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This is my attempt at telling the "Noodle Incident" which Bill Watterson refers to in "Calvin and Hobbes".
CHAPTER 2-Kitchen
"We join our fearless hero Spaceman Spiff as he infiltrates the Zorwargs' eating quarters." though Calvin as he crept into the kitchen. "Zounds! A Zorwarg has appeared. Spiff is trapped." In fact, one of the cooks had come in the kichen. Calvin quickly hid in a nearby closet. He heard the cook say "...and we'll need more macaroni. Put it all in the big dish over there." Calvin opened the closet door a crack to see an enormous dish full of macaroni and cheese. "Spiff has spotted the evil plan devised by the Zorwargs to kill all their prisonners! He must warn the others!" With that, Calvin jumped into the noodles. Fortunately, theyr were lukewarm and deep enough for him to hide in.
Back in Calvin's class, Miss. Wormwood asked "Where's Calvin? Isn't he back from the bathroom yet?"
Suzie groaned. "I hope he's not doing his "Stupendous Man thing again." Miss. Wormwood said "Class, do problems 1-6 in your math book. I'll be right back." She left the class with a firm intention to check out Calvin's locker. "Five years 'till retirerment," she thought "Five years 'till retirerment."
When she got to the locker, it was empty. She asked a passing boy to check the boy's bathroom to see if Calvin was there. He wasn't. So she went to the Principal's office. She explained that Calvin was hidden somewhere and she suspected him of planing some kind of mischeif. The Principal agreed but since they had no idea where Calvin was, they would just have to keep and eye out for him.
Calvin was still in the noodles when the lunch bell rang. "The prisonners are going to all be killed by the putrid pasta. Spiff will warn them!" Suddenly, calvin felt the dish being jolted as someone carried it out of the kitchen and into the lunch room.
TO BE CONTINUED...
This is my attempt at telling the "Noodle Incident" which Bill Watterson refers to in "Calvin and Hobbes".
CHAPTER 2-Kitchen
"We join our fearless hero Spaceman Spiff as he infiltrates the Zorwargs' eating quarters." though Calvin as he crept into the kitchen. "Zounds! A Zorwarg has appeared. Spiff is trapped." In fact, one of the cooks had come in the kichen. Calvin quickly hid in a nearby closet. He heard the cook say "...and we'll need more macaroni. Put it all in the big dish over there." Calvin opened the closet door a crack to see an enormous dish full of macaroni and cheese. "Spiff has spotted the evil plan devised by the Zorwargs to kill all their prisonners! He must warn the others!" With that, Calvin jumped into the noodles. Fortunately, theyr were lukewarm and deep enough for him to hide in.
Back in Calvin's class, Miss. Wormwood asked "Where's Calvin? Isn't he back from the bathroom yet?"
Suzie groaned. "I hope he's not doing his "Stupendous Man thing again." Miss. Wormwood said "Class, do problems 1-6 in your math book. I'll be right back." She left the class with a firm intention to check out Calvin's locker. "Five years 'till retirerment," she thought "Five years 'till retirerment."
When she got to the locker, it was empty. She asked a passing boy to check the boy's bathroom to see if Calvin was there. He wasn't. So she went to the Principal's office. She explained that Calvin was hidden somewhere and she suspected him of planing some kind of mischeif. The Principal agreed but since they had no idea where Calvin was, they would just have to keep and eye out for him.
Calvin was still in the noodles when the lunch bell rang. "The prisonners are going to all be killed by the putrid pasta. Spiff will warn them!" Suddenly, calvin felt the dish being jolted as someone carried it out of the kitchen and into the lunch room.
TO BE CONTINUED...