*Disclaimer* I don't own Final Fantasy 8, and instead of poking fun at it, I'm trying to make a serious story here. So, don't sue, I own nothing. Seriously... LOTS OF SWEARING!

The Unexpected Visitors

" Why hello!?"

" Um Mary Beth why you naked?!"

" Why don't you like it?"

Squall reopened his eyes looking at Rinoa again, he smiled slowly.

"Rinoa?" He asked slowly, she winced slightly and shook her head turning around to face him, not opening her eyes. Squall rose an eyebrow.

"Rinoa?" He asked again gently poking her. She grumbled and started mindlessly digging into Squall, Squall laid back and watched where this would take her. She stopped and pushed her head into Squall's chest. She stopped moving and sighed deeply. Squall slowly leaned back, not wanting to bother her. A knock to the door, that bothered her. She sat up quickly holding the covers to her body eyes blazing at the door. By this time, Squall was in a deep sleep, he looked so cute Rinoa decided not to wake him up. She lowered her voice and called out.

"Go away.." She growled in a deep mean voice.

"Squall? Are you feeling ok? We need to discuss some things about the Garden please do open up." Cid's voice came from the other side. Rinoa nearly faintly.

"Um..Uh.. Hold on a second, Um ...Sir..Cid.." Rinoa slapped herself in the forehead. Moron!

" I could come back later..." Cid answered quickly.

"No No.." Rinoa acting like a man woke Squall up. Squall sat up slowly blinking.

"What's..." Squall started but Rinoa covered his lips pointing to the door and mouthing "Cid". Squall's eyes got big and he quickly searched around the bed for his boxers.

"I'll be at the door in a second Sir." Squall's voice was cracking. Squall put his boxers on quickly and flopped off the bed, hurrying off toward the door. He opened it slightly fixing his hair.

"Um Yes sir?" He asked glancing back then forward. Cid tried to look into Squall's room , but Squall moved in front of him.

"Squall..is someone else in there with you.." Cid asked quickly. Squall firmly shook his head looking nervous.

"Squall, please move out of the way.." Squall sighed and slowly moved out of the way. Cid stepped into the room looking around quickly, in the corner there was a mass amount of dirty clothes, he poked at them quickly, then moved toward the hump in the bed. He looked back at Squall, then pulled back the covers to find a doll, upside down.

"I need a hug." the doll answered to Cid's touch. Cid turned and face Squall heading out of the room.

"You don't have to be ashamed of playing with dolls Squall, I do it also. I accept the timber reports on my desk by tomorrow." Cid saluted Squall, Squall gave a half heartily salute back, he was on the edge of laughing, and the edge of fainting. Cid left the room, and Squall shut the door. He turned.

"Rinoa?" he asked slowly looking around the room. Rinoa appeared out of the dirty clothes wearing Squall's clothes.

"Hello!" She waved smiling.

"How did you .." he started.

"Well I was going to hide in the closet, but I was jammed because this doll was in there.." Rinoa looked at Squall raising an eyebrow.

"Now, let me explain..." Squall started.

"Mr. Squall plays with dolls..." Rinoa giggled.

" Hey come on... Selphie gave it to me, cause she said it looked like you, and it expressed what I wouldn't." Squall nodded. Rinoa nodded tossing the doll in the closest, she smiled at him as if smiling for victory.

The door flung open and Zell tripped in.

"Squall guess what man, it's the most amazing thing EVER..." Zell started raising his head looking at Rinoa, then at Squall.

"Zell!" Squall yelled.

" What are you doing here Rinoa? And why are you in Squall's clothes? And why is the bed not made..oooo.." Zell said after a period of time. Steps came up behind Zell.

"Zell did you tell Squall about the.." Irivine appeared in the room, along with Quistis, and Selphie close behind.

"GOO!" Irivine yelled looking at Rinoa, and Squall.

"MY VIRGIN EYES!" Selphie yelled loudly.

"Oh shut up Selphie, your such a liar, lets go guys.." Quistis pulled the confused Zell out of the room.

"Hey Squall" Irivine said and made a bat swing then jumped up and down. " Home RUN!" He yelled, until Selphie gave him a sharp kick in the knee.

"Ow ...that hurt.." Irivine pouted leaving the room. Rinoa closed the door behind them, she looked toward Squall.

"We really need some new friends..." Rinoa stated, Squall nodded.

If you want more of this story, I could make up something else, but if you don't tell me, and I'll end it after the next chapter.