-Sama said, looking at him closely. She turned to Lashana. Will he be all right?
Lashana shrugged. "He'll live."
Oh. OK then.
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Rebecca clobbered the guard over the head with the hilt of her sword and went over to the studio – the stage manager had called and told her that Tempest had just been rendered unconscious by L-Sama. Why am I not surprised? She reached the studio and took the microphone and went onstage.
"Welcome back! I'll be continuing the interview with L-Sama, since my husband is currently comatose."
She turned to L-Sama and smiled. "Hello. All right, second question: if destroying the Slayers Universe will make you whole again, why don't you?"
L-Sama sighed. Because doing that would mean that I would have to destroy all that I have created. My power cannot only destroy, but it can also create, thus I must remain incomplete so that my creations may live on.
Rebecca nodded. "I see," she said. "Why did you and Gaia make Avatars?"
We were bored.
Rebecca blinked. "Is that the only reason?"
Basically: yes.
Rebecca blinked a few times. "Uh, OK. Well, we're out of time for today! See you next time on the TempestXtreme Talk Show!"
Just as the screen faded out, some idiot went and wolf-whistled Rebecca. He got smacked in the face by a camera and L-Sama's shovel.
The End ^_^